Gershwin Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Go down the flumes at the Commy Pool Get chucked out of the Commy for standing up on the River Rapids Watch Meadowbank Thistle Listen to nosebleed techno at the Venue Shop at John Menzies on Princes' St Comedy at the Gilded Balloon Smoke a silk cut at tynie Pay 32p to get on a bus Visit 031 clothing Get stitched up at the Old Royal Infirmary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Go down the flumes at the Commy PoolGet chucked out of the Commy for standing up on the River Rapids Watch Meadowbank Thistle Listen to nosebleed techno at the Venue Shop at John Menzies on Princes' St Comedy at the Gilded Balloon Smoke a silk cut at tynie Pay 32p to get on a bus Visit 031 clothing Get stitched up at the Old Royal Infirmary have you not been for a pi ss at half time recently? Or have silk cut been discontinued? oh, and eat a chip roll for ?1 from alari's for your lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Go down the flumes at the Commy PoolGet chucked out of the Commy for standing up on the River Rapids Watch Meadowbank Thistle Listen to nosebleed techno at the Venue Shop at John Menzies on Princes' St Comedy at the Gilded Balloon Smoke a silk cut at tynie Pay 32p to get on a bus Visit 031 clothing Get stitched up at the Old Royal Infirmary That's one very specific restraining order, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Go in to the ladies changing rooms or toilets without being thrown out/arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Take a photo with a child in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckandcover Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Sing 'hello, hello' at the games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Enjoy a well written, thoughtful and fascinating post on JKB written by a former heavyweight boxer with one baw. I miss Irvine Jambo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Introduce a woman to the rough side of your hand when she's getting a wee bitty hysterical. Get a quarter of sweets from the Duchess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Introduce a woman to the rough side of your hand when she's getting a wee bitty hysterical. Hehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the voice from above Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Introduce a woman to the rough side of your hand when she's getting a wee bitty hysterical. Get a quarter of sweets from the Duchess. 'but it was just a wee love tap officer?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonieref Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Get a half pizza supper from ginos chip van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Get a half pizza supper from ginos chip van. Brave man:eek: Never be able to buy a ?100 D&G shirt from Smiths again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonieref Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Brave man:eek: Never be able to buy a ?100 D&G shirt from Smiths again. Dude that was my lunch nearly everyday(apart from tuesdays) for the 1st 4 years of high school. As a result I do not to expect to live much beyond the age of 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Dude that was my lunch nearly everyday(apart from tuesdays) for the 1st 4 years of high school. As a result I do not to expect to live much beyond the age of 40. you ate ?100 D&G shirts for lunch??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Watch my ex wife sh it herself on a birthing table! Thankfully!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Never again will I be able to; Touch my toes Dance like a loon at a student union Care about no one but myself Wear bright red or purple footwear Drink more than four pints without getting a hangover Chat up girls under the age of 30 without looking like a creep I don't miss any of things though, wouldn't change it for the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Watch my ex wife sh it herself on a birthing table! Thankfully!!!!!!! That's a moment you never had to share John! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Log into JKB without fear of Makween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 That's a moment you never had to share John! Apologies if you were eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_boy Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Pee from the tenth floor of Broomview House hitting the folk below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bn jambo Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 give the ex a length!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Introduce a woman to the rough side of your hand when she's getting a wee bitty hysterical. Get a quarter of sweets from the Duchess. The Duchess??? What about old Granny Scobie's??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtbridgeJambo Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Loose my virginity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 Loose my virginity. Was it loose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Wash down copious amounts of speed with Newcastle Brown at the Mission See live bands at the Caley Palais Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FERRYABROAD Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Get a bird up the duff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Shin Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Get a quarter of sweets from the Duchess. or the sweet spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Jeez... "Pay 32p on a bus" When ah waur a lad.... I used to sneak on the bus to get to school and only pay 5p. Full fare was 8p. Oh, and - go into Tandy on George St, and sit for 2 hours on the latest IBM PC and play Zork 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Buy 7" singles on coloured vinyl from Bruce's Record Shops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Introduce a woman to the rough side of your hand when she's getting a wee bitty hysterical. Get a quarter of sweets from the Duchess. While you're waiting for the Pink News to arrive. Ask for a 'black man' from the ice cream van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Fight with the Lynch's at Tolcross bus stop whilst waiting for a No18 bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Fight with the Lynch's at Tolcross bus stop whilst waiting for a No18 bus Aww, Webby - and we thought you were such a nice boy, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Aww, Webby - and we thought you were such a nice boy, too! Hey, they started it...and to be fair...back then, I didn't know who they were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Throwback Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Fight with the Lynch's at Tolcross bus stop whilst waiting for a No18 bus Used to play football against one of them...always an entertaining game!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Play hunt the **** with all my old mates on a fine summer night. Watch the Tennants 6s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 go to pure at the venue, get my lunch from mr doughnuts at tollcross, fights between broughmuir/gillespies/st tams on the brunstfield links, drink underage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarhead Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Introduce a woman to the rough side of your hand when she's getting a wee bitty hysterical. Get a quarter of sweets from the Duchess. Flash git with your quarter of sweets when I had to make do with a 2oz bag:p The Duchie also used to serve top 99 ice creams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Leave the hoose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Come on kickback without greedy jambo hi jacking a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, obua said: Come on kickback without greedy jambo hi jacking a thread. It's fae 2008 and you're still moaning 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 You bumped a 12 year old thread to moan, take a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, obua said: You bumped a 12 year old thread to moan, take a day off. I did, I waited until after 12 to bump it, what more do you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 You really are beyond help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, obua said: You really are beyond help. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Change your name but never change your cutting wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Slog Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) On 31/01/2008 at 18:26, Guest GhostHunter said: Jeez... "Pay 32p on a bus" When ah waur a lad.... I used to sneak on the bus to get to school and only pay 5p. Full fare was 8p. Oh, and - go into Tandy on George St, and sit for 2 hours on the latest IBM PC and play Zork 1. The Zork Anthology DRM-Free Download » Free GoG PC Games Just in case any of the young pups here haven't played that classic Jeez, I thought this was a new thread, not a twelve year old one Edited January 16, 2021 by Captain Slog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Post on the Coronavirus thread. 🤫☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 31/01/2008 at 17:03, Brian Whittaker's Tache said: See live bands at the Caley Palais I saw the Ramones there, don't know what happened but I remember walking up from the Playhouse where they were meant to be playing. One of my "most regrettably missed gigs" was in there, The Sisters of Mercy support by The Skeletal Family😭😭😭😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Worry about an ache or pain without thinking it's something more serious. Spend the whole of a gig down the front. See properly without glasses. Have a good days fishing without ending with a sore back. Fit into 34" inch waisted jeans. Speak to my Mum. Beat my son in a race. Beat my son at just about bloody anything! Go Motorhead or Ramones gig. Not have tinnitus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Watch 24 again with the excitement and tension of the first time. Seen it multiple times over the years, but it was only really good once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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