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So whats the worst thing you have bought online when you were drunk?

 

I was most confused when dvd's of bucky o'hair, count duckula and the shoepeople (WTF???) arrived at my house 3 days after a **** up.

 

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Jimmy McNulty

Do you remember all the crap that Irvine Jambo bought at Costco when he came home drunk that night? How I laughed :)

 

Wait a minute....

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If we can broaden this to simply 'things you have bought while drunk' I can include a CD player (which we didn't need) a bunch of CDs by bands I'd never heard of , loads of crap books I thought my wife would like but actually never read.

 

All of this because I decided to go to Tescos late at night to buy the Sunday papers after coming from a wedding very , very drunk.

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I'd like to introduce you to Soon-li.

 

thai-dancer.jpg

 

When I sobered up I realised I wasn't quite ready for marriage, but she makes a useful pot stand/conversation piece.

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Wasn't on the net...It was Bloody Bid uptv...A ferkin Spiderman phone,

It doesn't ring, it sings the theme tune and says "My spidy sences are tingling"...Stands up from a crouching position and shoots imaginary webs from his wrists!!! :eek:

 

Drink and Shopping don't mix!

 

My wife won't even let me put it in the Hall... :)

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Wasn't on the net...It was Bloody Bid uptv...A ferkin Spiderman phone,

It doesn't ring, it sings the theme tune and says "My spidy sences are tingling"...Stands up from a crouching position and shoots imaginary webs from his wrists!!! :eek:

 

Drink and Shopping don't mix!

 

My wife won't even let me put it in the Hall... :)

 

That sounds great!!

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Jamie_the_Jambo

I bought 13 videos (the complete set) of Men Behaving Badly on ebay. I watched them all then sold them back on ebay for a profit.

 

I make a point of now buying on ebay, watching and copying if appropriate, then reselling.

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Say What Again
I'd like to introduce you to Soon-li.

 

thai-dancer.jpg

 

When I sobered up I realised I wasn't quite ready for marriage, but she makes a useful pot stand/conversation piece.

 

 

Bet she's rubbish at tying ballons

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So whats the worst thing you have bought online when you were drunk?

 

 

A big massive box of Findus Crispy Pancakes from Iceland :P

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Wasn't on the net...It was Bloody Bid uptv...A ferkin Spiderman phone,

It doesn't ring, it sings the theme tune and says "My spidy sences are tingling"...Stands up from a crouching position and shoots imaginary webs from his wrists!!! :eek:

 

Drink and Shopping don't mix!

 

My wife won't even let me put it in the Hall... :)

 

Gotta see/hear this in action. Video clip please , please.:)

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Sexton Hardcastle
played roullete when pished got up to ?400 and lost the lot.:mad:

 

iv been like that many times. got to 2/300 and sum how blow the lot. i went from 3 quid once to 250. i think i mite of bailed out which was good. no doubt william hill made it back in the days after

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Wasn't on the net...It was Bloody Bid uptv...A ferkin Spiderman phone,

It doesn't ring, it sings the theme tune and says "My spidy sences are tingling"...Stands up from a crouching position and shoots imaginary webs from his wrists!!! :eek:

 

Drink and Shopping don't mix!

 

My wife won't even let me put it in the Hall... :)

 

haha amazing! is this the item in question?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWImuUaMS4

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One of my mates went onto his computer after coming back from the pub and went on some porn websites.

 

He then got an e-mail saying he had to pay ?40+ (can't remember the exact amount - could have been ?60) or something would happen. He then went and paid it and didn't see any porn.

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A Vox valvetronics 30w amp.....just for playing my guitar in the house. :wacko:

 

Frigging awesome! Always wanted one of those. Got a 70's Fender Twin Reverb but its no good as its terrifyingly loud. Nice to take to a praccy room. Anyway I want a Vox!

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A tamborine.... if any bands are looking for a tambo player who cant sing but can prance about on stage, i'm your man

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a guitar, porn dvd's, poi? , and an enflatable camel fancy dress outfit. this was all on the same night. feck knows what was going through my head at the time!!!!!!

it was quite exciting to see what got delivered next tho

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