rudi must stay Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Difficult. Nice to you sometimes, they'll throw you a crum of comfort. But not usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_jim2001 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Different species end off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 As Norm said in Cheers: ”Women, you can’t live with them…pass the beer nuts” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restonbabe Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Sign is she aint into you. If we are. we usually tell you and if you not shit for brains can pick up on our signals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Nookie Bear said: As Norm said in Cheers: ”Women, you can’t live with them…pass the beer nuts” 😂👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Hard to figure out sometimes. I love mine like mad though. 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Kintner Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Hard to figure out sometimes. I love mine like mad though. 😍 Me too 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 I've actually found that women can be quite messy people which surprised me. You always hear its the men that dont clean etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Restonbabe said: Sign is she aint into you. If we are. we usually tell you and if you not shit for brains can pick up on our signals. You can't pick up on your own signals and haven't a clue what you want yourselves, so the male of the human species has no chance😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 41 minutes ago, indianajones said: I've actually found that women can be quite messy people which surprised me. You always hear its the men that dont clean etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rousset1 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Why do they only wash a few dishes and leave the rest? I always wash all the dirty crockery and clean the kitchen surfaces, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Couldn't eat a whole one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 God said to Adam "ill give you the perfect life partner who will be the perfect company for your whole life. Who'll always tell you straight what they think, who'll be just as logical as you when it comes to any problem, but it will cost you an arm and a leg". Adam replies "what can I get for a rib?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 We have been married that long that’s she’s now one of the family. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: My wife is the glue that binds all the family together. Childbirth changes them for sure. Married in 1983 so I know her very well, but sometimes difficult to work out her way of thinking. I got married in 1983 too. May 14th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 12 hours ago, rudi must stay said: Difficult. Nice to you sometimes, they'll throw you a crum of comfort. But not usually can spend money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterjohn Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 A fine species but please keep them away from any football or comedy related stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Hell hath no fury..... That's my take on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 11 hours ago, indianajones said: I've actually found that women can be quite messy people which surprised me. You always hear its the men that dont clean etc. I love Mrs tjambo dearly. But she’s a messy ****. Everything gets left at her arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 46 minutes ago, iantjambo said: I love Mrs tjambo dearly. But she’s a messy ****. Everything gets left at her arse. Ha Ha, my wifes moves all my stuff around, cant leave anything alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 It's only my stuff that is lying around where it shouldn't be. The top of the microwave is the place to keep mail and documents safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Do women always just wait until you have sat down then ask you to do something? In the kitchen come through to the livingroom, half a second after my arse hits couch "oh could you get me something from the kitchen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 The phrase that terrifies me the most in life, when my wife shouts through "Can I show you something" 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudyJudyJudy Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Preferable to men in my book . Well most. I dont like to stereotype a whole sex. My mum. sisters, nieces and female friends. I find them more nurturing , emotional, empathic and caring as a species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 24 minutes ago, Sir Craig Gordon said: Do women always just wait until you have sat down then ask you to do something? In the kitchen come through to the livingroom, half a second after my arse hits couch "oh could you get me something from the kitchen" Just act deaf, and put on ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 16 hours ago, SectionDJambo said: It's only my stuff that is lying around where it shouldn't be. The top of the microwave is the place to keep mail and documents safe. I think we have the same partner 😂 On 18/11/2021 at 22:19, Rousset1 said: Why do they only wash a few dishes and leave the rest? I always wash all the dirty crockery and clean the kitchen surfaces, too. yip On 18/11/2021 at 20:31, indianajones said: I've actually found that women can be quite messy people which surprised me. You always hear its the men that dont clean etc. yip again. it’s frustrating as hell actually, I get moaned at for the state of the house on a daily basis yet when I point out that it’s actually all of her mess that she leaves at her arse then it’s aye but this aye but that 😂. as the saying goes can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 17 hours ago, Sir Craig Gordon said: Do women always just wait until you have sat down then ask you to do something? In the kitchen come through to the livingroom, half a second after my arse hits couch "oh could you get me something from the kitchen" My wife is absolutely brutal for this. Also, I’ll go into the kitchen to get something and ask her if she wants anything. “No” comes the response, I’ll come back with something and sit down to eat, “ohh give me a wee bit of that” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 My wife (now ex) accused me on loving Hearts more than I loved her. The problems came to a head when I replied that I loved Hibs more than I loved her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Been married for 10 years and with my wife for 13. Nothing is plain sailing but honestly couldn’t imagine my life without her. I must be lucky. I’ll revisit this in another 10 years see if it is the same 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Been married for 10 years and with my wife for 13. Nothing is plain sailing but honestly couldn’t imagine my life without her. I must be lucky. I’ll revisit this in another 10 years see if it is the same 😂 51 years next month. Great number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longbaws Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Jamstomorrow said: My wife (now ex) accused me on loving Hearts more than I loved her. The problems came to a head when I replied that I loved Hibs more than I loved her! 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Jamstomorrow said: My wife (now ex) accused me on loving Hearts more than I loved her. The problems came to a head when I replied that I loved Hibs more than I loved her! Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Not commenting. Some of you know my luck with the (ahem) fairer sex. 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 20/11/2021 at 07:51, Jamstomorrow said: My wife (now ex) accused me on loving Hearts more than I loved her. The problems came to a head when I replied that I loved Hibs more than I loved her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) On 18/11/2021 at 20:31, indianajones said: I've actually found that women can be quite messy people which surprised me. You always hear its the men that dont clean etc. I’ve lived with a few women and everyone an absolute midden. It was me that kept the place tidy and I mean every single room in the house. Theyd barely wash a dish ffs and let’s not talk about how many days they take off work and lie in their bed with the place upside down. You ever get a day off though and she’s got a fecking list for you Unbelievable when I compare them to my gran and mum who almost never sit/sat down. Edited November 24, 2021 by jack D and coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 18/11/2021 at 22:20, i8hibsh said: Couldn't eat a whole one. Ironically that is the secret to success with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joondalupjambo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Why do they fill the kettle right to near the top when boiling water for their own one cup of tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Never trust a species who bleeds for a week and doesn't die! Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, The Old Tolbooth said: Never trust a species who bleeds for a week and doesn't die! Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 My ex wife said I hated woman. No petal…judging by the number I shagged behind your back it was just you I hated 😀🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, PTBCAL said: My ex wife said I hated woman. No petal…judging by the number I shagged behind your back it was just you I hated 😀🤣 It’s good to see that romance is still alive and well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTBCAL Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Morgan said: It’s good to see that romance is still alive and well. 😀 Live a quiet life now though and I like it like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, PTBCAL said: 😀 Live a quiet life now though and I like it like that Good lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Woman, like many things in life "you don't know what you got til' you lose it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH11_2NL Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 18/11/2021 at 15:31, indianajones said: I've actually found that women can be quite messy people which surprised me. You always hear its the men that dont clean etc. I worked for a while at the police college at Tulliallan and the staff would conduct room inspections fairly regularly for the new recruits. Some of the females were the clartiest middens I've ever met! Rooms were a tip. Clothes, knickers and underwear lying about, half eaten food and on one room inspection in particular, big skidmarks in the pan that would embarrass a shipyard worker! Filthy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: I do that...... So do I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 5 hours ago, joondalupjambo said: Why do they fill the kettle right to near the top when boiling water for their own one cup of tea? 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: I do that...... 16 minutes ago, Morgan said: So do I. And me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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