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Glasgow Rangers - they died in 2012. 

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Bad Religion
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The word 'ick'

colinmaroon
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"He hit that perfectly/That was the perfect shot," when it missed.

 

Use of the collective term "group".

 

A great save and you get, "You would expect him to save that;" and to a lesser extent, keeper standing rock still and the ball gets blasted against him, "What a fabulous save."

 

 

Maroon Sailor
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3 hours ago, Bad Religion said:

The word 'ick'

 

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Tokyo Drifter
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I hate it when summarisers say 'pen' when they mean 'penalty'. 

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1 hour ago, Maroon Sailor said:

 

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He does that!

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‘We won’t be held ransom’. AKA, we can’t afford the transfer fee…

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“Good feet for a big lad”

 

Suggests that 3 or 4 inches in height has some sort of genetic issue

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In Del/Deek/Del boy we trust.

Maroon Sailor
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Recycle the ball

 

Second phase

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Perfect storm.

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2 hours ago, Morgan said:

In Del/Deek/Del boy we trust.

Derek who? :qqb006:

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Just now, jamboozy said:

Derek who? :qqb006:

 

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1 minute ago, Morgan said:

 

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Should have shown that to Jambo 4 ever in Hamilton when he asked the same question on the other thread.:lol:

Wee Mikey
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C.f. Adam Hurrey

Tynecastle2Tokyo
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‘Doesn’t try a leg’ 

 

’A mouthwatering tie’ 

 

‘We need more bodies in’

He Who Cannot Be Named
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Is this not something orange burds say on tick tock?

Maroon Sailor
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22 minutes ago, He Who Cannot Be Named said:

Is this not something orange burds say on tick tock?

 

Talksport

 

 

Chillidigits
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I remember a commentator shouting "Make it yours" clearly indicating which team he wanted to win

Maroon Sailor
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Both players went for the same ball

joondalupjambo
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Quote by Eddie Howe. "I want to impose our culture".  What does that even mean?

 

gordon simpson
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40 minutes ago, joondalupjambo said:

Quote by Eddie Howe. "I want to impose our culture".  What does that even mean?

 

fat Geordies swilling newkie brown and birds stoating about half naked ?

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2 minutes ago, gordon simpson said:

fat Geordies swilling newkie brown and birds stoating about half naked ?

As you would say - :fonzie:

Maroon Sailor
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Desmond

Star Lizard
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The Bhoys

 

The Citizens

rudi must stay
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On 30/01/2026 at 19:17, jamboozy said:

Derek who? :qqb006:

 

Derek Kwon 

Diadora Van Basten
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Living rent free

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"This is a basketball game..."

:sick:

Maroon Sailor
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It remains nil nil, here in the Port of Leith

HeartsCobra
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Had enough transfer chat this morning and I remembered this one:

 

Use of install instead of instill

Dick Dastardly
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People talking about "balance" as if a team has to be symmetrical.  

Goonieref
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We at the Football Club🤮🤮

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Hammer throwers.

 

Aye?

 

 

Big John Colquhoun
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On 31/01/2026 at 11:38, He Who Cannot Be Named said:

Is this not something orange burds say on tick tock?

😂😂

The Treasurer
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Commentators banging on about the "fantastic" backing from the arse cheeks fans when they are in full sectarian mode

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‘What have I just seen/What has just happened here’?

 

Well, you’re the one watching it, you tell us.

HeartsCobra
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They are going to have a massive say in where the title ends up.

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