rudi must stay Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, gjcc said: In fact don’t. Last thing this thread needs is a conspiracy about chips. Do you means chips or as us Brits call them crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Do you means chips or as us Brits call them crisps There’s a great crisp thread on the go in the Shed, have a wee gander. 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, gjcc said: In fact don’t. Last thing this thread needs is a conspiracy about silicon chips. That would make me want to shoot the whole day down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, Morgan said: Dr Who? 🤷🏿♂️ Dr Chilton ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jeffros Furios said: Dr Chilton ? Silence in class, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 23 hours ago, Jeffros Furios said: Stop with this pish mate you are either trolling or attention seeking My bones creaked a long time before I was 32 and I've also had over a dozen x rays on by back , skull and hand . I could go on but greeting about my various pains isn't what I do . Go out get pished and get a ride or a pagger . Sage advice Jeffros. I wholeheartedly endorse this message. 1 hour ago, Jeff said: What about Dr Oetker? Bit random, eh? Only does cakes and pizza. Pizzas aren't bad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Locky said: Sage advice Jeffros. I wholeheartedly endorse this message. Bit random, eh? Only does cakes and pizza. Pizzas aren't bad though. I like their pizzas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 hour ago, rudi must stay said: I like their pizzas Thought you said you couldn't eat anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 21 minutes ago, Jambo-Jimbo said: Thought you said you couldn't eat anything. Difficult one to explain to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 My doctor is excellent to me. @jack D and cokecan confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 9 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Difficult one to explain to be honest It really isn't. Can you eat, or can you not eat? It's a binary solution choice. It's one or the other. I If it's the latter, then I presume you will have some form of eating tube (not my business to ask, so I won't). If it's the former then I presume you are just lying to get the attention you seem to crave. Seriously RMS, go and talk to someone, if you are not trolling, and I'm starting to wish you are, then these thoughts and life choices are not healthy for you. I wish you the best 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 hours ago, rudi must stay said: I like their pizzas So not all Doctors are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Des Lynam said: So not all Doctors are bad. Dr Robotnik was an ersehole in fairness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Lynam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 41 minutes ago, Jeff said: Dr Robotnik was an ersehole in fairness All depends if you’re a hedgehog fan or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 5 hours ago, trotter said: It really isn't. Can you eat, or can you not eat? It's a binary solution choice. It's one or the other. I If it's the latter, then I presume you will have some form of eating tube (not my business to ask, so I won't). If it's the former then I presume you are just lying to get the attention you seem to crave. Seriously RMS, go and talk to someone, if you are not trolling, and I'm starting to wish you are, then these thoughts and life choices are not healthy for you. I wish you the best 👌 Food and drink gargles around my body all day. It never goes down it sticks to my rotting corpse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 44 minutes ago, Jeff said: Dr Robotnik was an ersehole in fairness TBF developed some great tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 36 minutes ago, milky_26 said: TBF developed some great tech Tobias Funks the never nude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 52 minutes ago, milky_26 said: TBF developed some great tech He had quite the habit of adding huge design flaws that blue hedgehogs could exploit though. He was a bully and I can totally understand by RMS wants revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 44 minutes ago, Jeff said: He had quite the habit of adding huge design flaws that blue hedgehogs could exploit though. He was a bully and I can totally understand by RMS wants revenge. Let's gets this thread back on topic more NHS horror stories let's give those pishmerchants a tough time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 hours ago, Jeff said: My doctor is excellent to me. @jack D and cokecan confirm. A man of many talents but not sure I’d want him to be my doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: A man of many talents but not sure I’d want him to be my doctor. Heard the prostate exams are no bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Let's gets this thread back on topic more NHS horror stories let's give those pishmerchants a tough time Robotnik was in private health care so it's not just the NHS who are destroying our heroes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jeff said: Robotnik was in private health care so it's not just the NHS who are destroying our heroes Na he's an NHS man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 Tonight's the night fellas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 So seeing as they're pish let's discuss how they can improve. Lets ring those basterds to the gates of hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 I think the NHS is brilliant. I went to the quack 3 weeks ago, just had an MRI scan today and seeing the consultant next week. I feel we are extremely lucky tonhave the NHS. Obviously there will be some people who feel different (even the NHS can't be right 100% of the time), but every time I've needed them ove always felt happy about my treatment from them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, superjack said: I think the NHS is brilliant. I went to the quack 3 weeks ago, just had an MRI scan today and seeing the consultant next week. I feel we are extremely lucky tonhave the NHS. Obviously there will be some people who feel different (even the NHS can't be right 100% of the time), but every time I've needed them ove always felt happy about my treatment from them. There's a man that doesn't struggle with a learning disability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, rudi must stay said: There's a man that doesn't struggle with a learning disability Thanks, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Just spent over 500 knicker for a private consultation at a private hospital . Good service etc but zero difference from the NHS, apart from the consultant asking me to sign the payment form. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, rudi must stay said: There's a man that doesn't struggle with a learning disability Personal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 7 hours ago, Morgan said: Personal. The NHS is the Modern Day Nazi party deciding people with learning disabilities are not worth helping Totally agree. 7 years of pish treatment, 7 years in my bed. It is a ****ing disgrace mate, while others are getting great treatment. And they know they've ****ed up with the x-rays so they spin it on me with mental illness. They are ****ing sneaky, this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help. They have the tools but they are only there if you give them a good scare as lazyness is an epidemic, lazyness always is when you have all the answers and they do now. All hail Rudi Must Stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 31 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help But yet, according to you, they havent helped you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 17 minutes ago, been here before said: But yet, according to you, they havent helped you. You're up early nice one. Actually I am not a prick, don't worry you'd get help if you saw them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 Maybe I'll go in tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 5 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Totally agree. 7 years of pish treatment, 7 years in my bed. It is a ****ing disgrace mate, while others are getting great treatment. And they know they've ****ed up with the x-rays so they spin it on me with mental illness. They are ****ing sneaky, this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help. They have the tools but they are only there if you give them a good scare as lazyness is an epidemic, lazyness always is when you have all the answers and they do now. All hail Rudi Must Stay You need to forget about the x-rays, isn't that what you told me yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffros Furios Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 18 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Maybe I'll go in tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 21 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: You need to forget about the x-rays, isn't that what you told me yesterday? Yes but you can I cannot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: Yes but you can I cannot Neither can I. I've had seven in my lifetime and now I'm terrified that limbs might start falling off or my bones will turn to soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Ray Gin said: Neither can I. I've had seven in my lifetime and now I'm terrified that limbs might start falling off or my bones will turn to soup. Wycliffe will sort you out with its salty saxophone solos they will calm and soothe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Got a DEXA scan today. Am I going to be all right? They scanned my hip and I am worried my cock is going to fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 8 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said: Got a DEXA scan today. Am I going to be all right? They scanned my hip and I am worried my cock is going to fall off. How many? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Just now, rudi must stay said: How many? I only have one cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said: I only have one cock. No I meant scans son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, rudi must stay said: No I meant scans son They scanned my foot, hip and my back, son. Is this the end for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said: They scanned my foot, hip and my back, son. Is this the end for me? Almost certainly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Captain Lithuania said: I only have one cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 1 hour ago, rudi must stay said: Maybe I'll go in tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 6, 2022 Author Share Posted July 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: It would beat another day here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 6 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Totally agree. 7 years of pish treatment, 7 years in my bed. It is a ****ing disgrace mate, while others are getting great treatment. And they know they've ****ed up with the x-rays so they spin it on me with mental illness. They are ****ing sneaky, this NHS to get anything you have to be a prick then you get help. They have the tools but they are only there if you give them a good scare as lazyness is an epidemic, lazyness always is when you have all the answers and they do now. All hail Rudi Must Stay Please don't change the content of my posts again. Thanks. 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Just now, rudi must stay said: It would beat another day here Go for it then. Please, pretty please, just go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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