neilnunb Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Joined the transplant mob. Goodbye old friend ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 ****ing thug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck berrys hairline Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 STILL GOT HIS TAG ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Unless he gets his face and personality done at the same time then it is a bit of a waste of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Probably the first decent decision he's ever made - although just shaving it off would have made a lot of sense too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Jakeball extraordinaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Hungry hippo said: Probably the first decent decision he's ever made - although just shaving it off would have made a lot of sense too. Correct. I did a few years of gelling and cajoling my thinning hair to cover my head and then just woke up one morning and thought feck this. Number 2, diy and no more messing around. Quite liberating, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCant Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 42 minutes ago, martoon said: Correct. I did a few years of gelling and cajoling my thinning hair to cover my head and then just woke up one morning and thought feck this. Number 2, diy and no more messing around. Quite liberating, really. I eventually persuaded my mate to do it after years of fighting it. instantly Took years off him. 6 months later he’d left his horrible wife for a younger nicer model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briever Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 50 minutes ago, martoon said: Correct. I did a few years of gelling and cajoling my thinning hair to cover my head and then just woke up one morning and thought feck this. Number 2, diy and no more messing around. Quite liberating, really. Keeps the weight off too as you dont want to be that fat guy with the skinhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 All I'm saying is that this doesn't look out of place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Incredibly ugly, hair or no hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, **** the SPFL said: STILL GOT HIS TAG ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Tbf if i had the money I'd be getting hair implants. I hate being a baldy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 39 minutes ago, briever said: Keeps the weight off too as you dont want to be that fat guy with the skinhead. Very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 46 minutes ago, JimmyCant said: I eventually persuaded my mate to do it after years of fighting it. instantly Took years off him. 6 months later he’d left his horrible wife for a younger nicer model. Well, that didn't happen for me, but my wife's nice. Well, most of the time. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 34 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: All I'm saying is that this doesn't look out of place. Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 I hope it gets infected. Can't believe he's spend his booking winnings on a hair transplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 19 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Tbf if i had the money I'd be getting hair implants. I hate being a baldy Nah transplants stick out like a sore thumb. I embrace the bald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 19 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Tbf if i had the money I'd be getting hair implants. I hate being a baldy Why? It's easy to keep and you don't need to spend 15quid every few weeks at the barbers, I take a .5 over mine and I prefer it to having hair. I was always scared of being bald aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fxxx the SPFL Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Tbf if i had the money I'd be getting hair implants. I hate being a baldy It’s worse being partly bald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, neilnunb said: Joined the transplant mob. Goodbye old friend ☹️ It all looks a bit Frankenstein's monster at that stage. The top of the head lifted, abinormal (wee Young Frankenstein reference there) brain 🧠 inserted, then crudely sewn back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_HMFC Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Embrace being a baldy. I take the Gillette razor to my napper every few days, f'ing love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 25 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Tbf if i had the money I'd be getting hair implants. I hate being a baldy One think I'll do if I start goi g bald in a meaningful way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Don't feck with the baldies. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted June 23, 2022 Author Share Posted June 23, 2022 I think a transplant is fine if you deal with it early enough. McGowan has been resembling Coco the Clown for years however so everyone knows he's a baldie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 16 minutes ago, DG_HMFC said: Embrace being a baldy. I take the Gillette razor to my napper every few days, f'ing love it Me too, can’t beat a clean shaven head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 16 minutes ago, Muppetboy said: Nah transplants stick out like a sore thumb. I embrace the bald 16 minutes ago, Herbert. said: Why? It's easy to keep and you don't need to spend 15quid every few weeks at the barbers, I take a .5 over mine and I prefer it to having hair. I was always scared of being bald aswell. 16 minutes ago, **** the SPFL said: It’s worse being partly bald 11 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said: One think I'll do if I start goi g bald in a meaningful way. I used to have a fantastic head of hair and i actually really miss it. I'm not even a vain person in the slightest. It was probably best in the early 90s when i had a right good set of curtains that went down past my ears. Twisting my melon man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Gave in during lockdown with a No 1 , wish I had done it years ago 0 now 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 minute ago, JAYEL said: Gave in during lockdown with a No 1 , wish I had done it years ago 0 now 🙂 Me too, as daft as it sounds I feel really scruffy after 3 days of leaving it unshaven, I don’t have a beard with it tho, undecided on that look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_HMFC Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Muppetboy said: Me too, as daft as it sounds I feel really scruffy after 3 days of leaving it unshaven, I don’t have a beard with it tho, undecided on that look I used to have a bit of heavy growth, but I decided to shave my face down to a number one now and prefer it so much more. A clean shaven head and a number one on the face feels incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYEL Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Muppetboy said: Me too, as daft as it sounds I feel really scruffy after 3 days of leaving it unshaven, I don’t have a beard with it tho, undecided on that look Yeah it’s hard word when you still have a lot of hair growing but only takes a minute Nae beard allowed 😩 My barber always said keep it while you have it and I fell for it 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Was hoping he had finally been sent to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGee1973 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 He’s Hibs class………. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said: All I'm saying is that this doesn't look out of place. Don't think his heads that wee tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart500 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 12 minutes ago, DG_HMFC said: I used to have a bit of heavy growth, but I decided to shave my face down to a number one now and prefer it so much more. A clean shaven head and a number one on the face feels incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 46 minutes ago, martoon said: Don't feck with the baldies. 😄 That's Wong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, ri Alban said: That's Wong. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: I used to have a fantastic head of hair and i actually really miss it. I'm not even a vain person in the slightest. It was probably best in the early 90s when i had a right good set of curtains that went down past my ears. Twisting my melon man. Curtains are what your granny has, enjoy the bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, Herbert. said: Curtains are what your granny has, enjoy the bald. Na she had a blue rinse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Dick Dastardly said: I used to have a fantastic head of hair and i actually really miss it. I'm not even a vain person in the slightest. It was probably best in the early 90s when i had a right good set of curtains that went down past my ears. Twisting my melon man. I've got a Shankland esque shaped heed so going bald isn't an option. Some folk suit being bald. Only thing I'd seriously consider cosmetic wise. Thankfully, my hair is holding up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canscot Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Been using the Gillette Quattro on the noggin for about 20 yrs. use no.3 trim setting on my goatee. Look a bit like a biker without the tats on the heid! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 36 minutes ago, Bazzas right boot said: I've got a Shankland esque shaped heed so going bald isn't an option. Some folk suit being bald. Only thing I'd seriously consider cosmetic wise. Thankfully, my hair is holding up. Don't gete wrong, a number 1 all over doesn't look bad, my head is a decent shape. I just have a wee bit of hair envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 28 minutes ago, Dick Dastardly said: Don't gete wrong, a number 1 all over doesn't look bad, my head is a decent shape. I just have a wee bit of hair envy. Aye, but there comes a time when you've basically just got to accept that nature has crushed your hopes of remaining the subject of jealousy from young baldies. "Wow, he's got a great head of hair for his age" There's always the Hibernian Weave method though - as modelled by Thumb, Stokesy, Fletcher, Boyle etc 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Lone Striker said: Aye, but there comes a time when you've basically just got to accept that nature has crushed your hopes of remaining the subject of jealousy from young baldies. "Wow, he's got a great head of hair for his age" There's always the Hibernian Weave method though - as modelled by Thumb, Stokesy, Fletcher, Boyle etc 🤣 I'm only 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Police Scotland will need to update their Mugshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensferryjambo Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 I love a good old thread slagging off McGowan, but there is a bit of me slightly envious of guys brave enough / rich enough to get a hair transplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BM1874 Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 To date my favourite McGowan memory is getting him so wound up he couldn’t concentrate on the game as we beat Dundee 1-0 In 2016/17 season. just shouting paaaaaaauuuuuuuulllll at him every time, and telling him he was dog muck. he also went for a tackle and missed 3 consecutive swipes in a matter of seconds, to the joy of section E. It wasn’t long after a motherwell/hamilton player got in bother for making a gesture to the opposition and McGowan in typical Paul fashion made one behind his back, before storming straight off in a huff at full time. paaaaaauullll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Assaulted police on three separate occasions and didn’t do time! 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 5 hours ago, Bazzas right boot said: I've got a Shankland esque shaped heed so going bald isn't an option. Some folk suit being bald. Only thing I'd seriously consider cosmetic wise. Thankfully, my hair is holding up. Wait until it goes Tosh, sounds like you'll look like The Mekon. FWIW my hairline started to recede in my late 20s, persevered with combing it forward for a few years to disguise the receding hairline, then gave up when I realised it was more embarrassing to try and disguise it than just come out as a baldy. I go for the no. 1 look rather than completely shaved, also as a lot of us baldies do, I grew a beard just to prove that I'm not totally follicly challenged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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