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Kalamazoo Jambo

Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

 

 

 

 

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“Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, and Welshmen and Scots, and Japanese and Scots, and Scots and other Scots…Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland”

 

Groundskeeper Willie.

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Kalamazoo Jambo
Bart: Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.?
Homer: Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.

 

When I’m on JKB at 10.17pm EST I often think of this quote.

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That pig crap silo is leaking. 

It's not leaking, it's full.

He filled that pig crap silo already?

I may have helped.

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Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember that time I laughed at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week, then closed his detective agency.

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47 minutes ago, Kalamazoo Jambo said:
Bart: Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.?
Homer: Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.

 

When I’m on JKB at 10.17pm EST I often think of this quote.

 

Homer's an arsehole, I'm in my bed way earlier than that 😠

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For perfect timing it has to be Marge’s sisters moments before the end of the world taking a drag on their cigarettes and simultaneously saying “well, we beat cancer” 

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1 minute ago, Tenaciousdandy said:

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This was a genuine error by Dan Castellaneta. It was kept in the final cut as it was just typical Homer 😂

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1 minute ago, iantjambo said:


This was a genuine error by Dan Castellaneta. It was kept in the final cut as it was just typical Homer 😂

Really, never knew that 😆 

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Carl Fredrickson

I hadnt watched the Simpsons for many years but now I have kids and Disney+ we have watched 31 seasons over the last couple of years. So many funny episodes and yes, the quality dips at times but it is still worth a watch. 

 

My kids think that Homer is based on me.......

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Sawdust Caesar

There is one where they are all in the town hall listening to a self-help guru ,iirc, and he asks them to tell him what they think is there biggest fault. Mr Burns stands up and says "I'm too nice."

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