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Just now, JamesM48 said:

Good luck to you and your mrs 


Cheers, bud.

 

Like I said earlier. I’m sure I’m worrying over nothing.

 

Thank you for the support anyway :)

 

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1 hour ago, iantjambo said:


Yeah, the doctor said that. Only thing he was concerned about was that the lumps were tender to the touch.

 

I know it’s likely that she’ll be fine. When you hear the words “lump” and “breast” though. You can’t help but panic a bit.

 

 

 

Best of luck, Ian.  I'm sure it'll be OK.

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1 hour ago, iantjambo said:


Cheers Morgs.

 

I’m sure I’m just worrying over nothing.

 

I seem to be panicking more than she is.

 

Been there done that, its not a bad thing it shows the depth of your feelings, but showing confidence in a good ending is also encouraging. I don't pray but my thoughts will be with you and your wife.

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13 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

Best of luck, Ian.  I'm sure it'll be OK.

 

6 minutes ago, Sharpie said:

 

Been there done that, its not a bad thing it shows the depth of your feelings, but showing confidence in a good ending is also encouraging. I don't pray but my thoughts will be with you and your wife.


 

Thank you, gentlemen :)

 

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9 hours ago, Ked said:

Aw mate.

I would but it would expose my real life identity given the outcome.

It was the worst day of my working life and made the news(small way).

It's down to my previous good work that it's now a joke (sort off)and I wasnt sacked.

It wasnt my fault as such but under my command.

Still hurts.

And I hate you for reminding me.

 

As an aside it was a Celtic supporters fault.

I refused to let him take the blame.

 

 

Hope it's all cleared up now and you can move on Sorry for rekindling the memory especially as it was only in a half hearted way

All the best

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9 hours ago, Ked said:

Aw mate.

I would but it would expose my real life identity given the outcome.

It was the worst day of my working life and made the news(small way).

It's down to my previous good work that it's now a joke (sort off)and I wasnt sacked.

It wasnt my fault as such but under my command.

Still hurts.

And I hate you for reminding me.

 

As an aside it was a Celtic supporters fault.

I refused to let him take the blame.

 

 

And the award for the most intriguing post on JKB goes to....

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32 minutes ago, Morgan said:

And the award for the most intriguing post on JKB goes to....

I know. Its like someone ripped the last page out of a book  😄

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2 hours ago, JamesM48 said:

I know. Its like someone ripped the last page out of a book  😄

And just how annoying is that?

 

:biggrin: 😉

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5 hours ago, JamesM48 said:

I know. Its like someone ripped the last page out of a book  😄

 

15 minutes ago, Ked said:

Lads it's really not that exciting.

😁

Try us!

 

😎👀

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7 hours ago, Ked said:

Lads it's really not that exciting.

😁

I think we should have a separate thread called Guess What Ked Does

I think he is Martin Giesler

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8 hours ago, otterjohn said:

I think we should have a separate thread called Guess What Ked Does

I think he is Martin Giesler

I reckon he was head of security for Randy Andy circa 2001. His team's duties included making sure any and all photographs of the former HRH consorting with young victims of sex trafficking and serial abuse were rounded up,never to see the light of day...

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On 14/01/2022 at 21:50, Ked said:

I've just had a beautiful example of one.

That I cant talk about .

Not obviously losing someone or real life  but a disaster of a day work wise.

 

Cheer me up boys work disasters.

I need shadenfreud.

 

Working in DWP I occasionally deal with deceased customers. I by mistake killed off the person dealing with the estate and not the customer 🤦‍♂️ That opens up a right can of worms because it has to be an officer higher than my manager to correct the error and to complete forms to show why we're bringing the deceased person back to life.

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3 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

And now, myself and Mrstjambo have tested positive for Covid 😡

:wow:. Have you any white heather for sale?

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5 minutes ago, Morgan said:

:wow:. Have you any white heather for sale?


Don’t mate. Honestly, if there was no bad luck, we wouldn’t have luck at all :sob:

 

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Shitest day I've had this year (so far) was when I took the Mrs to Tenerife to celebrate her birthday.

Her birthday was on Sat. 22/1, instead of being whisked off to her favorite restaurant for a nice meal she was being whisked off in an ambulance (blues and 2s) to Santa Cruz 45 miles away to have her gall bladder removed. I wasn't allowed in the ambulance or to visit her when I travelled up the next morning because Tenerife is/was on a level 4, now thats hard/shit. Not the best holiday I've ever had!

 

Op went well and the fact it was keyhole meant we could fly home as intended the following Saturday. She's doing fine now and is due to return to work next Thursday.

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15 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

Working in DWP I occasionally deal with deceased customers. I by mistake killed off the person dealing with the estate and not the customer 🤦‍♂️ That opens up a right can of worms because it has to be an officer higher than my manager to correct the error and to complete forms to show why we're bringing the deceased person back to life.

Mmm

Can you accidentally bump me off.

Clear my credit 😁

 

How did that go with reprimand?

It sounds like a proper fek up.

I'm looking for shadenfreud here buddy

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1 minute ago, Ked said:

Mmm

Can you accidentally bump me off.

Clear my credit 😁

 

How did that go with reprimand?

It sounds like a proper fek up.

I'm looking for shadenfreud here buddy

Marvin is the wrong person to speak about attempted murder to. 

 

🙄

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1 hour ago, Ked said:

Mmm

Can you accidentally bump me off.

Clear my credit 😁

 

How did that go with reprimand?

It sounds like a proper fek up.

I'm looking for shadenfreud here buddy

 

Got told not to do it again. It was a bad mistake, but it was rectified.

1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Marvin is the wrong person to speak about attempted murder to. 

 

🙄

 

 :laugh: True, she gets out in 3 years 😶

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49 minutes ago, Marvin said:

 

Got told not to do it again. It was a bad mistake, but it was rectified.

 

 :laugh: True, she gets out in 3 years 😶

Marvin's story just took precedence.

😳

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On 16/02/2022 at 18:51, iantjambo said:

Mrs tjambo has had some pain in one of her breast over the last couple of weeks. She went to the doctor today and he found two lumps in one of her breasts.

He’s referred her to the breast clinic, more for peace of mind, as he doesn’t think it’s anything to worry about as the lumps are “smooth and mobile”.

 

I’m absolutely shiting myself though.


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

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40 minutes ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

Great news mate what a relief for you both

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2 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

Feckin best post on JKB for ages.

 

Magic news, Ian.

 

Dead chuffed for you and the lady.

 

Morgs x

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2 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

 

Glad to hear that good news.  Look after yourselves. 

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6 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Feckin best post on JKB for ages.

 

Magic news, Ian.

 

Dead chuffed for you and the lady.

 

Morgs x


Cheers Morgs. I was absolutely petrified when she went in.

 

2 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

Glad to hear that good news.  Look after yourselves. 


Cheers Uly. Best news I’ve had in ages. We sure will :)

 

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3 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

Great news. 

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3 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

good to hear that ian. 

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4 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

I missed all this, good stuff

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12 hours ago, iantjambo said:


Wee update to this. Mrs tjambo had an appointment at the breast clinic today. She’s got a couple of cysts that should take care of themselves on their own time. Other than that. Nothing to worry about.

 

I almost wept with relief.

 

Thank you to everyone for their kind words of support :)

 

 

:pleasing:

 

 

Great news, Ian. 👍

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