Who do you want as our next manager?

[been here before]

5 minutes ago, ǝǝɥʇᴉɯS said:

 

No no no, Peter Gobshite.

 

Good call. Has a house in Linlithgow, his own flat and a place in the Algarve.

 

Made a fortune selling shite on ebay so doesnt need to hang around if the board dont support him.

 

Going to need a strong No 2 though to carry him around the training pitch since he cant stand or walk.

[rudi must stay]

Just now, Morgan said:

I think there may be a problem with Portugal being in France or Spain.

 

Next to Spain 

[Morgan]

Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

Rix we could go for but Sir Bobby Robson is dead 

It was tongue in cheek.

 

 

[Morgan]

1 minute ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Next to Spain 

Do you have a house there?

 

I do.  👍

[rudi must stay]

Just now, Morgan said:

It was tongue in cheek.

 

 

 

No you said Rixy. I'm the guy that arranged press conferences so Ive written up a quick contract. 5 years should do him

[ƒιѕнρℓαρѕ]

1 minute ago, been here before said:

 

Good call. Has a house in Linlithgow, his own flat and a place in the Algarve.

 

Made a fortune selling shite on ebay so doesnt need to hang around if the board dont support him.

 

Going to need a strong No 2 though to carry him around the training pitch since he cant stand or walk.

 

A big strong number 2 - John Hughes?

[Under the floodlight]

Lenny Bruce, G Elmyra or Sancho Panza.

[innerjambo]

Pinnoccio?

[rudi must stay]

2 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Do you have a house there?

 

I do.  👍

 

No too hot for me

[rudi must stay]

Just now, innerjambo said:

Pinnoccio?

 

No there would be a language barrier 

[JudyJudyJudy]

Stanley Baxter

[ScottieMac17]

After this nightmare, they need to go big with the next appointment and someone who would be pushing there budget, instead of going for the cheap option. 

 

I would love Quique Sanchez Flores. Might be pushing the budget for a manager but I think that's what they need to do.

[OTT]

I think the most sensible call would be either Stephen Robinson or Derek McInnes. Both solid managers, both have their management teams and do deliver well coached teams. I think of the two, Robinson is more "in form" at the moment, so would maybe the safer option? But I do think McInnes is capable of doing more with a better team - a bit like Robbie. I've got an inkling Aberdeen will go for Robinson when they inevitably sack Robson too. So something to think about, if we're keen not to miss the boat here. 

 

I would also like Paulo Sergio, again, he has his management team, he's experienced Scottish football and knows both the league and demands of the club. I think he has a much higher football IQ than your standard Scottish coach, and has improved players through his coaching - Ian Black. I think Paulo could have put together a much better tactical plan to beat Rangers today. I think its in these big moments where your coach earns their money and we've paid peanuts and got monkeys. 

 

I appreciate none of my 3 suggests are likely to get anyone overly excited, but I do believe all 3 would take us forward and all a vast improvement on the 3 stooges in our dugout. 

 

IMO an understanding of Scottish football is essential to ensuring a competent replacement. If we go down the random EFL manager route, they're going to come here and underestimate the league - ala Paul Heckingbottom or Lee Johnson. 

 

We need proven experience, this is a ****ing demanding job with high expectations and limited scope for success. You need someone that has cut their teeth and has clear ideas and experience to cope with the demands (the highest we can realistically finish is 3rd and the lowest the fans will accept is 3rd..) 

 

There is always bring Robbie back too. But I don't particularly want that. 

[Paul Shark]

11 minutes ago, Perth to Paisley said:

Stuart Baxter or Sir Alf Ramsay

Why not both ? Joint managers, but Baxter taking the lead until Ramsey updates his coaching badges.

[OTT]

6 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Rix we could go for but Sir Bobby Robson is dead 

 

Still put out a better team than Naismith. 

[rudi must stay]

1 minute ago, OTT said:

I think the most sensible call would be either Stephen Robinson or Derek McInnes. Both solid managers, both have their management teams and do deliver well coached teams. I think of the two, Robinson is more "in form" at the moment, so would maybe the safer option? But I do think McInnes is capable of doing more with a better team - a bit like Robbie. I've got an inkling Aberdeen will go for Robinson when they inevitably sack Robson too. So something to think about, if we're keen not to miss the boat here. 

 

I would also like Paulo Sergio, again, he has his management team, he's experienced Scottish football and knows both the league and demands of the club. I think he has a much higher football IQ than your standard Scottish coach, and has improved players through his coaching - Ian Black. I think Paulo could have put together a much better tactical plan to beat Rangers today. I think its in these big moments where your coach earns their money and we've paid peanuts and got monkeys. 

 

I appreciate none of my 3 suggests are likely to get anyone overly excited, but I do believe all 3 would take us forward and all a vast improvement on the 3 stooges in our dugout. 

 

IMO an understanding of Scottish football is essential to ensuring a competent replacement. If we go down the random EFL manager route, they're going to come here and underestimate the league - ala Paul Heckingbottom or Lee Johnson. 

 

We need proven experience, this is a ****ing demanding job with high expectations and limited scope for success. You need someone that has cut their teeth and has clear ideas and experience to cope with the demands (the highest we can realistically finish is 3rd and the lowest the fans will accept is 3rd..) 

 

There is always bring Robbie back too. But I don't particularly want that. 

 

This is the only serious post in this thread. But sadly you've typed too much so is unreadable 

[Angel eyes]

Gattuso 😎

[Paul Shark]

Marc White

[OTT]

Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

This is the only serious post in this thread. But sadly you've typed too much so is unreadable 

 

Gotcha, 

 

Robinson, McInnes or Sergio = Good

 

Anyone not experienced within Scottish football = bad

 

[glynnlondon]

Dunno ask anne 

Perhaps someone who knows what they're doing and actually wants the ****ing job.

Wasted opportunities tis the hearts way.

And because you want cathro/leveln punted doesn't mean we repeat the usual shite.

Employ someone who knows what they are doing

And if they don't embarrass the club in brora well that's a start.

 

 

 

 

 

[rudi must stay]

1 minute ago, Paul Shark said:

Marc White

 

Is he not a TV chef

[Polonia Gorgie]

We probably realistically can't afford to sack this current coaching setup 

[Scott Monument]

Derek mcinnes why a club like Hearts have such an inexperienced manager compared to Kilmarnock is baffling 

[Paul Shark]

2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Is he not a TV chef

That's Marco and Ann'll never go for a foreigner after Stendel.

[rudi must stay]

Just now, Scott Monument said:

Derek mcinnes why a club like Hearts have such an inexperienced manager compared to Kilmarnock is baffling 

 

But in one off game where the football is correct Naismith can beat him

[GinRummy]

4 minutes ago, OTT said:

 

Gotcha, 

 

Robinson, McInnes or Sergio = Good

 

Anyone not experienced within Scottish football = bad

 

They will 100 percent bring in someone who has managed in our league if Naismith gets binned. I don’t think it’s a foregone conclusion that he will be sacked though. A lot depends on the next two league games. Motherwell been struggling and st Johnstone been poor. 

[rudi must stay]

Just now, Jim_Duncan said:

Liam Fox. 

 

I went off Fox after I saw his interview where said most of the youngsters will fail. Very smart

[Cheile]

What about the Slough manager, he scores goals too!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67327602

[Buster HMFC]

29 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

Paulo Sergio for me 

You for me. Mate if you sack the players 

[Thunder and Lightning]

17 minutes ago, Morgan said:

It was tongue in cheek.

 

 

Sad way to go. 

 

Nobody should die of tounge in cheek these days. 

[glynnlondon]

Just now, Cheile said:

What about the Slough manager, he scores goals too!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67327602

Come freindly bombs

[Irufushi]

Nigel Pearson 

[The Real Maroonblood]

Ian Holloway.

[rudi must stay]

1 minute ago, Irufushi said:

Nigel Pearson 

 

I don't think the football would be good under him

[OTT]

14 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

I went off Fox after I saw his interview where said most of the youngsters will fail. Very smart

 

HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT DID HE??!!! 

 

FFS Dream crusher!!!  

[rudi must stay]

Just now, OTT said:

 

HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT DID HE??!!! 

 

FFS Dream crusher!!!  

 

He did ye

[Thunder and Lightning]

Bring back big Craig. He has done great at St J. 

[WheatfieldWarrior]

22 minutes ago, glynnlondon said:

Dunno ask anne 

Perhaps someone who knows what they're doing and actually wants the ****ing job.

Wasted opportunities tis the hearts way.

And because you want cathro/leveln punted doesn't mean we repeat the usual shite.

Employ someone who knows what they are doing

And if they don't embarrass the club in brora well that's a start.

 

Wasted opportunities is defiantly our thing.  could see this being another wasted season a mile off.

[soonbe110]

46 minutes ago, OTT said:

I think the most sensible call would be either Stephen Robinson or Derek McInnes. Both solid managers, both have their management teams and do deliver well coached teams. I think of the two, Robinson is more "in form" at the moment, so would maybe the safer option? But I do think McInnes is capable of doing more with a better team - a bit like Robbie. I've got an inkling Aberdeen will go for Robinson when they inevitably sack Robson too. So something to think about, if we're keen not to miss the boat here. 

 

I would also like Paulo Sergio, again, he has his management team, he's experienced Scottish football and knows both the league and demands of the club. I think he has a much higher football IQ than your standard Scottish coach, and has improved players through his coaching - Ian Black. I think Paulo could have put together a much better tactical plan to beat Rangers today. I think its in these big moments where your coach earns their money and we've paid peanuts and got monkeys. 

 

I appreciate none of my 3 suggests are likely to get anyone overly excited, but I do believe all 3 would take us forward and all a vast improvement on the 3 stooges in our dugout. 

 

IMO an understanding of Scottish football is essential to ensuring a competent replacement. If we go down the random EFL manager route, they're going to come here and underestimate the league - ala Paul Heckingbottom or Lee Johnson. 

 

We need proven experience, this is a ****ing demanding job with high expectations and limited scope for success. You need someone that has cut their teeth and has clear ideas and experience to cope with the demands (the highest we can realistically finish is 3rd and the lowest the fans will accept is 3rd..) 

 

There is always bring Robbie back too. But I don't particularly want that. 

Both Johnston and Heckingbottom have more experience, time, and probably understanding of Scottish football then Sergio. 

[periodictabledancer]

29 minutes ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

Ian Holloway.

 I used to work with a guy from Bristol who knew him fairly well. Said he's mad as a box of frogs and his TV personna is nothing compared to how mad he is in real life. 

Could do a job. 

[Agentjambo]

Joe Savage 

[Jamhammer]

48 minutes ago, OTT said:

 

Gotcha, 

 

Robinson, McInnes or Sergio = Good

 

Anyone not experienced within Scottish football = bad

 

Issue for me is anyone experienced within Scottish football Will give the arse cheeks too much respect 

A Beslija type would not

Franck, De Serbi (sp), etc in England don’t do this with big teams they get in about them

 

I’d like a brave inspiring coach 

[Irufushi]

35 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

I don't think the football would be good under him

Can’t be any worse 😂

[The Real Maroonblood]

3 minutes ago, periodictabledancer said:

 I used to work with a guy from Bristol who knew him fairly well. Said he's mad as a box of frogs and his TV personna is nothing compared to how mad he is in real life. 

Could do a job. 

He would be interesting.

 

[periodictabledancer]

Just now, The Real Maroonblood said:

He would be interesting.

 

I'd take him in a heart beat. A huge & much needed lift for the place. 

[OTT]

13 minutes ago, soonbe110 said:

Both Johnston and Heckingbottom have more experience, time, and probably understanding of Scottish football then Sergio. 

 

Johnson and Heckingbottom made a riproaring ***** of managing Hibs.

 

Paulo managed us in extremely trying circumstances and delivered a top 6 finish and Scottish cup. 

 

 

[The Real Maroonblood]

4 minutes ago, periodictabledancer said:

I'd take him in a heart beat. A huge & much needed lift for the place. 

👍

[OTT]

6 minutes ago, Jamhammer said:

Issue for me is anyone experienced within Scottish football Will give the arse cheeks too much respect 

A Beslija type would not

Franck, De Serbi (sp), etc in England don’t do this with big teams they get in about them

 

I’d like a brave inspiring coach 

 

Yeah, I mean again, Paulo wouldn't be a bad shout in that respect. 

 

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/rugby-union/revealed-paulo-sergios-hearts-game-plan-to-beat-celtic-in-scottish-cup-semi-final-201875

 

This is the sort of clear plan and tactical approach I think we could have done with today - we got to half time 0-0 - then what? Naismith changed nothing and Rangers eventually broke us. Paulo on the other hand had a plan. I don't honestly think Naisy did - nick a goal on the break? That was about it. You cannot absorb pressure for 90 minutes, its just not sustainable. 

 

I would like to see him manage us without both hands tied behind his back. I think he's a manager that could get us into 3rd and make the group stage games in Europe less of a boys against men type scenario. I'd love to see how he could improve Cammy Devlins game for example, since there are shades of Ian Black where he's not really viewed as this massively technical player. But with some real coaching, who knows? 

 

I do also want someone different, Robinson and McInnes are ****ing boring. I want some flare!  I think Paulo hits that sweet spot of a happy medium. Improvement on standard scottish coaching and mentality, but also brings less risk in that he knows the league is fast, physical and frantic. 

[Kennyfragg13]

Steve Robinson or no January signings
 

Know what I would take right now. Just a wee poll on your thoughts.

[kingantti1874]

Guy who had had a 10 game purple patc after picking up 0.86 points per game at Morcambe will defo fix us.