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11 minutes ago, gjcc said:

 


In fact don’t. Last thing this thread needs is a conspiracy about chips. 

 

Do you means chips or as us Brits call them crisps 

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2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Do you means chips or as us Brits call them crisps 

There’s a great crisp thread on the go in the Shed, have a wee gander.  👍

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12 minutes ago, gjcc said:

 


In fact don’t. Last thing this thread needs is a conspiracy about silicon chips. 

That would make me want to shoot the whole day down.

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28 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Dr Who?  🤷🏿‍♂️

Dr Chilton ? 

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4 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Dr Chilton ? 

Silence in class, please!

 

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23 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said:

Stop with this pish mate you are either trolling or attention seeking 

My bones  creaked a long time before I was 32 and I've also had over a dozen x rays on by back , skull and hand .

I could go on but greeting about my various pains isn't what I do .

Go out get pished and get a ride or a pagger .

 

Sage advice Jeffros. I wholeheartedly endorse this message.

1 hour ago, Jeff said:

 

What about Dr Oetker?

Bit random, eh? Only does cakes and pizza. Pizzas aren't bad though.

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11 minutes ago, Locky said:

Sage advice Jeffros. I wholeheartedly endorse this message.

Bit random, eh? Only does cakes and pizza. Pizzas aren't bad though.

 

I like their pizzas 

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1 hour ago, rudi must stay said:

 

I like their pizzas 

 

Thought you said you couldn't eat anything.

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21 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said:

 

Thought you said you couldn't eat anything.

 

Difficult one to explain to be honest 

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9 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Difficult one to explain to be honest 

It really isn't. 

 

Can you eat, or can you not eat? It's a binary solution choice. It's one or the other. I

 

If it's the latter, then I presume you will have some form of eating tube (not my business to ask, so I won't). If it's the former then I presume you are just lying to get the attention you seem to crave. 

 

Seriously RMS, go and talk to someone, if you are not trolling, and I'm starting to wish you are, then these thoughts and life choices are not healthy for you. 

 

I wish you the best 👌 

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15 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

 

I like their pizzas 


So not all Doctors are bad. 

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1 hour ago, Des Lynam said:


So not all Doctors are bad. 

 

Dr Robotnik was an ersehole in fairness

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41 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

Dr Robotnik was an ersehole in fairness


All depends if you’re a hedgehog fan or not. 
 

:whistling: 

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5 hours ago, trotter said:

It really isn't. 

 

Can you eat, or can you not eat? It's a binary solution choice. It's one or the other. I

 

If it's the latter, then I presume you will have some form of eating tube (not my business to ask, so I won't). If it's the former then I presume you are just lying to get the attention you seem to crave. 

 

Seriously RMS, go and talk to someone, if you are not trolling, and I'm starting to wish you are, then these thoughts and life choices are not healthy for you. 

 

I wish you the best 👌 

 

Food and drink gargles around my body all day. It never goes down it sticks to my rotting corpse

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44 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

Dr Robotnik was an ersehole in fairness

TBF developed some great tech 

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36 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

TBF developed some great tech 

 

Tobias Funks the never nude?

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52 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

TBF developed some great tech 

 

He had quite the habit of adding huge design flaws that blue hedgehogs could exploit though. 

 

He was a bully and I can totally understand by RMS wants revenge.

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44 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

He had quite the habit of adding huge design flaws that blue hedgehogs could exploit though. 

 

He was a bully and I can totally understand by RMS wants revenge.

 

Let's gets this thread back on topic more NHS horror stories let's give those pishmerchants a tough time 

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15 hours ago, Jeff said:

My doctor is excellent to me. @jack D and cokecan confirm.

 

 

johnny-sins.jpg

:lol: A man of many talents but not sure I’d want him to be my doctor. 

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2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

:lol: A man of many talents but not sure I’d want him to be my doctor. 

 

Heard the prostate exams are no bad

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5 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Let's gets this thread back on topic more NHS horror stories let's give those pishmerchants a tough time 

 

Robotnik was in private health care so it's not just the NHS who are destroying our heroes

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6 minutes ago, Jeff said:

 

Robotnik was in private health care so it's not just the NHS who are destroying our heroes

 

Na he's an NHS man

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So seeing as they're pish let's discuss how they can improve. Lets ring those basterds to the gates of hell 

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I think the NHS is brilliant. I went to the quack 3 weeks ago, just had an MRI scan today and seeing the consultant next week.

I feel we are extremely lucky tonhave the NHS. Obviously there will be some people who feel different (even the NHS can't be right 100% of the time), but every time I've needed them ove always felt happy about my treatment from them.

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8 minutes ago, superjack said:

I think the NHS is brilliant. I went to the quack 3 weeks ago, just had an MRI scan today and seeing the consultant next week.

I feel we are extremely lucky tonhave the NHS. Obviously there will be some people who feel different (even the NHS can't be right 100% of the time), but every time I've needed them ove always felt happy about my treatment from them.

 

There's a man that doesn't struggle with a learning disability 

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4 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

 

There's a man that doesn't struggle with a learning disability 

Thanks, I think.

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Just spent over 500 knicker for a private consultation at a private hospital . Good service etc but zero difference from the NHS, apart from the consultant asking me to sign the payment form. !!  

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4 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

 

There's a man that doesn't struggle with a learning disability 

Personal.

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7 hours ago, Morgan said:

Personal. The NHS is the Modern Day Nazi party deciding people with learning disabilities are not worth helping 

 

Totally agree. 7 years of pish treatment, 7 years in my bed. It is a ****ing disgrace mate, while others are getting great treatment. And they know they've ****ed up with the x-rays so they spin it on me with mental illness. They are ****ing sneaky, this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help. They have the tools but they are only there if you give them a good scare as lazyness is an epidemic, lazyness always is when you have all the answers and they do now. All hail Rudi Must Stay 

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been here before
31 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help

 

But yet, according to you, they havent helped you.

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17 minutes ago, been here before said:

 

But yet, according to you, they havent helped you.

 

You're up early nice one. Actually I am not a prick, don't worry you'd get help if you saw them 

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5 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Totally agree. 7 years of pish treatment, 7 years in my bed. It is a ****ing disgrace mate, while others are getting great treatment. And they know they've ****ed up with the x-rays so they spin it on me with mental illness. They are ****ing sneaky, this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help. They have the tools but they are only there if you give them a good scare as lazyness is an epidemic, lazyness always is when you have all the answers and they do now. All hail Rudi Must Stay 

 

You need to forget about the x-rays, isn't that what you told me yesterday?

 

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18 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

Maybe I'll go in tonight 

:rofl:

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21 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

You need to forget about the x-rays, isn't that what you told me yesterday?

 

 

Yes but you can I cannot 

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4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Yes but you can I cannot 

 

Neither can I. I've had seven in my lifetime and now I'm terrified that limbs might start falling off or my bones will turn to soup.

 

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8 minutes ago, Ray Gin said:

 

Neither can I. I've had seven in my lifetime and now I'm terrified that limbs might start falling off or my bones will turn to soup.

 

 

Wycliffe will sort you out with its salty saxophone solos they will calm and soothe you 

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Captain Lithuania

Got a DEXA scan today. Am I going to be all right? They scanned my hip and I am worried my cock is going to fall off. 

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8 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said:

Got a DEXA scan today. Am I going to be all right? They scanned my hip and I am worried my cock is going to fall off. 

 

How many?

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7 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said:

I only have one cock. 

 

No I meant scans son 

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Captain Lithuania
2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said:

 

No I meant scans son 

They scanned my foot, hip and my back, son. Is this the end for me?

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7 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said:

They scanned my foot, hip and my back, son. Is this the end for me?

 

Almost certainly 

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1 hour ago, rudi must stay said:

Maybe I'll go in tonight 

:rofl:

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6 hours ago, rudi must stay said:

 

Totally agree. 7 years of pish treatment, 7 years in my bed. It is a ****ing disgrace mate, while others are getting great treatment. And they know they've ****ed up with the x-rays so they spin it on me with mental illness. They are ****ing sneaky, this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help. They have the tools but they are only there if you give them a good scare as lazyness is an epidemic, lazyness always is when you have all the answers and they do now. All hail Rudi Must Stay 

Please don't change the content of my posts again.

 

Thanks.  👍

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Just now, rudi must stay said:

 

It would beat another day here 

Go for it then.

 

Please, pretty please, just go for it.

 

 

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