BASIL_HEARTS Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 After watching some of todays racing i saw a few crackers "Skanky Biscuit" and "Transvestite". If you had a horse what would you call it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 We had some rather distasteful ones at our last race night. I called mine Jammy wee tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Il give it 5 posts until someone uses the "old Classic" Id call mine "Idiot Face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'd call mine 'And in first place' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoody_06 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 i would call it "come on my face", so i can hear all the ladies shout "come on my face" or if it was a jump horse i would call it "the favourite has fallen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The last horse I named at a race night was called "Taxi for Stanton". I am unclear whether the horse slept in it's own pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 i'd call it "dead cert" or "the race favourtie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Some horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'd call mine 'catfood and glue.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dogmeat on toast. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Soontobeuhu was a name I heard the other day on some comedy programme. Does the Jockey Club have to ratify every horses name, just so dodgy ones don't get through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin hood jambo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Used to be a horse called "Ace of Hearts" seb sanders rode it to quite a few wins and it boosted my weekend drinking fund no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Squeeky Bum Nuggets:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 My face is the best one. 'Come on my face!' I always call mines Hartleys Hat trick at race nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How about the "The rear". Coming up the rear is coming up the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 At racenights , mine is always called 'soon be glue' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upthehill Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Wear the fox hat always raises a smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Binky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'M IBRAHIM TALL Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Shy tall knight is always a favourite. Suffolk and Doddle is another one i have had down for a race night. And who can forget the classic Hoof Hearted!!!!(you have to say the names quite quick to get the joke:rolleyes:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Shy tall knight Suffolk and Doddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gershwin Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Bawjaws or bawbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Canada Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Captain Quim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Dusty Carpet...............never been beaten yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 'How Far the Distance?' Why people feel the urge to scream this at a bookmaker's television screen baffles me, so naming it thus would give it some semblance of sanity were it to win. However, I think horse names can't be more than 15 letters, so my plan falls at the first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 "Orgetaff"....come on or get aff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASIL_HEARTS Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 Horses Knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Pub quiz team is always The Burst Hedgehogs so I reckon Burst Hedgehog. based on one of my favourite jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Amancalled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I also favour one that commentors saying is funny, so I give you. "Ya ma the skank" as in "here comes Ya Ma the skank" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellycopter Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Norfolk and Hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP1874 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I'd call my horse The Big Testeagles or Bellend. He could win by a length or a head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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