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Facebook, Instagram, and Facebook Messenger all down worldwide. Also many mobile networks not working on 4G. I didn’t have any data on my EE phone on the way home tonight though now ok. 
Apparently a dodgy update on their servers. Somebody will be getting it tough after this. 

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Rupert Pupkin

How ever will the Young Generation survive..? They may actually need to talk to people 

#Armageddon

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Jamstomorrow
7 minutes ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

How ever will the Young Generation survive..? They may actually need to talk to people 

#Armageddon

Oh no!   Facebook down.  Suicide rates will be on the  increase.  

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Savage Vince
1 minute ago, Jamstomorrow said:

Oh no!   Facebook down.  Suicide rates will be on the  increase.  

 

Bit silly. 

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Savage Vince
2 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said:

I refer to my previous statement.

 

You can refer me to whatever you want, just cut down on the trashy, silly stuff. OK? 

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Aussie Jambo

Zuckerman can sook ma joob joobs. Get if roond ye ya roaster. 

 

Probably the best thing to happen to humanity in s long time. 

 

Aye but the unsocial media punters will be champing. Jambo kick back will be at 100% capacity today. 

 

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Jamstomorrow
Just now, Savage Vince said:

 

You can refer me to whatever you want, just cut down on the trashy, silly stuff. OK? 

I think you are confusing me for someone who gives a crap what you think or want!

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I know two or three people who must be having palpitations right now. 

 

WhatsApp being down did inconvenience me earlier mind you. 

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42 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

 

Bit silly. 

 

39 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

 

It was a bit trashy of you though. 😊

 

34 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

 

You can refer me to whatever you want, just cut down on the trashy, silly stuff. OK? 

 

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11 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Having no friends, this has made little difference to me.

Very much this. 

 

Quite looking forward to an even higher than usual roaster content on here later from those of the attention=seeking persuasion.

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the Hearts way
1 hour ago, Jamstomorrow said:

Oh no!   Facebook down.  Suicide rates will be on the  increase.  

Really not funny 😐 

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Savage Vince
7 minutes ago, the Hearts way said:

Really not funny 😐 

 

Careful, he will spend the next half hour telling you that he doesn't care what you think. 

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1 hour ago, AlimOzturk said:

I am convinced this is a hack. 

The big wigs taking the hump about the Pandora papers I suspect. 

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JudyJudyJudy

Well as long as this is still up and running ! I really wouldn’t know what to do really 😎😎😂 it’s nice to have a break from Facebook and my daily “ debates “ around GRA , Tranz rights and wrongs , non binary tosh , over flowing student accommodation in Edinburgh , et al 

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Kalamazoo Jambo
1 hour ago, Tazio said:

It must sting having to post updates on Twitter. 


(obviously the tweeter is unfamiliar with JKB, but still funny)

 

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I've read anonymous, unverified tweets that state this is Iranian revenge for the Americans releasing the Pandora papers.

 

Unfortunately can't check Facebook just now to verify.

 

How convenient.

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2 hours ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

How ever will the Young Generation survive..? They may actually need to talk to people 

#Armageddon


I don’t think you’re allowed to mention a poster that hasn’t posted on a thread 🤣🙃😬

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Psychedelicropcircle

I have my nightly selfie of my heed on a pillow ready for my followers! I can picture these poor folks worried as they can’t be sure I’ve slept this evening👀

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been here before

As someone who doesnt have Facebook, Instagram, Facebook Messenger and who only ever occasionally dips his toe into WhatsApp, this meltdown is funny as.

 

Cant wait to get into work tomorrow and hear the harrowing tales of how people have had to try and cope.

 

:lol:

 

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