Jamie_the_Jambo Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I used to think tabasco was great but got really sick of the vinegar smell. I now use West Indian Encona caribbean hot pepper sauce and its just great. Whats hot and not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=41 Daves Insanity Sauce is all you'll ever need. Tread carefully though - it's very aptly named Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoker Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 The hottest Sauce I have ever tasted (beats Daves Insanity Sauce easily). http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=101 I give you da bomb...........dont get that on the end o yer bass, or the wifes wizards sleeve for that matter !!!! Think you can still get it a Lupi Pintos near the Kings. awch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 The hottest Sauce I have ever tasted (beats Daves Insanity Sauce easily). http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=101 I give you da bomb...........dont get that on the end o yer bass, or the wifes wizards sleeve for that matter !!!! Think you can still get it a Lupi Pintos near the Kings. awch I see you that and raise you Who Dares Burns. Will not get a hotter sauce than that. IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morry Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 My GF got me a Chilli growng kit for my birthday with 6 types of Chillies. Im only 3 weeks in so dunno if it's goana work or not - but according to my wee growing book 'hot tepin' Chilli is suppost to be hot - so try finding a sauce with that in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodoker Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I see you that and raise you Who Dares Burns. Will not get a hotter sauce than that. IMO. http://www.chilefarm.co.uk/who_dares_burns_hot_sauce.html Who Dares Burns.......95,000 Scoville Units http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=101 Da' Bomb The Final Answer.........1,500,000 Scoville Units !!!! Easy Easy Easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wicker Man Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Nuke your taste buds with these http://www.chez-williams.com/Hot%20Sauce/hothome.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 http://www.chilefarm.co.uk/who_dares_burns_hot_sauce.html Who Dares Burns.......95,000 Scoville Units http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=101 Da' Bomb The Final Answer.........1,500,000 Scoville Units !!!! Easy Easy Easy Seriously man, thats impressive, if I knew WTF a Scoville Unit was. I'm assuming its hot as Feck, because WDB is rocket fuel. Ask Tedp, he came and made chilli one night for me and the family, put a half bottle in and he was the only one who made it, and ended up in bed early doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 http://www.chilliworld.com/SP6.asp?p_id=41 Daves Insanity Sauce is all you'll ever need. Tread carefully though - it's very aptly named My brother bought me a bottle of that before as I like hot things. Jesus christ, it's incredible. Somehow managed to not clean my hands properly after using it and got a little in my eye, thought I was going blind, sorest thing EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 The Chili Judge Copyright 1997 by W. Bruce "CAMERON" http://www.wbruceCAMERON.com/ Posting sanctioned by author. Recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in my Community to be a judge at a chili cook-off because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted this as being one of those burdens you endure when you're an internet writer and therefore known and adored by all. Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor Very mild. CAMERON: Holy smokes, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These people are crazy. Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili JUDGE ONE: Smoky (barbecue?) with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. CAMERON: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. Shoved my way to the front of the beer line. The barmaid looks like a professional wrestler after a bad night. She was so irritated over my gagging sounds that the snake tattoo under her eye started to twitch. She has arms like Popeye and a face like Winston Churchill. I will NOT pick a fight with her. Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. CAMERON: This has got to be a joke. Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been sneezing Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now and got out of my way so I could make it to the beer wagon. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. She said her friends call her "Sally." Probably behind her back they call her "Forklift." Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: A hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. CAMERON: I felt something scraping across my tongue but was unable to taste it. Sally was standing behind me with fresh refills so I wouldn't have to dash over to see her. When she winked at me her snake sort of coiled and uncoiled--it's kinda cute. Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. CAMERON: My ears are ringing and I can no longer focus my eyes. I belched and four people in front of me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed hurt when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. Sort of irritates me that one of the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. CAMERON: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally. I asked if she wants to go dancing later. Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef threw in canned chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am a bit worried about Judge Number 3, he appears to be in a bit of distress. CAMERON: You could put a hand grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and I wouldn't feel it. I've lost the sight in one eye and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My clothes are covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth at some point. Good, at autopsy they'll know what killed me. Go Sally, save yourself before it's too late. Tell our children I'm sorry I was not there to conceive them. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful and I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air I'll just let it in through the hole in my stomach. Call the X-Files people and tell them I've found a super nova on my tongue. Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili JUDGE ONE: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. JUDGE TWO: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. CAMERON: Momma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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