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[dsk1210]

26 minutes ago, Dennis Denuto said:

You’re a leftie now!! 
 

I suppose in the same way that everyone seems like they or to the right for me, then everyone must be left to the king. 

People of the earth your world is crap

There's nothing but left and right on your map

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

12 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said:

I feel bad for you duce. 

 

Don't feel bad for me, bud, feel bad for the blokes rattling around my ex bursds.

 

12 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said:

 

im just moaning about how fair society is. It’s far steeper to get your bin emptied is it not. 

 

I've tried re-arranging those sentences just in case you had become confused typing them out with such obvious rancour, but they make no sense the other way around either. 

 

Something about it's not fair that your bin is on a hill?

 

 

Edited April 8 by il Duce McTarkin

[Ked]

10 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

 

It's only ever one marching song away, Keddie boy.

 

 

 

It is mate.

Which is why I'm trying my best to be careful.

Not that I count for much but every little helps.

Found my foot tapping there though.

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Denuto said:

Less than 4% of the council tax goes on bin collections. 

 

Probably costs more than that to clear up my fly-tipping, tbh.

 

 

9 minutes ago, Dennis Denuto said:

 

I think the rest is on asylum seekers iPhones and Sky Subscriptions. 

 

And massages with happy endings.

[il Duce McTarkin]

1 minute ago, Ked said:

 

Found my foot tapping there though.

 

 

It's a belter of a tune, tbf.

[Ked]

14 minutes ago, kingantti1874 said:

I feel bad for you duce. Name calling and now insinuations.  
 

im just moaning about how fair society is. It’s far steeper to get your bin emptied is it not. 

Mate I get you as I do jack d.

But reform are not the answer.

Although I don't know who is .

 

 

[Ked]

Just now, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

It's a belter of a tune, tbf.

The German submarine film where they stamp their feet singing is barry.

 

[kingantti1874]

13 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Don't feel bad for me, bud, feel bad for the blokes rattling around my ex bursds.

 

 

I've tried re-arranging those sentences just in case you had become confused typing them out with such obvious rancour, but they make no sense the other way around either. 

 

Something about it's not fair that your bin is on a hill?

 

 

thanks.  No where near it were they 😆, autocorrect and under table typing not a good combination it seems.  The wife was getting mad at me for using my phone at dinner.

 

 

 

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

1 minute ago, kingantti1874 said:

thanks.  No where near it were they 😆, autocorrect and under table typing not a good combination it seems.  The wife was getting mad at me for using my phone at dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

Wish I had a wife.

Wish I had a wife who'd cook me dinner.

Wish I had a wife who cared enough to get mad at me for posting autocorrected shite on JKB during the dinner she'd cooked me, if I even had a wife.

 

Pass on my regards to Eva. 

 

 

 

[Norm]

Folk have no idea how much stuff costs. My missus works for the NHS, mainly with folk with learning disabilities and challenging behaviour.

 

Just 3 of her clients/patients cost £750,000 a year in wages for support workers alone.

 

Want to know where your council tax goes? That's where.

Edited April 8 by Norm

[The Mighty Thor]

1 hour ago, Victorian said:

 

It really isn't.   Over 60% of council spending goes on social care and schools.   And there is little wiggle room in these areas to 'cull'.   These could easily be centrally funded through general taxation and council central grants and council tax bills reduced accordingly.   These are rapidly growing expenditures that cannot be kept pace with to the detriment of other services.   

Its a bit like the current comedy unfolding down south where the reform lads persuaded the hard of thinking they were the answer.

12-18 months later and councils are bankrupt and in special measures. 

The DOGE committees found nothing and it turns out running a council takes more than bumping your gums about them immigrants and lazy spongers. 

 

It turns out that far from Reform being the answer they are the embodiment of the shitshow that has the UK in its death throes. 

 

Farage is a racist halfwit that would struggle with a two piece jigsaw 

[il Duce McTarkin]

6 minutes ago, Norm said:

Folk have no idea how much stuff costs. My missus works for the NHS, mainly with folk with learning disabilities and challenging behaviour.

 

Just 3 of her clients/patients cost £750,000 a year in wages for support workers alone.

 

Want to know where your council tax goes? That's where.

 

You could empty a lot of bins on steep hills for £750,000, Norm.

 

Maybe we should just be throwing folk with learning disabilities and challenging behaviour to the wolves. Or at least enlisting them in the infantry like in the good old days.

 

 

Edited April 8 by il Duce McTarkin

[Ked]

Just now, The Mighty Thor said:

Its a bit like the current comedy unfolding down south where the reform lads persuaded the hard of thinking they were the answer.

12-18 months later and councils are bankrupt and in special measures. 

The DOGE committees found nothing and it turns out running a council takes more than bumping your gums about them immigrants and lazy spongers. 

 

It turns out that far from Reform being the answer they are the embodiment of the shitshow that has the UK in its death throes. 

 

Farage is a racist halfwit that would struggle with a two piece jigsaw 

Wait a minute?

The Doge committees found nothing?

And are Reform councils the only ones in shit?

You are ignoring the restraints on councils up here are ye no?

 

Honestly no wonder everything's either or with your take.

[Norm]

4 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

You could empty a lot of bins on steep hills for £750,000, Norm.

 

Maybe we should just be throwing folk with learning disabilities and challenging behaviour to the wolves. Or at least enlisting them in the infantry like in the good old days.

 

 

Mibbe yer man had the right idea. Chuck 'em in the camps with the refugees and other undesirables, just a drain on the good honest working tax payer.

[The Mighty Thor]

7 minutes ago, Ked said:

Wait a minute?

The Doge committees found nothing?

And are Reform councils the only ones in shit?

You are ignoring the restraints on councils up here are ye no?

 

Honestly no wonder everything's either or with your take.

They are most certainly not Ked.

However Reform burnt through surplus in councils and not only didn't cut taxes as promised but raised council tax by 9%

When Shitler was questioned on it he reverted to misogyny.

 

There's no nuance when you're dealing with idiots pal. They don't have the intelligence for it. 

 

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

2 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

When Shitler was questioned on it he reverted to misogyny.

 

We need more misogyny imo

 

[Ked]

2 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

They are most certainly not Ked.

However Reform burnt through surplus in councils and not only didn't cut taxes as promised but raised council tax by 9%

When Shitler was questioned on it he reverted to misogyny.

 

There's no nuance when you're dealing with idiots pal. They don't have the intelligence for it. 

 

 

So no Scottish councils are near bankruptcy or declaring housing emergency?

The financing of local services isn't a reform only problem.

Please don't cite broken promises.

 

There maybe no nuance but your the other cheek so to speak.

 

[Ked]

1 minute ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

We need more misogyny imo

 

Not sure where Hitler and misogyny came into this .

I'm blaming you

[Ked]

You're 

FAO 

@Morgan

[The Mighty Thor]

2 minutes ago, Ked said:

So no Scottish councils are near bankruptcy or declaring housing emergency?

The financing of local services isn't a reform only problem.

Please don't cite broken promises.

 

There maybe no nuance but your the other cheek so to speak.

 

See the bit where I said they were most certainly not. That was relating to councils.

 

Like I was saying about nuance.8

[Ked]

1 minute ago, The Mighty Thor said:

See the bit where I said they were most certainly not. That was relating to councils.

 

Like I was saying about nuance.8

Aw aye.

🫤🤪😂👍

[The Mighty Thor]

3 minutes ago, Ked said:

Aw aye.

🫤🤪😂👍

😂

 

You're right about one thing though. Reform are not the answer, definitely not in Scotland.

 

England can crack on voting them in as that's the direction of travel down there anyway, fading insular exceptionalism based on an empire that died 100 years ago along with ban inability to realise their country is a tin pot irrelevance in global terms. 

[Ked]

20 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

😂

 

You're right about one thing though. Reform are not the answer, definitely not in Scotland.

 

England can crack on voting them in as that's the direction of travel down there anyway, fading insular exceptionalism based on an empire that died 100 years ago along with ban inability to realise their country is a tin pot irrelevance in global terms. 

Or pissed right off and don't have anyone listening so go down the nationalist route.

Like it or not that's where we have found ourselves in Scotland.

Split ,divided.

And yes there are similarities no matter what you say.

Different in ways off course but it still stems from being let down by a party that forgot it's voting base chasing the Murdoch narrative.

And you and others refusal to give any credence to the massive shift in demograph in English towns and cities is shit .

It really is just that .

Shit

[Cade]

"Vote for us! We'll fire all the useless jobs and bring your taxes down!"

"Erm, we didn't find anyone to fire and we're putting your taxes up 9%"

 

[il Duce McTarkin]

36 minutes ago, The Mighty Thor said:

 

fading insular exceptionalism based on an empire that died 100 years ago along with ban inability to realise their country is a tin pot irrelevance in global terms. 

 

11 minutes ago, Ked said:

Or pissed right off and don't have anyone listening so go down the nationalist route.

 

 

Imagine two things being true at the same time, and both being partial cause and partial symptom of each other.

 

If only the middle ground were so easy to mobilise around.

[Morgan]

1 hour ago, Ked said:

You're 

FAO 

@Morgan

[Chairman of the Bored]

Can’t wait for Farage to get the keys to Downing Street. Should be a fun watch on here. 

[The Mighty Thor]

8 hours ago, Ked said:

Or pissed right off and don't have anyone listening so go down the nationalist route.

Like it or not that's where we have found ourselves in Scotland.

Split ,divided.

And yes there are similarities no matter what you say.

Different in ways off course but it still stems from being let down by a party that forgot it's voting base chasing the Murdoch narrative.

And you and others refusal to give any credence to the massive shift in demograph in English towns and cities is shit .

It really is just that .

Shit

You're right to a point Ked. Where it falls down is that the nationalism they're chasing is the racist, toxic variety and it's being pushed by Murdoch, Rothermere, Musk and the wild West that is the Internet. 

 

Of course the irony in it all is the very people offering the solution to the white working class are the same bunch of shitehawks that spent the past 20 odd years doing everything to destroy the very institutions there to support the white working class. 

 

Like I say, vote away and hell mend you for what will come down the track afterwards. 

[Boab]

8 hours ago, Chairman of the Bored said:

Can’t wait for Farage to get the keys to Downing Street. Should be a fun watch on here. 

Probably just full of clips of people wandering around, draped in Union Flags, saying stuff like “…shit, I never knew they were going to this to us…..! “
 

Like Thor, I’m losing empathy for some people. It would disappear completely if the worst did happen.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

If you actually read the articles, outside of GB News, it’s still abjectly dreadful reading.

 

The concerns and safety of local, native, communities shouldn’t be disregarded so flippantly.

[Boab]

9 minutes ago, Shooter McGavin said:

If you actually read the articles, outside of GB News, it’s still abjectly dreadful reading.

 

The concerns and safety of local, native, communities shouldn’t be disregarded so flippantly.

No one is saying that there aren’t legitimate concerns regarding asylum and immigration in the UK. Only, the last people you would want to have the power to address it, is Reform. 
It’s not just that issue. They would tank the economy, and make the very people in those communities much worse off.

 

[Gundermann]

9 hours ago, Chairman of the Bored said:

Can’t wait for Farage to get the keys to Downing Street. Should be a fun watch on here. 

 

More chaos, just what we all need. Fine for you if you don't need petrol, pay rent or mortgage or have to eat...

 

Meanwhile, this is a Labour PM:

 

 

[Joey J J Jr Shabadoo]

So, to protect women and children we're supposed to vote for Farage, a guy who hangs about with paedophiles? 

[jack D and coke]

10 hours ago, Chairman of the Bored said:

Can’t wait for Farage to get the keys to Downing Street. Should be a fun watch on here. 

Farage has blew Reform up imo appointing those hated Tories and once that Offord appeared up here i knew it was over. Theyre detestable ***** to a man. 
Restore is the only hope. 
Failing that look forward to the likes of Polanski and utter chaos. 
Britain is in trouble imo with very little way of escape routes you only have to read the loonies on here to know how deep too. 

Edited April 9 by jack D and coke

[jack D and coke]

1 hour ago, Gundermann said:

 

More chaos, just what we all need. Fine for you if you don't need petrol, pay rent or mortgage or have to eat...

 

Meanwhile, this is a Labour PM:

 

 

  the guy is a maniac!

Has the mad mental loony lefty mind virus! 
Imagine my surprise to see you bigging him up. 

[Star Lizard]

The first Reform run council up here (if I was to guess Aberdeen, Airdrie and Schotts or down Ayrshire/Dumfies/Galloway) is going to amusing. It will essentially be the best SNP and independence recruiting campaign of all time! 😅

[Star Lizard]

“It’s not the children, it’s the transsexuals he’s after.”

[The Mighty Thor]

48 minutes ago, Star Lizard said:

The first Reform run council up here (if I was to guess Aberdeen, Airdrie and Schotts or down Ayrshire/Dumfies/Galloway) is going to amusing. It will essentially be the best SNP and independence recruiting campaign of all time! 😅

It'll be in the hun heartland in Lanarkshire or Ayrshire where their flag shagging stupidity knows no bounds. 

[Star Lizard]

1 minute ago, The Mighty Thor said:

It'll be in the hun heartland in Lanarkshire or Ayrshire where their flag shagging stupidity knows no bounds. 

So Schotts and Airdrie? Yeah, I think so too. Their former MP was a bit tidy and a Muslim however, so there is hope that not everyone who lives there is a fat red-faced drum banging heart explosion in waiting, I suppose.

[jack D and coke]

Calling other people stupid when you vote the SNP is hilarious. 
Calling other people racist when you vote the SNP is hilarious it’s riddled with anti English sentiment. 
Voting the SNP is this generations Labour mugs.

The modern day I vote Labour cos my da wis a miner likes.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

 

[Star Lizard]

15 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

Calling other people stupid when you vote the SNP is hilarious. 
Calling other people racist when you vote the SNP is hilarious it’s riddled with anti English sentiment. 
Voting the SNP is this generations Labour mugs.

The modern day I vote Labour cos my da wis a miner likes.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

 

I will pray for you. 😔

[jack D and coke]

10 minutes ago, Star Lizard said:

I will pray for you. 😔

Many have tried over the years. 
A futile process😐

[The Mighty Thor]

Louis Theroux does documentaries on shit like this. 

[Chairman of the Bored]

5 hours ago, Star Lizard said:

So Schotts and Airdrie? Yeah, I think so too. Their former MP was a bit tidy and a Muslim however, so there is hope that not everyone who lives there is a fat red-faced drum banging heart explosion in waiting, I suppose.

Weight shaming and skin-colour demonisation in the same post?

[Star Lizard]

30 minutes ago, Chairman of the Bored said:

Weight shaming and skin-colour demonisation in the same post?

Me aaaaaaaaaaand….. Missus Jones

[jack D and coke]

31 minutes ago, Chairman of the Bored said:

Weight shaming and skin-colour demonisation in the same post?

The lefty brain rot lot can say what they like and no consequence but you even mention you might even vote for a party then…

 

 

[Star Lizard]

Eeeeshh…

 

Stick it to them, you crazy diamonds!

[Bridge of Djoum]

23 hours ago, kingantti1874 said:

The only thing that is ridiculous is anyone who holds a the view that spending tax payers money, importing fighting age illegals, to put them up in hotels, to house them, to feed them, to provide mobile phones, taxis and TV. To people who  come from very different cultures, some of whom hold incompatible values and  A disproportionate number of whom end up in prison is of some benefit to this country.  

it’s no surprise tbh, socialism has never worked ever and most of you don’t have the first idea what is required to build a functioning fair society so why would you be better placed to offer a view on this issue when your wrong about everything else. 

 

 

The ****** state of you. JFC.

[Star Lizard]

7 minutes ago, Bridge of Djoum said:

The ****** state of you. JFC.

He is the obvious target, but… the Bourbon guy and the idiot who used to be Garfield… oh my!

[Boab]

Great thread title, Thor. It’s as if you knew it would be a WTAF fest !