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To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's.

 

Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition..........

 

So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen.

 

So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow.

 

So my message to Hearts today is this.

 

 

YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****.

 

Mon the Hearts, maroon forever.

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To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's.

 

Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition..........

 

So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen.

 

So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow.

 

So my message to Hearts today is this.

 

 

YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****.

 

Mon the Hearts, maroon forever.

 

Maybe you could get her to buy you a new hat to hide the thumb print on your head!

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Maybe you could get her to buy you a new hat to hide the thumb print on your head!

 

Ha ha. What a gayboy taking his missus to a hotel.

 

I'd have put my foot down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I'll still be at B&Q tomorrow morning)

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To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's.

 

Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition..........

 

So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen.

 

So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow.

 

So my message to Hearts today is this.

 

 

YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****.

 

Mon the Hearts, maroon forever.

 

:) HOPE YOU OFFERED TO DO THE DISHES TOO, I DID ON THE CONDITION I GOT TO DO THEM IN YELLOW MARIGOLDS_ IM A REAL MAN, I TOLD HER STRAIGHT " AM NO DAEIN THEM IN PINK WANS".:):)

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:) HOPE YOU OFFERED TO DO THE DISHES TOO, I DID ON THE CONDITION I GOT TO DO THEM IN YELLOW MARIGOLDS_ IM A REAL MAN, I TOLD HER STRAIGHT " AM NO DAEIN THEM IN PINK WANS".:):)

 

 

 

This wasn't to turn into an Andy's under the thumb thread, although clearly it has.

 

FTA - my 4th most hated team.

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This wasn't to turn into an Andy's under the thumb thread, although clearly it has.

 

FTA - my 4th most hated team.

 

Hope your on to a promise Andy.

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You could always book the expensive hotel,let the missus do the shopping with a credit card that you know won't be accepted,get a good bevvy,meet the missus after the match and tell her the hotel is fully booked and filled with Dhss punters anyway then get a supporters bus to take you all back down the road with you winning ?500 in a shoot pontoon competition (used to have them on the porty bus and by jove you could either win a few quid or lose it!!) at the back of the bus?!!

Now that could make it a rather cheap day out?!;)

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To lighten the mood a bit, thought I'd share a bit of info with you's.

 

Have been harping on about going up to Aberdeen tomorrow all week to the wife, she's been having none of it. Last night after a few glasses of wine, she agreed to allow me on one condition..........

 

So I was like anything! So I'm allowed to go to the game as long as I book us all into a hotel of her choice (Me, her and 2 kids) in Aberdeen, and let her and my wee girl go out shopping all afternoon in Aberdeen.

 

So, we're all booked into the Marriott in Aberdeen, and she's inevitably going to run up a shopping bill in Aberdeen tomorrow.

 

So my message to Hearts today is this.

 

 

YOU'S BETTER FECKING WIN YA BUNCH OF *****.

 

Mon the Hearts, maroon forever.

 

Haha good stuff mate. Hope we pump them for you mate ;)

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Hope your on a promise Andy.

 

Birthday- Not till march

Xmas - 11 months away

Anniversary- June

 

 

sums it up NO DANGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:p:p:p

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Birthday- Not till march

Xmas - 11 months away

Anniversary- June

 

 

sums it up NO DANGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:p:p:p

 

The only thing getting banged this weekend is his credit card.

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The only thing getting banged this weekend is his credit card.

 

And the room door after he is locked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)ether that or he will get the night porter to help him to his room

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