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Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks

 

“Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni”

 

Come on - let’s hear yours!

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Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams.  . 

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Rangers planning January swoop for the whole hearts squad as they shit themselves that hearts might dare challenge them for the title. 

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Geoff Kilpatrick

Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers

 

Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline

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Hectormasson
31 minutes ago, Debut 4 said:

“Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement”

 

 

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Lone Striker
9 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said:

Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers

 

Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline

Yep, this is the most likely sort of thing.      Or  "Hearts stars linked with Ibrox switch".      It only takes some standard verbal diarrhoea from Boyd/Sutton/Commons etc for the weegie rags to jump on it.     

 

     

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Hearts Ann Budge puts in offer to buy Hibs and all their assets. ER to be made in to a crazy golf course in bold merger bid.

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11 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager

Sting in the tail as Hornets eye up Gerard after Rangers defeat to Hearts leaves them in 4th place. 

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1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said:

Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams.  . 

Och, that's just silly. He's never worth the monster munch.

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1 hour ago, Armageddon said:

Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks

 

“Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni”

 

Come on - let’s hear yours!

You already win I suspect... 🙄😁

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1 minute ago, frankblack said:

"Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun

 

This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"...

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9 minutes ago, Smithee said:

Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake

writes Tam McManus

Tam McManus - the unthinking fud's fud. 

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The following is almost a certainty:-

 

"Rangers will go top of the league with a win versus Hearts"

 

Oh, and for anyone in any doubt then simply substitute Celtic for Rangers and/or any other team for Hearts. That very same presumptious line is trotted out regularly.

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4 minutes ago, ri Alban said:

Rangers died, Hearts survived.

 

Exactly, glad you brought that up. They're not rangers any more.

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6 minutes ago, jonesy said:

4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth.


it’s coming

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Naisys Tackle
Just now, GlasgoJambo said:


it’s coming

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Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse.

 

I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday.  They are most vulnerable then. 

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1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said:

Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams.  . 

I don’t think they are capable of writing sentences that long.

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53 minutes ago, RS86 said:

 

This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"...

“Understand”.

 

Hate that. Code for “I just made this shit up”.

 

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Fort Vallance
1 hour ago, Robbies Tackle said:

 

Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse.

 

I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday.  They are most vulnerable then. 

Never seemed to do us any good.

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Naisys Tackle
1 minute ago, Fort Vallance said:

Never seemed to do us any good.

 

That says more about us more than anything tbh. 

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I fully expect something g like....

 

Rangers move for Hearts contract rebel Souttar, who has been brutally frozen out of the first team in recent weeks as his contract dispute rumbles on 

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