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BigHearts
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Ever dreamt of stepping onto the hallowed turf at Tynecastle Park and living out your footballing passion? Now's your chance to make that dream a reality!

Back by popular demand - Big Hearts Big Match! :raised_hands::flag-lv::stadium:

Join us on Wednesday 20th May for an unforgettable experience! Lace up your boots, walk down the tunnel with pride and play on the iconic pitch alongside fellow Jambos, while supporting our charity's work. :heart:

Spaces are limited, secure now to avoid disappointment.

 

Secure your places here: https://bighearts.org.uk/big-match-2026/

 

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Absolute Scenes
Posted

Played for away team the times I’ve done in the past. Genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever done and worth every penny. 

BigHearts
Posted
16 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said:

Played for away team the times I’ve done in the past. Genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever done and worth every penny. 

Thank you so much for the kind words - we really love to hear about people's great experiences with us :)

Penrices left boot
Posted

Hi everyone team alll sold out, had ti go on the away team.

 

Been wanting to do this for a few years.

selkirkhmfc1874
Posted

Great initiative but imo bit expensive , people struggling just now and season tickets etc on sale for next season ! As a support we do more than most supporting the club and our charity but only so many times you can expect the fans to fork out

Penrices left boot
Posted
29 minutes ago, Penrices left boot said:

Hi everyone team alll sold out, had ti go on the away team.

 

Been wanting to do this for a few years.

 

Home team.

Penrices left boot
Posted

Takes a big effort to ruin a charity thread and turn it into a negative.

 

Boy fae Selkirk on his game today.

 

:phface:

Penrices left boot
Posted
18 minutes ago, selkirkhmfc1874 said:

Great initiative but imo bit expensive , people struggling just now and season tickets etc on sale for next season ! As a support we do more than most supporting the club and our charity but only so many times you can expect the fans to fork out

 

No one is expecting anything, the charity is giving folk a free choice.

Fans are expected to fork out for this  in the same way they are expected to fork out for a yacht for themselves.

 

There is no expectation. 

 

The whole event is fantastic value anyway.

 

BigHearts
Posted
24 minutes ago, Penrices left boot said:

 

Home team.

See you on the pitch! Thanks for your support :) 

Wee Mikey
Posted (edited)

Hurrah! I've found one of my pairs of boots ... the not so good ones, so I'll keep looking.

 

They're like slippers these days so little wonder players pick up injuries ... not that I'll likely get anywhere near a crunching tackle!

 

️ - ️ to the 16:00 KO home team.

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Vlad Magic
Posted
1 hour ago, selkirkhmfc1874 said:

Great initiative but imo bit expensive , people struggling just now and season tickets etc on sale for next season ! As a support we do more than most supporting the club and our charity but only so many times you can expect the fans to fork out


You are special.

Penrices left boot
Posted
22 minutes ago, Vlad Magic said:


You are special.

 

He's really exposed himself this season.

 

 

Bungalow Bill
Posted
2 hours ago, Penrices left boot said:

 

No one is expecting anything, the charity is giving folk a free choice.

Fans are expected to fork out for this  in the same way they are expected to fork out for a yacht for themselves.

 

There is no expectation. 

 

The whole event is fantastic value anyway.

 

Spot on. I’m sick of folk moaning about things they can’t afford but others can. There is plenty in life I can’t afford. This is a great initiative. 

Penrices left boot
Posted
2 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

Hurrah! I've found one of my pairs of boots ... the not so good ones, so I'll keep looking.

 

They're like slippers these days so little wonder players pick up injuries ... not that I'll likely get anywhere near a crunching tackle!

 

️ - ️ to the 16:00 KO home team.

 

Mon' the away team.

Wee Mikey
Posted
5 hours ago, Vlad Magic said:

You are special.

 

Artificial Intelligence. 👇

 

"In King of the Hill, Hank Hill frequently describes his son, Bobby, as not being "right," but there are specific instances where Bobby is portrayed or described as "special" in a more literal or ironic, often misunderstood way."

 

I reckon that our 'special person' is simply mis-understood; being, as he is (with no doubt whatsoever), a committed supporter.

 

Anyhoo ... please come along on Wed 20th May, @selkirkhmfc1874, and you can join in the fun!

 

Fact is ... it's the very bestest day of the year for Hearts fans ... bar NONE!

 

When else could folks not only support Big Hearts, but also get a rather unique opportunity to strut their stuff on our pitch at Tynie?

 

For anyone who has ever wished to do so, then this is it.

 

Access to the changing rooms; warming up on the pitch; lining up in the tunnel just like a real-life match day; watching the match unfold from the dug-outs; a Big Hearts strip to take home as a souvenir; coached by a Hearts legend; a ref & 2 linesmen giving up their time to keep the peace (lol, 😆); some goodies; a post-match social for 2 guests; and all for a modest fee for participation.

 

This really MUST be one of the most awkward events to organise, so hats off to the Big Hearts Crew and those within the club who make it happen.

 

As for the 'cost'? It's a steal!! It's likely by now totally booked up, so I reckon that it has been priced just about right. Having said that, my credit card took the hit. 😒

Wee Mikey
Posted

Ps ... @Penrices left boot ... I've now found my 'proper' boots; so, seeing as you're on the away team? Just watch out.

 

 

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John Findlay
Posted
3 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

Ps ... @Penrices left boot ... I've now found my 'proper' boots; so, seeing as you're on the away team? Just watch out.

 

 

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You buy them off Bobby Walker?

Geoff Kilpatrick
Posted
20 hours ago, Absolute Scenes said:

Played for away team the times I’ve done in the past. Genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever done and worth every penny. 

Did someone on Kickback cover for you and seethe at your performance? ::troll::

Absolute Scenes
Posted
51 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said:

Did someone on Kickback cover for you and seethe at your performance? ::troll::

To be fair, @Laurie played the team in their natural positions as did Ryan Stevenson 😉😁

Thunder and Lightning
Posted
22 hours ago, selkirkhmfc1874 said:

Great initiative but imo bit expensive , people struggling just now and season tickets etc on sale for next season ! As a support we do more than most supporting the club and our charity but only so many times you can expect the fans to fork out

Then don't do it. Also, don't try to shit on a charity for offering something that some will want to do. 

 

They are not expecting people to do anything they are offering an opportunity. 

 

What went wrong in your life to make you such a negative person? 

BigHearts
Posted

Hi guys, fully caught up here, haha. Glad to see so much engagement on this thread. Just wanting to give a little update..

 

- Match #2 (7:45pm) entirely sold out for both home and away. 

- Match #1 (4:00pm) availability looking like: home team goalkeeper, and then everything else left is away so the away team captain, the away team goalkeeper, one outfield, and five substitutes.

 

See you soon! - Julia

selkirkhmfc1874
Posted
On 11/04/2026 at 14:31, Thunder and Lightning said:

Then don't do it. Also, don't try to shit on a charity for offering something that some will want to do. 

 

They are not expecting people to do anything they are offering an opportunity. 

 

What went wrong in your life to make you such a negative person? 

Not trying to shit on anything, imo it's a bit expensive but I'm a big backer of Big Hearts charity and always will be infact was me who put in the winning bid for the pair of tickets for the new years game against Hibs 2025 to have access to directors suite and watch match in directors box 

selkirkhmfc1874
Posted

For the benefit of doubt Big Hearts do a marvellous job and the charity is something everybody should be very proud of

Posted
On 11/04/2026 at 10:22, Absolute Scenes said:

To be fair, @Laurie played the team in their natural positions as did Ryan Stevenson 😉😁

 

Haha, can't believe one team got lumbered with me as the "celebrity" manager and the other got Hearts' record appearance holder :lol:

 

I think the biggest shock was how crap the view is of your team's shape from the dugouts, at one point we apparently changed from a back 4 to a 3 and I couldn't even tell... 

luckyBatistuta
Posted
On 11/04/2026 at 00:25, Wee Mikey said:

Ps ... @Penrices left boot ... I've now found my 'proper' boots; so, seeing as you're on the away team? Just watch out.

 

 

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I can actually see you wearing them Mikey😂

Absolute Scenes
Posted
58 minutes ago, Laurie said:

 

Haha, can't believe one team got lumbered with me as the "celebrity" manager and the other got Hearts' record appearance holder :lol:

 

I think the biggest shock was how crap the view is of your team's shape from the dugouts, at one point we apparently changed from a back 4 to a 3 and I couldn't even tell... 

to be fair, we looked good, we were flying in the first half. Then it all went to pot after big changes 🤣 10/10 manager though, would definitely sign for him again 😁

BigHearts
Posted

If anyone knows any goalkeepers both home and away for 4pm need one!

 

 

h-e-a-r-t-s
Posted
10 hours ago, BigHearts said:

Hi guys, fully caught up here, haha. Glad to see so much engagement on this thread. Just wanting to give a little update..

 

- Match #2 (7:45pm) entirely sold out for both home and away. 

- Match #1 (4:00pm) availability looking like: home team goalkeeper, and then everything else left is away so the away team captain, the away team goalkeeper, one outfield, and five substitutes.

 

See you soon! - Julia

 

is the keeper allowed to come up for corners? :P

 

Posted
On 10/04/2026 at 18:14, Penrices left boot said:

 

He's really exposed himself this season.

 

 

 

:oohmatron:

BigHearts
Posted
17 hours ago, h-e-a-r-t-s said:

 

is the keeper allowed to come up for corners? :P

 

You'll need to ask your manager :angel:

Wee Mikey
Posted

Bump ...

 

Still a slot for the away team goalkeeper and subs for match #1 available.

 

Don't miss out!!!

So Funkin Kyzi
Posted

Does anyone know how the the substitutes work? are you guaranteed some game time?

Wee Mikey
Posted
1 hour ago, So Funkin Kyzi said:

Does anyone know how the the substitutes work? are you guaranteed some game time?

 

Guaranteed game time. Can be subbed on / off several times. It's a full-on match but subbing is flexible.

 

Being as I was 65 years old last year, I simply requested a few mins each half which was fine for me.

 

The younger players (most of whom are right good footballers) run their socks off and play a full match; others, such as myself, simply do their best and enjoy the experience.

 

It's a great day; no ifs or buts.

So Funkin Kyzi
Posted
1 hour ago, Wee Mikey said:

 

Guaranteed game time. Can be subbed on / off several times. It's a full-on match but subbing is flexible.

 

Being as I was 65 years old last year, I simply requested a few mins each half which was fine for me.

 

The younger players (most of whom are right good footballers) run their socks off and play a full match; others, such as myself, simply do their best and enjoy the experience.

 

It's a great day; no ifs or buts.

Thanks Mikey 

Wee Mikey
Posted
1 minute ago, So Funkin Kyzi said:

Thanks Mikey 

 

Remember; it's not just the game.

 

It's the entire experience; including a post-match social for two guests.

 

What, with a Big Hearts kit as a souvenir, and a truly unique inside look at the changing rooms and so on, it really, really is money well spent ... and money which goes to our award winning charity.

 

Everyone wins!

  • 2 weeks later...
Wee Mikey
Posted

Bump ...

 

Remember, folks, two matches; 16:00 KO & 19:45 KO, Wed 20th May.

 

Previous events have been splendid.

 

As per, I'll be a sub (I specifically request only a few mins as I'm not getting any younger).

 

Last year, I managed to complete 2 x 5 / 10 mins without touching the ball, but like to think that my off-the-ball contribution was sound. 😄 A mate got a few vids of me running back & forth like a right eejit; or, as I'd have it, man-marking with aplomb.

 

Anyhoo, it's much fun occupying the changing rooms, warming up, sitting in the dug-out, and so on.

 

It's also a decent social event, so why not pop along to offer support? Access from the Plaza into the main stand.

 

Oh, and for anyone on the 'Away' team, 16:00 KO who wishes to kick lumps out of me, then here's your chance ... but you'll have to catch me first! 👇

 

@Absolute Scenes + @Penrices left boot

 

 

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Absolute Scenes
Posted
2 hours ago, Wee Mikey said:

Bump ...

 

Remember, folks, two matches; 16:00 KO & 19:45 KO, Wed 20th May.

 

Previous events have been splendid.

 

As per, I'll be a sub (I specifically request only a few mins as I'm not getting any younger).

 

Last year, I managed to complete 2 x 5 / 10 mins without touching the ball, but like to think that my off-the-ball contribution was sound. 😄 A mate got a few vids of me running back & forth like a right eejit; or, as I'd have it, man-marking with aplomb.

 

Anyhoo, it's much fun occupying the changing rooms, warming up, sitting in the dug-out, and so on.

 

It's also a decent social event, so why not pop along to offer support? Access from the Plaza into the main stand.

 

Oh, and for anyone on the 'Away' team, 16:00 KO who wishes to kick lumps out of me, then here's your chance ... but you'll have to catch me first! 👇

 

@Absolute Scenes + @Penrices left boot

 

 

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I’ve made a right Salinger of that - I’m on the 19:45 game 🤣

Wee Mikey
Posted
On 01/05/2026 at 19:30, Absolute Scenes said:

I’ve made a right Salinger of that - I’m on the 19:45 game 🤣

 

I may very well hang back and throw a pie at you ...

 

 

Absolute Scenes
Posted
38 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said:

 

I may very well hang back and throw a pie at you ...

 

 

How did you get footage of me already?

Wee Mikey
Posted
8 minutes ago, Absolute Scenes said:

How did you get footage of me already?

 

"Back to the future" ...

 

In a parallel universe, you are Lawrence Shankland.

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