rudi must stay Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 "Dig your own grave and save" Troy McClure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Fixed the thread title to be less citrus-centric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 “Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Homer: "Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 "Stupid, sexy Flanders." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Homer: If it's difficult to do it's not worth doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beni Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Default, the two sweetest words in the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 “Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots, and Welshmen and Scots, and Japanese and Scots, and Scots and other Scots…Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland” Groundskeeper Willie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Bart: Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.? Homer: Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners. When I’m on JKB at 10.17pm EST I often think of this quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 I don't even believe in jebus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 That pig crap silo is leaking. It's not leaking, it's full. He filled that pig crap silo already? I may have helped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember that time I laughed at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week, then closed his detective agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungalow Bill Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Homer: I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 47 minutes ago, Kalamazoo Jambo said: Bart: Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.? Homer: Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners. When I’m on JKB at 10.17pm EST I often think of this quote. Homer's an arsehole, I'm in my bed way earlier than that 😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Not a line, a laugh. In French. Cut short in this clip, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert Pupkin Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert Pupkin Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarkus1981 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quick nibbles, chew through my ballsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 "I never apologise." "I'm sorry, it's just the way I am." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Bart : Homer Homer: call me daddy Bart : Da, da, da Domer hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hogfather Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Literally anything that came from this guy; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 A Homer line. "If gays want to be as miserable as us straights and get married then I say let them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Aurora Borealis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Nunya Business said: Literally anything that came from this guy; Hank Scorpio. Evil genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Angry Haggis said: Hank Scorpio. Evil genius. Best Mod 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theo1874 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 "People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow" Homer Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert Pupkin Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 (edited) Ignore this..copied the same link Edited October 31, 2021 by Rupert Pupkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert Pupkin Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 “You took my dignity Marge and I’m going to get it back! Lisa, do I have my pants on?” ”Yes” ”Perfect!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 …or ”Don’t worry about her, Marge. Her idea of wit is an incisive observation, humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 For perfect timing it has to be Marge’s sisters moments before the end of the world taking a drag on their cigarettes and simultaneously saying “well, we beat cancer” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaciousdandy Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Tenaciousdandy said: This was a genuine error by Dan Castellaneta. It was kept in the final cut as it was just typical Homer 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaciousdandy Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 1 minute ago, iantjambo said: This was a genuine error by Dan Castellaneta. It was kept in the final cut as it was just typical Homer 😂 Really, never knew that 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, Tenaciousdandy said: Really, never knew that 😆 yep. Can’t beat a bit of useless trivia 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsandonlyHearts Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Stop! Stop! He’s already dead. Gets me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Nunya Business said: Literally anything that came from this guy; This in spades 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 I hadnt watched the Simpsons for many years but now I have kids and Disney+ we have watched 31 seasons over the last couple of years. So many funny episodes and yes, the quality dips at times but it is still worth a watch. My kids think that Homer is based on me....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartsmad1874 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Suspect is Hatless, i repeat Hatless! I can't wait until they throw his hatless ass in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 There is one where they are all in the town hall listening to a self-help guru ,iirc, and he asks them to tell him what they think is there biggest fault. Mr Burns stands up and says "I'm too nice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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