Jambojohnnyboy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I don't know if you regularly shop at Tesco, but this is a salutary lesson from a friend of mine. He recently became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the weekly supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic for him. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot of your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, after a while their tits are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. Apparently it's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another local Tescos. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way across they start stripping down to nothing, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. This distracts you somehow and the other one then steals your wallet. My friend had his wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. Tell your friends to be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nucky Thompson Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I don't know if you regularly shop at Tesco, but this is a salutarylesson from a friend of mine. He recently became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the weekly supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic for him. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot of your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, after a while their tits are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. Apparently it's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another local Tescos. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way across they start stripping down to nothing, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. This distracts you somehow and the other one then steals your wallet. My friend had his wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. Tell your friends to be careful. He would be cheaper shopping in the tittie bars;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Funniest thing I've read in ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Now that was good. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gards Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Absolutely brilliant....can't stop laughing at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John S Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Good good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Good good! Had me chuckling thats for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy1874hmfc Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I don't know if you regularly shop at Tesco, but this is a salutarylesson from a friend of mine. He recently became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the weekly supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic for him. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot of your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and soapy water, after a while their tits are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. Apparently it's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another local Tescos. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way across they start stripping down to nothing, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you. This distracts you somehow and the other one then steals your wallet. My friend had his wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also January 2nd, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. Tell your friends to be careful. How did he fall for it everytime? He must of bought a lot of wallets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 And to think Sainsbury's went with Jamie Oliver instead. Classic mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 15 times. After about 2 or 3, didn't he become suspicious? Or does he know what they are doing and carrys empty ?1.99 wallets round with him... Is this really a true story, I've got to get myself to Tesco's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share Posted January 26, 2008 Is this really a true story, I've got to get myself to Tesco's. Would I lie to my fellow jambos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy38 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 god the old ones are the best;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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