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Mine was today “ Can you drink

alcohol the same day as having the flu vaccine ? 

 

 

😂
 

honest answers only 😂😂

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51 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Mine was today “ Can you drink

alcohol the same day as having the flu vaccine ? 

 

 

😂
 

honest answers only 😂😂

 

"Harry Potter Jihad"

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1 minute ago, crunchy frog said:

Feisty fisters from Fife 

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Is that the Scottish equivalent of "Russian brides in   my area" ? 

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3 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

Is that the Scottish equivalent of "Russian brides in   my area" ? 

With a more specific skill 😀

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19 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

WHy is LifeQuay such a pile of shit. 

Until three days ago, I wouldn’t have known what LifeQuay even was.

 

Now, I do, as we are just starting the process of selling a flat.

 

I agree with you, it’s an absolute nonsense and we’ve had about 30 odd emails from them today alone.

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1 hour ago, Morgan said:

Until three days ago, I wouldn’t have known what LifeQuay even was.

 

Now, I do, as we are just starting the process of selling a flat.

 

I agree with you, it’s an absolute nonsense and we’ve had about 30 odd emails from them today alone.

Never heard of it ? 

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Just now, JamesM48 said:

Never heard of it ? 

We only heard about it on Tuesday when our solicitors sent us a link.

 

They want to know everything about you, and you have to take a selfie and send it to them.

 

All we’re trying to do is sell a flat, ffs.

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I've started going swimming in the morning. The pool is 25 yards in length. Out of curiosity, I googled how many yards are in a mile and then divided that by 25.

 

**** that. 

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11 minutes ago, jonesy said:

I've searched for worse on PornHub, TBF.

That pic was edited :) 

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6 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

"Melanie Sykes sexy"

 

"Who was our graham in blind date"

Was he no the guy who was the voice over? 

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2 hours ago, Sir Craig Gordon said:

Pubs for away fans in Livingston

Might google that too

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4 hours ago, Ulysses said:

 

"Harry Potter Jihad"

 

3 hours ago, crunchy frog said:

Feisty fisters from Fife 

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7 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Was he no the guy who was the voice over? 

 

 

Yup.

 

Reading up on it Cilla seemingly barely acknowledged him off screen.  In 17 years she spoke to him twice.

 

 

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I knew that Graham was the voice guy but I was curious to see who he was and what he looked like.

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4 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

Yup.

 

Reading up on it Cilla seemingly barely acknowledged him off screen.  In 17 years she spoke to him twice.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, i8hibsh said:

I knew that Graham was the voice guy but I was curious to see who he was and what he looked like.

Im curious now !  Yes she was meant to be a real boot. I recall a very funny story about when she was on a flight and she wouldn't speak to the cabin crew . She would only communicate through her agent.  One of the camp cabin crew had enough of it apparently and said to her " I knew you couldn't sing but i didn't know your couldn't even talk "  :) 

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3 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

 

Im curious now !  Yes she was meant to be a real boot. I recall a very funny story about when she was on a flight and she wouldn't speak to the cabin crew . She would only communicate through her agent.  One of the camp cabin crew had enough of it apparently and said to her " I knew you couldn't sing but i didn't know your couldn't even talk "  :) 

 

 

Funny you say that I heard a retired stewardess from BA say that all the hundreds of famous people she waited on in first class Cilla was the most horrible.  

 

Kylie Minogue was the nicest.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

Funny you say that I heard a retired stewardess from BA say that all the hundreds of famous people she waited on in first class Cilla was the most horrible.  

 

Kylie Minogue was the nicest.

 

 

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Sorry but on last night and even rangers game it seems the spfl are shit scared someone apart from the big 2 win the league and have told officials to have a helping hand awee nudge here and there in their favour to make it impossible for that to happen. In the closest season in years competitive wise just think if rangers don't get that champions League money, they may desperately need it with overspending. What would that do to the corrupt SPL if someone like hearts or anyone else won the league especially in the times we are in with teams losing money from Covid . Could send rangers back to where they were and hurt Celtic financially too in the long run. So i would put my house on officials been told to give these teams a helping hand. It's so much more obvious this season as the desperation to have it their way is more than ever with the risks involved. If nobody can see that after last night they're blind. Blatand cheating and more or less match fixing from the refs no wonder Robbie said he would go to jaIl as its probably exactly what I'm saying here absolute ****in joke 

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6 minutes ago, daavojaay said:

Sorry but on last night and even rangers game it seems the spfl are shit scared someone apart from the big 2 win the league and have told officials to have a helping hand awee nudge here and there in their favour to make it impossible for that to happen. In the closest season in years competitive wise just think if rangers don't get that champions League money, they may desperately need it with overspending. What would that do to the corrupt SPL if someone like hearts or anyone else won the league especially in the times we are in with teams losing money from Covid . Could send rangers back to where they were and hurt Celtic financially too in the long run. So i would put my house on officials been told to give these teams a helping hand. It's so much more obvious this season as the desperation to have it their way is more than ever with the risks involved. If nobody can see that after last night they're blind. Blatand cheating and more or less match fixing from the refs no wonder Robbie said he would go to jaIl as its probably exactly what I'm saying here absolute ****in joke 

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what were the Google results for that?

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1 hour ago, daavojaay said:

Sorry but on last night and even rangers game it seems the spfl are shit scared someone apart from the big 2 win the league and have told officials to have a helping hand awee nudge here and there in their favour to make it impossible for that to happen. In the closest season in years competitive wise just think if rangers don't get that champions League money, they may desperately need it with overspending. What would that do to the corrupt SPL if someone like hearts or anyone else won the league especially in the times we are in with teams losing money from Covid . Could send rangers back to where they were and hurt Celtic financially too in the long run. So i would put my house on officials been told to give these teams a helping hand. It's so much more obvious this season as the desperation to have it their way is more than ever with the risks involved. If nobody can see that after last night they're blind. Blatand cheating and more or less match fixing from the refs no wonder Robbie said he would go to jaIl as its probably exactly what I'm saying here absolute ****in joke 

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Google blew up when you entered that into the search box.

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7 hours ago, Morgan said:

Until three days ago, I wouldn’t have known what LifeQuay even was.

 

Now, I do, as we are just starting the process of selling a flat.

 

I agree with you, it’s an absolute nonsense and we’ve had about 30 odd emails from them today alone.

I've nearly had an aneurism over this.

Link from est agent doesn't work so can't get on website.

Est agent mails other link to phone - that doesn't work either. 

Have taken a billion selfies, photo'd my passport & other stuff endlessly - can't upload any of it.

"Save it for later" , aye, fine , let's do that.

Try to login into system with email address - won't let me.

Try three times to call est agent "handling" this shit show - permanently engaged.

Eventually call the helpline and ask for someone who knows the app for support - get put through to the estate agent. 

AN entire afternoon achieveing nothing in which we're doing all the legwork while the parasites sit back and take our cash. 

 

I complained about the bureaucracy - we've already got the legal authority to sell the house ("Confirmation") from the Court but the est agents say that the Law Soc of Scot requires them to to all the checks the Sherrif Court have alreday done in granting us Confirmation - even though the court document lists the names & address of all the executors , who are same f'ing peole who're instructing the esate agent. 

We are literally bleeding money for this complete waste of time. 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Tazio said:

“Eurolites wireless DMX transceiver user manual”

Exciting  night ? 😂

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1 minute ago, JamesM48 said:

Exulting night ? 😂

Couldn’t remember how to set up a piece of equipment at work due to furlough enforced memory loss. Was worth it in the end though. 

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Just now, Tazio said:

Couldn’t remember how to set up a piece of equipment at work due to furlough enforced memory loss. Was worth it in the end though. 

It’s amazing the knowledge base online really . YouTube has been really helpful for me with repairs etc in my house 

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1 minute ago, JamesM48 said:

It’s amazing the knowledge base online really . YouTube has been really helpful for me with repairs etc in my house 

YouTube is pretty much an essential of life if you have an enquiring mind. I follow a number of channels in things that interest me either personally or work wise. 

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4 minutes ago, Tazio said:

YouTube is pretty much an essential of life if you have an enquiring mind. I follow a number of channels in things that interest me either personally or work wise. 

Me too 

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4 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

I knew that Graham was the voice guy but I was curious to see who he was and what he looked like.

 

Not fancy a blind date?

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On another note I don’t actually Google anything. I use DuckDuckGo as my search engine. None of the massive amounts of tracking you get with Google. 

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