ri Alban Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Did I say that out loud!? Anything else you shouldn't say out loud, folks? 🤫 Or wish you hadn't I'm sure you lot have a few stories ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 You've had a few odd posts this morning. Too much to drink last night or your kids/mates have commandeered your account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Whilst standing on a crowded bus, "oops, looks like I was wrong to trust a fart then". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 19, 2022 Author Share Posted January 19, 2022 Just a bit of fun 1 hour ago, Bindy Badgy said: You've had a few odd posts this morning. Too much to drink last night or your kids/mates have commandeered your account? Bored, thought I'd have a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 minute ago, ri Alban said: Just a bit of fun Bored, thought I'd have a laugh. Fair enough. As good a reason as any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 19, 2022 Author Share Posted January 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bindy Badgy said: Fair enough. As good a reason as any 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 When getting on the bus, with my youngest son when he was a baby. I just let everyone on the lower deck know, the condom had burst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 7 hours ago, ri Alban said: Did I say that out loud!? Anything else you shouldn't say out loud, folks? 🤫 Or wish you hadn't I'm sure you lot have a few stories ☺️ 7 hours ago, Bindy Badgy said: You've had a few odd posts this morning. Too much to drink last night or your kids/mates have commandeered your account? Odd posts are the start of the slippery slope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 19, 2022 Author Share Posted January 19, 2022 57 minutes ago, Morgan said: Odd posts are the start of the slippery slope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshed Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 13 hours ago, ri Alban said: Did I say that out loud!? Anything else you shouldn't say out loud, folks? 🤫 Or wish you hadn't I'm sure you lot have a few stories ☺️ Good covering of sudocrem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 On the phone to my dad whilst in B and Q. Had the phone on loudspeaker because it had a fault on normal. He asks how I’m getting on. ”literally shit dad. Had massive trots last night” Guy standing next to me giving me a strange glare then walks off pissing himself laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 13 hours ago, theshed said: Good covering of sudocrem I was just about the say that. Its a wonder cream really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Once apologised to a door to door salesman for taking a while to answer the door, by telling him "I was just putting the daughter in her cage". I forgot that only me and the missus called it that and to the rest of the world, its known as a playpen. Guy looked like he was ready to call social until I explained it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortyJambo Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 I was on the bus with my wife, when she saw a well-endowed women holding up 2 pups in front of her chest at the bus stop to show them to her friend. "Ooh, look at the puppies" my wife said. Me, and a guy sitting behind us, had to wait a while until we'd stopped laughing before I could explain what we were laughing at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 In the late 70s when I was very wee I saw my first black man, a conductor on the bus. According to my mum I turned to her and in my big voice said "mum that man hasn't washed for a week!" She was mortified, but he was pissing himself, he gave me a wee lapel badge of an Intercity 125 which my mum still has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Sitting on the bus years back with my eldest who was maybe 3 at the time. We're on the top deck right at the front and the bus pulls up to the stop where a young man who is quite portly, bleached blonde hair and wearing a yellow and black horizontal striped jumper gets on. As he steps on to the bus my son announces loudly and to the whole bus. "Dad...look at this big bum boy getting on the bus" Of course he heads upstairs unaware why everyone on the top deck are laughing and me saying "You mean Bumblebee...he looks like a Bumblebee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 11 hours ago, Der Kaiser said: Sitting on the bus years back with my eldest who was maybe 3 at the time. We're on the top deck right at the front and the bus pulls up to the stop where a young man who is quite portly, bleached blonde hair and wearing a yellow and black horizontal striped jumper gets on. As he steps on to the bus my son announces loudly and to the whole bus. "Dad...look at this big bum boy getting on the bus" Of course he heads upstairs unaware why everyone on the top deck are laughing and me saying "You mean Bumblebee...he looks like a Bumblebee" That is bloody brilliant 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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