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I'm entertaining ;) another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that!

 

Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her!

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I'm entertaining ;) another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that!

 

Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her!

 

Ooooo another women your not i8 in disguise are you?

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ooooooooooooooohhhh get a load of this show off guys!! ANOTHER woman eh? Just rub it right in mate whilst i go and buy ANOTHER jazz mag!!!!

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I'm entertaining ;) another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that!

 

Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her!

 

Oh no not this thread again!!!!

 

Pleeeeeeeeeeease no!

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ooooooooooooooohhhh get a load of this show off guys!! ANOTHER woman eh? Just rub it right in mate whilst i go and buy ANOTHER jazz mag!!!!

 

I think rbisback is a girl guys....bexs is her name if I remember correctly and she is a beautician

 

:P;)

 

Keep us posted Bexs :dribble:

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I'm entertaining ;) another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that!

 

Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her!

 

To get back on the point before it goes off topic.......

 

I stick some ground cumin and 80% cocoa chocolate in it along with the usual red onions, chilli beans, tinned tomatoes etc

 

Hope this helps.

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I'm entertaining ;) another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that!

 

Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her!

 

Stuff wasting time cooking food mate-Throw her on the couch and give her all you've got :cool:

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To get back on the point before it goes off topic.......

 

I stick some ground cumin and 80% cocoa chocolate in it along with the usual red onions, chilli beans, tinned tomatoes etc

 

Hope this helps.

 

If you're lucky I might invite you round to cook for us!! ;)

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Stuff wasting time cooking food mate-Throw her on the couch and give her all you've got :cool:

 

Now that would require alcohol...and on that topic, anyone know what wine's go with chilli??

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I think rbisback is a girl guys....bexs is her name if I remember correctly and she is a beautician

 

:P;)

 

Keep us posted Bexs :dribble:

 

That changes nothing!!!!! Jazz mag city!

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Brian Whittaker's Tache

500g pack of mince brown it in a pan

 

Add a finely chopped onion and two cloves of garlic and let fry till the onions go transparent

 

Add a teaspoon of cumin, a teaspoon of chilli powder and a teaspoon of pa****a (smoked if you can get it ) stir it thru and let it fry for a minute or two (the above spices can be adjusted to your tastes.

 

Fire in a bottle of beer (again i prefer a darker beer but you can use lager) then a carton of passata. Good stir then a very gentle simmer for an hour or so.

 

After an hour add two squares of dark chocolate (70% stuff)

 

Best chilli you'll ever taste.

 

Its also blinding and a bit healthier made with turkey mince

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Anyone who doesn't put nutmeg in a chilli is missing out big style.

 

It's all about the nutmeg.

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Anyone who doesn't put nutmeg in a chilli is missing out big style.

 

It's all about the nutmeg.

 

WEIRDO;)

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I'm entertaining ;) another lady tonight and think I might try and make a nice chilli - she likes that!

 

Can anyone help me with the recipe? I'm a bit nervous so want to do my best for her!

 

In the unlikely event that I ever entertain a young lady at home I would never cook chilli

 

1 the wife would kill me

 

2 Chilli makes me fart like a horse

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Sometimes use a Cinammon stick - also I prefer red wine not beer.

 

As you can see, I'm quite naive but thought red wine might be better. Any recommendations..the stronger the better!

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Thanks Brian...you've got a bushy one then have you? ;) Tache I mean, obviously!

 

No2 All over

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Honestly. It's good.

 

In fairness, I do retract my "it's all about the nutmeg" comment - it is, really, all about the cumin.

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Honestly. It's good.

 

In fairness, I do retract my "it's all about the nutmeg" comment - it is, really, all about the cumin.

 

Apology accepted!

 

;)

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Apology accepted!

 

;)

 

 

 

 

:laugh:

 

I make no apologies for my love of nutmeg.

 

Also magnificent on a lasagne sauce - fact.

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Honestly. It's good.

 

In fairness, I do retract my "it's all about the nutmeg" comment - it is, really, all about the cumin.

 

Would have to agree!

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:laugh:

 

I make no apologies for my love of nutmeg.

 

Also magnificent on a lasagne sauce - fact.

 

Hoe DARE you compare lasagne and chillii!

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:laugh:

 

I make no apologies for my love of nutmeg.

 

Also magnificent on a lasagne sauce - fact.

 

 

It was brilliant in my tatties last night aswell :thumb::dribble:

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gayest thread in history:confused:

 

Correct me if I am wrong but I am sure that rbisback is a lesbian?

 

That aside people who have moustaches are gay. :confused::)

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Correct me if I am wrong but I am sure that rbisback is a lesbian?

 

That aside people who have moustaches are gay. :confused::)

 

Yes, I am...but my granny had a moustache. Oh gawd!

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Lesbian Granny Chilli.

 

Better sticking to steak mince or turkey

 

I think you have to go to Waitrose for lesbian granny and they never have the free range stuff in

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Better sticking to steak mince or turkey

 

I think you have to go to Waitrose for lesbian granny and they never have the free range stuff in

 

You can get Gay Grandad but its just not the same.

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You can get Gay Grandad but its just not the same.

 

Bisexual Uncle works pretty well

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Bisexual Uncle works pretty well

 

Aye. Have you ever tried Transexual Cousin? never know what you will get with that until its unwrapped...

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Just showing my date this thread...can't believe it!

 

 

 

Some date!!! you really know how to entertain a lady, sit on her all night posting:cool: I bet she can't wait for the encore

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Some date!!! you really know how to entertain a lady, sit on her all night posting:cool: I bet she can't wait for the encore

 

It's her choice not mine!! :) She's not experienced a football fans forum before and loves the Chilli / Lesbian / Granny theme!!

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