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Archie White
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"There's a player in there", when we all know he's sh#te.

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Pans Jambo
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“He’s just come inside his man”

:what:

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The players have to leave it all on the pitch.

 

:vrface:

Maple Leaf
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"Quality", without pronouncing the 't'.

Maroon Sailor
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Get down the road with the 3 points

Jamhammer
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Does a lot of unseen work

 

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"Heartz"

"Hibs win again"

"Provincial clubs" especially when said on the BBC as they don't understand the term .

Bridge of Djoum
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The red-top, lazy language.

 

''Swooped''

''Hoops''

''Sources''

''Monitoring''

''Preparing a bid''

''Former OF hero''... meaning any **** that pulled on the shirt a minimum of one time

 

 

 

Also, saw this belter today from the DR...

 

''Lewis Ferguson haunted by unwanted Celtic Record as Rangers daft family avoid awkward trip to Bologna''

 

A ****** rag like no other.

 

 

Bridge of Djoum
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Also, living in the States I have to put up with...

 

''PK''

''Kick Save''

''Uniform''

''Cleats''

''Roster''

''Locker Room''

 

Bungalow Bill
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6 hours ago, J.J said:

Any time a player is referenced as plural:

 

e.g. “The Scott McTominay’s, the Andy Robertson’s, the John McGinn’s of this world”.

 

Really, really irks me and almost all pundits do it. 
 

Just say Scott McTominay, or if you want to make a comparison to a ‘type’ of player, simply say, “a player like Scott McTominay”. Granted there is only one!
 

ps Add “of this world” as well. As far as we are aware this is the only world that plays football. 

 

2 hours ago, Gordon Ramsay said:

Low block.

 

1 hour ago, coatbridgejambo said:

Low block,false 9.

 


All of these for me, along with calling positions after shirt numbers:

‘Playing as a 6’, ‘playing the 10 role’. Grinds my gears. 

Kennyfragg13
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Slide rule pass or shy for throw in

 

Posted
44 minutes ago, Kennyfragg13 said:

Slide rule pass or shy for throw in

 

Shy was more prevalent than throw-in was in Scotland, years ago.

 

As was ‘by kick’ or ‘bye kick’ instead of goal kick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

TuckerCarlsonsToupee
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Ick really gives me the ick.

Maple Leaf
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4 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Shy was more prevalent than throw-in was in Scotland, years ago.

 

As was ‘by kick’ or ‘bye kick’ instead of goal kick.

 

Correct.  Probably TV has allowed English expressions to become prevalent in Scotland.

 

Another one is "handball".  It was always just a foul.

RealMaroonCF
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After a 1st half yellow "he's now on thin ice the rest of this match"

 

Einstein Wonder Football Analysis Award that one

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Not a football cliche but i hate that those clips of previous games shown before the kick-off are inevitably preceded by an exortation to ‘ENJOY’!

A cheesy Americanism normally overused by coffee baristas!

 

Flankengott
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"...looking to kick on...", when a player uses this phrase it's a sure sign their career is about to take a nose dive towards oblivion.

MarkDevriesScores4
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xG stats give me the ick. Less than useless. Get them in the bin 

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“ He was entitled to go down” no he frigging well wasn’t, that’s called cheating! You fud!

Jamstomorrow
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7 hours ago, Walter Kidd said:

16 year old making his debut for Hearts "he is dugshite".  Absolute cretinous behaviour from absolute ****wits.

I agree.  No professional football player is 'dugshite.'  If they were, they would not be a professional football player.  

Jamstomorrow
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Such and such a player, 'gets us!'

AuldReekie'sBigTeam
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‘Asking questions’

 

‘Ironic cheers’

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15 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said:

Such and such a player, 'gets us!'

That’s a really bad one!  👀

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22 minutes ago, jamboozy said:

“ He was entitled to go down” no he frigging well wasn’t, that’s called cheating! You fud!

Wiggy Boyle type post, in my opinion.

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Just now, Morgan said:

Wiggy Boyle type post, in my opinion.

Exactly who I had in mind, Frank Sidebottom’s ugly twin.😡

Pasquale for King
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6 hours ago, Boris said:

File beside use of "wur".

Indeed 

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6 hours ago, Craig_ said:

 

"Bragging rights in the capital"

 

Condescending pish, he'd never say that about the Glasgow derby. 

 

To be fair, it would be a bit daft to say that about the Glasgow Derby, seeing as its not played in the Capital. :jj:

 

Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Craig_ said:

 

DP - made an arse of that. 

Edited by tian447
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4 hours ago, redjambo said:

Another vote for xG. Load of nonsense.

 

 

Yes - all the xG chat is so tiresome. It's getting to the point where sometimes there seems to be more focus on the xG than the actual score!

 

'Transitions' have been mentioned far too much lately.

 

'It's a difficult place to go'. Often referring to a ground where the home team have hardly won a game all season.

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The constant and incorrect use of "in terms of". It's bled into all aspects of life and does my head in. 

 

"In terms of kilometers, how far away is Aberdeen",  is a legitimate sentence. 

 

"In terms of Neil McCann, is he a good appointment?" is David Brent management speak at its absolute worst. 

 

Illiterate fuds. 

Scott980612
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6 hours ago, tian447 said:

Low Block = Parking the bus

 

xG = A useless stat for people who's support for their team extends to their career on Football Manager or FIFA.

 

Transition = how football normally works, where teams attack and defend.

This for me  

 
Seems very popular right now.

part_time_jambo
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fine margins

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When Scottish fans say footy

 

👀

 

 

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Oh, and not strictly football, but when you’re singing Flower of Scotland, and people shout, ‘against who’.

 

They should be dragged out the stadium and made to support h1b5 quite frankly.

hisnameis
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sentences starting with look!

It's in their DNA. As if any club plays this same way regardless of personnel, manager, era.

group, what are they musicians?

Celtic daft, Rangers daft regarding a player from any other club as if everything has to contain some OF content.

 

rudi must stay
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They used the "press" and the "low block" said by everyone these days

Jeremy Goss
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8 hours ago, db211833 said:

"The Group"

A Neil Critchley special. Always wound me up.

gasbottle2
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‘“this game is perfectly in the balance “. But it’s 1-0 🤦🏼‍♂️

maroonplatoon87
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"Mrs Budge"

rudi must stay
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7 hours ago, Luscious Laryea said:

There's something very odd about him, voice and demeanour are similar to a cult leader.

 

"And I'm here with the legend (can't remember the co commentators name was on tnt sport)" he said last week very strange. You can tell he had a few seasons at Parkhead

CostaJambo
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Briefs instead of tickets.

It is what it is.

We go again.

Give and go.

In and around.

 

Just realised I must be a miserable bassa!

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"ick" gives me the ick. 

 

 

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Another vote for 'transition'. I dont remember it being used until the last couple of years. Suddenly every ****er started using it like it unlocked their pundit credentials.

 

 

Kennyfragg13
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And today in the var

room is John Beaton

TweedbankJambo
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VAR is getting involved 🤬🤬

Maroon Sailor
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45 minutes ago, Jeremy Goss said:

A Neil Critchley special. Always wound me up.

 

Along with Penners, big Craigy, Jamesy etc..... in his interviews

TheManInMaroon
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I remember once Michael Owen was doing commentary and he said

 

"He looks like a right footballer, don't he"

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That Antti Niemi Finnish joke.

 

Was mildly amusing thirty years ago, now not so much. 

Roxy Hearts
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Anything McCoist says!

 

Hits the "woodwork" when posts are not made of wood!

JudyJudyJudy
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“ A must win game “ 

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