tian447 Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 31 minutes ago, mitch41 said: Years ago I’d drink lucozade and it would get stolen by some git. So on the site I’d fill up the odd bottle with Mitch41 Special and leave them around the job. Well didn’t a bottle go missing soon after that and I never had anyone mess with my lucozade again. True story. All fine and well until you forget which one you've pished in, Mitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canscot Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 2 hours ago, mitch41 said: Years ago I’d drink lucozade and it would get stolen by some git. So on the site I’d fill up the odd bottle with Mitch41 Special and leave them around the job. Well didn’t a bottle go missing soon after that and I never had anyone mess with my lucozade again. True story. Did something similar to that when some arse at work kept stealing my chocolate chip muffin from my lunch box. Got the wife to make one with laxative chocolate in it. That was the end of that .....shit. No pun intended😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 2 hours ago, GinRummy said: I heard he killed a kitten and drank it’s blood while playing Marylin Manson records backwards. Wasn't that the Luke Mitchell rumour? 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Armageddon said: Wasn't that the Luke Mitchell rumour? 😳 No it was definitely a kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eno Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 9 hours ago, Armageddon said: There’s a story that Gnando pished in a Lucozade bottle at Dundee while on the bench and Walker told him he was a prick as somebody could drink it, he just laughed like the absolute roaster he is. Get him to **** I think this story has been confused. He's not been giving the p1ss......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 DAM YOU ALL……….I just rushed in here thinking the big man had parted company ffs…….first disappointment of 2022 🤬🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch41 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 02/01/2022 at 23:39, tian447 said: All fine and well until you forget which one you've pished in, Mitch 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch41 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 03/01/2022 at 01:17, Canscot said: Did something similar to that when some arse at work kept stealing my chocolate chip muffin from my lunch box. Got the wife to make one with laxative chocolate in it. That was the end of that .....shit. No pun intended😂 Good idea, just keep an eye out for whoever keeps sprinting to the bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newton51 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 High hopes when he signed especially after his debut where almost had a hat trick. Did he change squad number in the summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 03/01/2022 at 00:39, Armageddon said: There’s a story that Gnando pished in a Lucozade bottle at Dundee while on the bench and Walker told him he was a prick as somebody could drink it, he just laughed like the absolute roaster he is. Get him to **** Loking at Gnando, I'm gonna guess him pissing in a bottle would be like trying to piss with a hose so if he hit the bottle and filled it he deserves a medal. He'd have shown more skill in doing that than at any time on the pitch. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 21/12/2021 at 19:23, Yoda said: Apparently Neilson wanted him when he was at MK Dons, so maybe this one's on Bob? Not in the least bit surprised.. Shocking signing , just wtf did RN see in him??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 16 minutes ago, maroonlegions said: Not in the least bit surprised.. Shocking signing , just wtf did RN see in him??? 16 in 32 for Blackpool went bad to be fair - I think he was bought before we went to the new formation which just doesn't suit him. He has looked much better in a 2 up top with Boyce. But I agree - he isn't good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil D. Corners Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 02/01/2022 at 23:39, Armageddon said: There’s a story that Gnando pished in a Lucozade bottle at Dundee while on the bench and Walker told him he was a prick as somebody could drink it, he just laughed like the absolute roaster he is. Get him to **** what a lad. Must of known Leigh previous form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 03/01/2022 at 10:01, highlandjambo3 said: DAM YOU ALL……….I just rushed in here thinking the big man had parted company ffs…….first disappointment of 2022 🤬🤬 Just STOP it………..I thought he was off…….again 🤬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Wallace Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 (edited) The Livi game summed him up Shan forward, great defender in the same position when attacking Edited January 4, 2022 by Drew Wallace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Jammy T said: 16 in 32 for Blackpool went bad to be fair - I think he was bought before we went to the new formation which just doesn't suit him. He has looked much better in a 2 up top with Boyce. But I agree - he isn't good enough. Did we get him off Blackpool beach beside the other donkeys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maroonlegions Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rudy T said: Did we get him off Blackpool beach beside the other donkeys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Rudy T said: Did we get him off Blackpool beach beside the other donkeys? What does he get for his dinner? 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 29 minutes ago, jamboozy said: What does he get for his dinner? 😬 Half an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts of Vladland Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 On 02/01/2022 at 22:39, Armageddon said: There’s a story that Gnando pished in a Lucozade bottle at Dundee while on the bench and Walker told him he was a prick as somebody could drink it, he just laughed like the absolute roaster he is. Get him to **** Watched him get up off the bench and walk into the toilet at Dens so I’d doubt that story very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 51 minutes ago, Hearts of Vladland said: Watched him get up off the bench and walk into the toilet at Dens so I’d doubt that story very much. Hahahahaha aye ok. Difference is I was told by a player 🤣😘 But you witnessed him walking to a urinal and taking a slash, all from the Bob Shankly Stand 👍🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris 84 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, Armageddon said: Hahahahaha aye ok. Difference is I was told by a player 🤣😘 But you witnessed him walking to a urinal and taking a slash, all from the Bob Shankly Stand 👍🏼 Hahahaha, and you believe a grown man couldn’t wait until half time to have a pish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGorgie Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 4 hours ago, maroonlegions said: Not in the least bit surprised.. Shocking signing , just wtf did RN see in him??? Meanwhile in the real world….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, Paris 84 said: Hahahaha, and you believe a grown man couldn’t wait until half time to have a pish? Maybe he’d had a few beers. 🤷♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts007 Posted January 4, 2022 Share Posted January 4, 2022 still here? ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Half an hour? Ba-boom-tish, auld ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Hearts of Vladland said: Watched him get up off the bench and walk into the toilet at Dens so I’d doubt that story very much. Other toilet functions are available. Not counting the George Michael options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 12 hours ago, Armageddon said: Hahahahaha aye ok. Difference is I was told by a player 🤣😘 But you witnessed him walking to a urinal and taking a slash, all from the Bob Shankly Stand 👍🏼 Tbf, he could have pissed twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Been on a wee post New Year holiday in Center Parcs...my mate who is a Plymouth Argyle fan wad saying " Looks like we are interested in one of your players", he could not remember who exactly. Irattked of a few names, no response, I then said Gnanduillet..."I think thats him" He checked up on The Argyle forum and confirmed that it was indeed him they were after. Didnt think they would pay money for him though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 hours ago, moonraker said: Been on a wee post New Year holiday in Center Parcs...my mate who is a Plymouth Argyle fan wad saying " Looks like we are interested in one of your players", he could not remember who exactly. Irattked of a few names, no response, I then said Gnanduillet..."I think thats him" He checked up on The Argyle forum and confirmed that it was indeed him they were after. Didnt think they would pay money for him though. Sorry about the typos, missed my editing chance too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsknowe_jambo Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 I’ll gladly volunteer to fly to Edinburgh and drive him to Plymouth myself if there is any truth to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 His performance when he came on v Livi was one of the worst I've ever seen from a Hearts player. The guy is absolutely terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickycameron98 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Scored the winner on his debut yesterday in the 1st minute for Le Mans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Irufushi said: Headers it off his knee and in. Clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irufushi Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, Awbdy Oot said: Headers it off his knee and in. Clever. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Football pitch in a car-park. 😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 He was onside for a change 😶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 That penalty was absolutely ****ing awful Rightly booked for being a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newton51 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 16 minutes ago, tian447 said: That penalty was absolutely ****ing awful Rightly booked for being a tit. Why was it not a retake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, Newton51 said: Why was it not a retake When they changed the rules on run ups being a continuous movement without stopping, did they not make it so that you don't get a second chance to take it if you do and the ball gets turned over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airdriejambo3 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Is this the mob that took Damour but we had to pay his wages because they were only part timers but could then sign the big sloth on a deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr ewing Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niemi’s gloves Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 6 hours ago, mickycameron98 said: Scored the winner on his debut yesterday in the 1st minute for Le Mans You’re doing the big man down. He actually made his debut on Tuesday and scored what was also the only goal in a 1-0 win (against Cholet since you ask). Two match winning goals in two games!! I hope we’ve got a sell-on deal 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Remember his 2 goals at Raith and we thought he was the answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, colinmaroon said: Remember his 2 goals at Raith and we thought he was the answer! What was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 49 minutes ago, ri Alban said: What was the question? Who is the latest forward to get the collective hopes of the Heart of Midlothian support up, after an easy couple of goals against lower league shite, but will ultimately turn out to be a huddy who can't be arsed running, and is shorter when jumping? Edited January 31, 2022 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 7 hours ago, airdriejambo3 said: Is this the mob that took Damour but we had to pay his wages because they were only part timers but could then sign the big sloth on a deal? Yeah, I think we’re due them a favour don’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, Niemi’s gloves said: You’re doing the big man down. He actually made his debut on Tuesday and scored what was also the only goal in a 1-0 win (against Cholet since you ask). Two match winning goals in two games!! I hope we’ve got a sell-on deal 😜 Don’t joke they’ll probably sell him on for a relative fortune 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, tian447 said: Who is the latest forward to get the collective hopes of the Heart of Midlothian support up, after an easy couple of goals against lower league shite, but will ultimately turn out to be a huddy who can't be arsed running, and is shorter when jumping? Well played. On that, I think Simms could be a legend with a continued loan next season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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