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John Findlay

No nodding of heads in agreement at the back, please.

 

A few months back when the European draw was made and the games scheduled.

I asked work for a lieu day today as, it was my intention to travel to Bruges with my 16 years old laddie for the game last night.

Work cameback and said you are KIT2(keep in touch two), basically Two people were in front of me for today off and my chances were zero. So naturally I didn't book any flights or accommodation and resigned myself to watching on the telly.

Imagine my surprise last Thursday when I was told I had my lieu day today. I was a bit miffed as it was to late to book flights and accommodation at a reasonable price so late in the day.

However I've only gone and turned up at work today for my 3pm start and wondered why I didn't have a diagram.

I have completely forgot I have the day off.

So I'm sat here in uniform at the Costa coffee on top of Princes mall enjoying a medium Americano with cold milk, telling myself what an utter numpty I am.

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il Duce McTarkin
40 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

 

So I'm sat here in uniform at the Costa coffee on top of Princes mall enjoying a medium Americano with cold milk, telling myself what an utter numpty I am.

 

Pints or gtf imo.

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John Findlay
11 minutes ago, il Duce McTarkin said:

 

Pints or gtf imo.

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highlandjambo3
1 hour ago, John Findlay said:

No nodding of heads in agreement at the back, please.

 

A few months back when the European draw was made and the games scheduled.

I asked work for a lieu day today as, it was my intention to travel to Bruges with my 16 years old laddie for the game last night.

Work cameback and said you are KIT2(keep in touch two), basically Two people were in front of me for today off and my chances were zero. So naturally I didn't book any flights or accommodation and resigned myself to watching on the telly.

Imagine my surprise last Thursday when I was told I had my lieu day today. I was a bit miffed as it was to late to book flights and accommodation at a reasonable price so late in the day.

However I've only gone and turned up at work today for my 3pm start and wondered why I didn't have a diagram.

I have completely forgot I have the day off.

So I'm sat here in uniform at the Costa coffee on top of Princes mall enjoying a medium Americano with cold milk, telling myself what an utter numpty I am.

Yup….i concur…..a numpty you are

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John Findlay
6 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said:

Yup….i concur…..a numpty you are

😄

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John Findlay
53 minutes ago, kila said:

I'm disappointed it wasn't a 5am start

Cheers😄

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John Findlay
15 minutes ago, Herbert. said:

I have done that before, I drove a hour to get to work to be asked what I was doing there. 

Numpty😄

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2 hours ago, John Findlay said:

No nodding of heads in agreement at the back, please.

 

A few months back when the European draw was made and the games scheduled.

I asked work for a lieu day today as, it was my intention to travel to Bruges with my 16 years old laddie for the game last night.

Work cameback and said you are KIT2(keep in touch two), basically Two people were in front of me for today off and my chances were zero. So naturally I didn't book any flights or accommodation and resigned myself to watching on the telly.

Imagine my surprise last Thursday when I was told I had my lieu day today. I was a bit miffed as it was to late to book flights and accommodation at a reasonable price so late in the day.

However I've only gone and turned up at work today for my 3pm start and wondered why I didn't have a diagram.

I have completely forgot I have the day off.

So I'm sat here in uniform at the Costa coffee on top of Princes mall enjoying a medium Americano with cold milk, telling myself what an utter numpty I am.

You know what they say……it takes one to know one!  A numpty that is😉

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Years ago I slept in for an early Sunday start so as my wife wanted to use the car later I couldn’t take it so woke her up to drive me in. Got there just in time only for the place to be empty. An hour or so later my co-workers arrived and then pissed themselves laughing at me. 
Guess who hadn’t realised the clocks had changed? 
And I’m the boss. 
As you can imagine I was hugely popular at home later on. 

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John Findlay
17 minutes ago, Tazio said:

Years ago I slept in for an early Sunday start so as my wife wanted to use the car later I couldn’t take it so woke her up to drive me in. Got there just in time only for the place to be empty. An hour or so later my co-workers arrived and then pissed themselves laughing at me. 
Guess who hadn’t realised the clocks had changed? 
And I’m the boss. 
As you can imagine I was hugely popular at home later on. 

Welcome to the numpty club😄

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John Findlay
1 hour ago, Canscot said:

You know what they say……it takes one to know one!  A numpty that is😉

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Bairnjambo

I worked with someone who put their clock an hour forward one October instead of back so turned up 2 hours early for their shift on that Sunday.

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Harry Potter
14 hours ago, John Findlay said:

No nodding of heads in agreement at the back, please.

 

A few months back when the European draw was made and the games scheduled.

I asked work for a lieu day today as, it was my intention to travel to Bruges with my 16 years old laddie for the game last night.

Work cameback and said you are KIT2(keep in touch two), basically Two people were in front of me for today off and my chances were zero. So naturally I didn't book any flights or accommodation and resigned myself to watching on the telly.

Imagine my surprise last Thursday when I was told I had my lieu day today. I was a bit miffed as it was to late to book flights and accommodation at a reasonable price so late in the day.

However I've only gone and turned up at work today for my 3pm start and wondered why I didn't have a diagram.

I have completely forgot I have the day off.

So I'm sat here in uniform at the Costa coffee on top of Princes mall enjoying a medium Americano with cold milk, telling myself what an utter numpty I am.

I went back to work a day early {xmas period} about 20 years ago, got it tight for weeks🙁.

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TheGorgieMaroon
16 hours ago, John Findlay said:

No nodding of heads in agreement at the back, please.

 

A few months back when the European draw was made and the games scheduled.

I asked work for a lieu day today as, it was my intention to travel to Bruges with my 16 years old laddie for the game last night.

Work cameback and said you are KIT2(keep in touch two), basically Two people were in front of me for today off and my chances were zero. So naturally I didn't book any flights or accommodation and resigned myself to watching on the telly.

Imagine my surprise last Thursday when I was told I had my lieu day today. I was a bit miffed as it was to late to book flights and accommodation at a reasonable price so late in the day.

However I've only gone and turned up at work today for my 3pm start and wondered why I didn't have a diagram.

I have completely forgot I have the day off.

So I'm sat here in uniform at the Costa coffee on top of Princes mall enjoying a medium Americano with cold milk, telling myself what an utter numpty I am.

 

A wee bit of millionaire's shortbread on the side?

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John Findlay
3 hours ago, TheGorgieMaroon said:

 

A wee bit of millionaire's shortbread on the side?

Alas no, as I have type 2 diabetes.

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