Heart of Midlothian Womens SWPL 2025/2026 season

[ShedBoy]

Crikey, that’s a scudding 👀

[Stendelnator]

The manager is hiding in plain sight because she can routinely point to big wins against diddy teams and the odd result against one of the big 3 (although notably not City it would seem). 

[AndrewB]

I think folk need to be aware that we are in a 5 team league here.  There is such a gulf to the rest that what matters is the games between us and Hibs, Celtic, Rangers and Glasgow City.

 

So, how are we doing?  We were really unlucky to take 1 point rather than probably 4 from the Celtic and Rangers games.  Then we beat Hibs  then we got thrashed on Sunday.

 

So we are a bit behind where we want to be but folk questioning the women's team at every turn can do one.  Yep, last season was disappointing as we looked previously to be moving up in stages, then bloody Hibs won the league.

 

There's a long way to go this season.  Let's hope for a top 3 place and maybe even silverware.  I'll go on supporting the team because they are Hearts  just like the age group sides and  the B Team.

 

If you don’t support all our teams, you're a wrong 'un.

[Malinga the Swinga]

Away to Partick Thistle today but no sign of any streaming 

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

Found a stream!
 

 

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

0-0 after 35 minute isn’t great. Can’t comment on performance as only just started watching.

[AndrewB]

Looks like 0-0 HT.

[AndrewB]

We could probably do with being more direct here.  Dominating possession.

[AndrewB]

Timms!

1-0

[Malinga the Swinga]

1-0 Hearts

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

Lovely goal by Timms, although keeper could have done better.

[Stendelnator]

Just now, Kalamazoo Jambo said:

Lovely goal by Timms

 

Actually think there was a huge deflection on it!

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

0-2, lovely curling free kick from Slattery.

[Malinga the Swinga]

2-0

[Malinga the Swinga]

That'll be 3-0

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

Much better.

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

0-4!

[Malinga the Swinga]

Nope, not 3, it's 4-0

[Malinga the Swinga]

1 minute ago, Kalamazoo Jambo said:

Much better.

Look like scoring every time ball goes up park. The pitch is so bobbly/firey that it's hard to pass and control

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

0-5!

[Malinga the Swinga]

Blinked and it's 5

[Stendelnator]

Hahaha that's more like it

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

0-5 final score. Well done Hearts.

[Malinga the Swinga]

That's full time. Partick 0 -  5 Hearts 

[The Real Maroonblood]

Well done ladies.

[Ally Alexander]

16 minutes ago, Malinga the Swinga said:

Look like scoring every time ball goes up park. The pitch is so bobbly/firey that it's hard to pass and control

Perhaps why they played so badly last week.

[AndrewB]

I went out to practice my Kyzi skills in the back garden and missed most of the fun.  The commentator did say they were keeping a clean sheet v Rangers and then conceded 4 in the last 20 mins, so well done us for using our superiority, too.

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

Playing Montrose in the SWPL Cup right now.

 

No sign of a YouTube feed for this one but Google tells me we’re currently 2-0 with Johns having scored both.

 

 

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

3-0, Hunter. Great to see her on the scoresheet after such a bad injury.

[Spellczech]

Are women's football teams told not to score any more than 5? Had a look through the scores and other than one of each of the OF matches early in the season all other games seem to stop at 5...

Edited October 5, 2025 by Spellczech

[Stendelnator]

2 minutes ago, Spellczech said:

Are women's football teams told not to score any more than 5? Had a look through the scores and other than one of each of the OF matches early in the season all other games seem to stop at 5...

 

I'd advise you to have a look at the scores from today's cup matches hahahaha

[Spellczech]

3 minutes ago, Stendelnator said:

 

I'd advise you to have a look at the scores from today's cup matches hahahaha

I meant in the league. But I'll take a look

[scott herbertson]

3 minutes ago, Spellczech said:

I meant in the league. But I'll take a look

 

 

Don't bother looking on the BBC - it only covers the english and  welsh women's  games

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scores-fixtures

 

 

Edited October 5, 2025 by scott herbertson

[Mikey1874]

Fixtures and results here - 2 tabs

 

https://swpl.uk/sky-sports-cup/

[John Findlay]

So we are 6-0 up at present

[Dunks]

7 (seven) - 0

[Dunks]

Full time 

[Australis]

Good win for the ladies today.

Well done to them.

[The Real Maroonblood]

Just now, Australis said:

Good win for the ladies today.

Well done to them.

Well done ladies.

[davemclaren]

Chance for a subscribed member plus guest to go to the Women's Team Sponsor Evening. 

 

 

[Stendelnator]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPdj-gICKzd/?igsh=MTQ1bmYxaWYxMnc2eQ%3D%3D

 

An absolutely scandalous decision 

Edited October 6, 2025 by Stendelnator

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

15 hours ago, Stendelnator said:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPdj-gICKzd/?igsh=MTQ1bmYxaWYxMnc2eQ%3D%3D

 

An absolutely scandalous decision 

Indeed.

 

More highlights here…

 

 

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

Hearts v Montrose today at 4pm.

[Jimbojack]

26 minutes ago, Kalamazoo Jambo said:

Hearts v Montrose today at 4pm.

Is it on you tube 

[scott herbertson]

18 minutes ago, Jimbojack said:

Is it on you tube 

Would appear to be coming up

 

 

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

21 minutes ago, Jimbojack said:

Is it on you tube 

Yes - link just appeared…

 

 

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

1-0, Johns penalty.

[scott herbertson]

2-0 Hutchinson header

[Kalamazoo Jambo]

3-0. Wade.

[Stendelnator]

Currently 6-0. Hutchison with a hat-trick and Jardine.