Morgan Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 We all know that hangovers are an absolute bugger. It’s bad enough getting one when you know you had too hard a ‘kick at the ball’ and probably deserve it. But, and this is my point here, it’s even worse when you get one when you don’t consider that you drank enough to warrant one. A variety of factors may be the reason for this - not enough food, mixing your drinks or simply your frame of mind at the time. However, it’s still not fair. At least, if you get a hangover you want to know that you had a good time in the process! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 The trick is to always drink enough to deserve one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Gin in recent years was my saviour. Hangovers much less likely for me on the Gin than if I stuck to IPAs. Red Wine hangovers. Had a couple of them in my life....I think Red Wine shrinks my skull. Headaches are awful so those days are long gone. Same with Jack Daniels. Puking that back up is like bringing up lava. Probably had about 1 or 2 hangovers in the last 10 years. Not much for the bevy now and dont drink anything like my teenage or twenty something self. I'm quite dull and have no problem in knocking back offers of a night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Lincs Jambo Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Most unfair one I ever had was in the late 80s. I was the designated driver so had six pints of Caliber (alcohol free beer). Woke up the next morning with a c u next Tuesday of a hangover. Wasn’t happy 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 16, 2022 Author Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 minute ago, N Lincs Jambo said: Most unfair one I ever had was in the late 80s. I was the designated driver so had six pints of Caliber (alcohol free beer). Woke up the next morning with a c u next Tuesday of a hangover. Wasn’t happy 😡 Now, that’s really unfair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) I’m a great believer in the three pint hangover. If I have two I wake up fresh as a daisy, ditto four of more. For some reason three I always feel a bit shit in the morning. Not full on hungover just a bit bleugh Edited June 16, 2022 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 The hangover jobby is towards the top of the league table of best jobbies. Sometimes the very best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 2 hours ago, Ray Gin said: The trick is to always drink enough to deserve one. Almost but not quite….. The (real) trick is to stay drunk 🍺🍺🍺👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 59 minutes ago, Victorian said: The hangover jobby is towards the top of the league table of best jobbies. Sometimes the very best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i wish jj was my dad Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 8 minutes ago, Jambo 4 Ever said: Never had a hangover before type post. Edit, I'll never quote you again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Victorian said: The hangover jobby is towards the top of the league table of best jobbies. Sometimes the very best. Another one who's never had a hangover. Jobbying, spewing, pissing and doing somersaults at the same time is not pleasant in the slightest. That's a proper hangover btw. Edited June 16, 2022 by Bull's-eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted June 16, 2022 Author Share Posted June 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Victorian said: The hangover jobby is towards the top of the league table of best jobbies. Sometimes the very best. 38 minutes ago, i wish jj was my dad said: Never had a hangover before type post. Edit, I'll never quote you again ! 24 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Another one who's never had a hangover. Jobbying, spewing, pissing and doing somersaults at the same time is not pleasant in the slightest. That's a proper hangover btw. From hangovers to jobbies in one fell swoop. Magic stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 29 minutes ago, Bull's-eye said: Another one who's never had a hangover. Jobbying, spewing, pissing and doing somersaults at the same time is not pleasant in the slightest. That's a proper hangover btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartandsoul Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 This thread could become fun lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 One of the worst hangovers I’ve had was after drinking 4 bottles of Heineken 0%. Not a word of a lie. 🤢🤢🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_liam06 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Hangovers and feeling rough are two very very different things. I can see me being a tad rough the next day after 4 pints. Surely no one is full on spewing etc after 4 jars? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Not that I've read it or am ever likely to, but in "The Sex Lives of TV Chefs" (or something like that) by Irvine Welsh, I believe that one of the characters discovers that, whatever and however much he does on a night out, it's his colleague - whom he dislikes - that suffers the consequences. Sounds good to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 It’s the fear that is worse than anything else for me. Especially when your on the cutty stool with the missus for getting home late and smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 It's when you go out with the best of intentions, a couple of lunchtime pints...but then you forget to stop... the next day is the worst kind of remorse, as it's mixed with stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Remember years ago standing at a bus stop one morning with a hangover that I definitely did deserve. There was an empty shop at the bus stop and a couple of old folk were talking about having seen (or heard of, I can't remember) rats around the shop. I got the utter heebiejeebies and at that point felt something run up the inside of my jeans. I had a wee panic and started trying to kick and shake what I imagined was running up my leg out of my jeans and to my absolute horror, it was the pants I'd had on the night before that were sliding down my leg and I managed to shake them out and kick them on to the old folk that were chatting about the rats. I didn't deserve that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 7 hours ago, Weakened Offender said: Remember years ago standing at a bus stop one morning with a hangover that I definitely did deserve. There was an empty shop at the bus stop and a couple of old folk were talking about having seen (or heard of, I can't remember) rats around the shop. I got the utter heebiejeebies and at that point felt something run up the inside of my jeans. I had a wee panic and started trying to kick and shake what I imagined was running up my leg out of my jeans and to my absolute horror, it was the pants I'd had on the night before that were sliding down my leg and I managed to shake them out and kick them on to the old folk that were chatting about the rats. I didn't deserve that. No, no you did deserve that 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 14 hours ago, Victorian said: The hangover jobby is towards the top of the league table of best jobbies. Sometimes the very best. Black jobbies for 3 days. Did I drink anything black..... no! wtf?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 The key is to stay drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 8 hours ago, Weakened Offender said: Remember years ago standing at a bus stop one morning with a hangover that I definitely did deserve. There was an empty shop at the bus stop and a couple of old folk were talking about having seen (or heard of, I can't remember) rats around the shop. I got the utter heebiejeebies and at that point felt something run up the inside of my jeans. I had a wee panic and started trying to kick and shake what I imagined was running up my leg out of my jeans and to my absolute horror, it was the pants I'd had on the night before that were sliding down my leg and I managed to shake them out and kick them on to the old folk that were chatting about the rats. I didn't deserve that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 9 hours ago, Weakened Offender said: Remember years ago standing at a bus stop one morning with a hangover that I definitely did deserve. There was an empty shop at the bus stop and a couple of old folk were talking about having seen (or heard of, I can't remember) rats around the shop. I got the utter heebiejeebies and at that point felt something run up the inside of my jeans. I had a wee panic and started trying to kick and shake what I imagined was running up my leg out of my jeans and to my absolute horror, it was the pants I'd had on the night before that were sliding down my leg and I managed to shake them out and kick them on to the old folk that were chatting about the rats. I didn't deserve that. Years ago I was in a pub waiting for a mate (the one on Lothian Road that is now the Red Squirrel) and a bloke came in the door. As it was quite quiet everyone in the pub saw that when he was half way between the door and the bar a pair of Y fronts (presumably last nights) slid out the bottom of his jeans onto the floor. He calmly picked them up, put them in his coat pocket and turned around and left. To the sound of laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 The size of my er shits and one of my friends is a a frequent conversation piece between us. We regularly discuss this over a coffee. . Its a fascinating subject really. Not for any kinky fetish reason . Just amazing some of the sizes and shapes. ON a more serious note you should always monitor your shits . They can indicate health issues. Black shits without eating or drinking anything remotely black arent good news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, JudyJudyJudy said: The size of my er shits and one of my friends is a a frequent conversation piece between us. We regularly discuss this over a coffee. . Its a fascinating subject really. Not for any kinky fetish reason . Just amazing some of the sizes and shapes. ON a more serious note you should always monitor your shits . They can indicate health issues. Black shits without eating or drinking anything remotely black arent good news. Thanks Doctor. 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Seats said: Thanks Doctor. 😳 Nae bother... im always happy when i do a healthy plop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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