Armageddon Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks “Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni” Come on - let’s hear yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 “Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Steven Gerrards Rangers eye Hearts midfield duo in January transfer swoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 “Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers planning January swoop for the whole hearts squad as they shit themselves that hearts might dare challenge them for the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 "Gerrard planning summer swoop for Ben Woodburn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts1975 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers weigh up triple Hearts header and look to sign Woodburn, Souttar and Moore on Pre contracts in January Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 31 minutes ago, Debut 4 said: “Runaway leaders boss eyed as Gerrard replacement” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Geoff Kilpatrick said: Beni: I COULD have signed for Rangers Made up tenuous bollocks is translated by sub-editor into above headline Yep, this is the most likely sort of thing. Or "Hearts stars linked with Ibrox switch". It only takes some standard verbal diarrhoea from Boyd/Sutton/Commons etc for the weegie rags to jump on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Romanov sacks Neilson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Hearts Ann Budge puts in offer to buy Hibs and all their assets. ER to be made in to a crazy golf course in bold merger bid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Watford Eye Neilson as their next manager Sting in the tail as Hornets eye up Gerard after Rangers defeat to Hearts leaves them in 4th place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Gerrard demands protection from big physical hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonic Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers linked with double swoop for overachieving boyce and kingsley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hisnameis Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftBack Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Gordon: only club I wanted to play for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said: Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . Och, that's just silly. He's never worth the monster munch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longbaws Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers favourites in top of the table clash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Armageddon said: Ok, we head to Glasgow in 2 weeks and I’d like to run a sweep of who can call the fakest news headline pre-match, you call the headline now and then quote your post with the actual headline over the next 2 weeks “Rangers eye January SWOOP for Beni” Come on - let’s hear yours! You already win I suspect... 🙄😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RENE Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Beni would be final piece of the jigsaw for Rangers and they oshould offer £500,000 in January, says ex-Rangers star Kris Boyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daktari Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 But go on then - "XXXXX (insert any soon to be out of contract player) in 'Come and Get Me' plea".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) EXCLUSIVE: Joe Savage sits down to pee Edited October 3, 2021 by Jonkel Hoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 ‘Hearts have no respect for the Rangers ‘ writes top sports journalist Kris Boyd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1953 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers demand immediate VAR introduction as they fear Hearts will have the referee in their pocket at Ibrox once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake writes Tam McManus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) "Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun Edited October 3, 2021 by frankblack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS86 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 minute ago, frankblack said: "Souttar about to sign pre-contract for Rangers" claims The Sun This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnybob72 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Smithee said: Arrogant Hearts Must Be Stopped For Scottish Football's Sake writes Tam McManus Tam McManus - the unthinking fud's fud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 (edited) The following is almost a certainty:- "Rangers will go top of the league with a win versus Hearts" Oh, and for anyone in any doubt then simply substitute Celtic for Rangers and/or any other team for Hearts. That very same presumptious line is trotted out regularly. Edited October 3, 2021 by Wee Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Rangers died, Hearts survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, ri Alban said: Rangers died, Hearts survived. Exactly, glad you brought that up. They're not rangers any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Belfasts Michael Smith sounded out as long term replacement for Tavernier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlasgoJambo Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, jonesy said: 4th-Placed Hibs still 'streets ahead of table-topping Hearts' utters some crayon munching goon peddling the flair myth. it’s coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Cameron Devlin dreams of playing for hero Tony Vidmars' beloved Rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just now, GlasgoJambo said: it’s coming Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse. I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday. They are most vulnerable then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
part_time_jambo Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, skinnybob72 said: Robbie Neilson says Hearts will offer Rangers 50p and a bag of Monster Munch for Morelos in January, adding that it will be the only concrete offer they will get with suggestions of £10m+ simply being Daily Record journo's wet dreams. . I don’t think they are capable of writing sentences that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolute Scenes Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, hisnameis said: Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell 😂😂😂👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 “Gerrard revealed as Ben Woodward’s dad” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 53 minutes ago, RS86 said: This without a doubt. "Record sources understand Rangers are monitoring Souttar's contract situation"... “Understand”. Hate that. Code for “I just made this shit up”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riccarton3 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Abysmal Ibrox record nothing to do with me says ex Everton ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Vallance Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Robbies Tackle said: Anything at Ibrox today and it will only get worse. I don't like it when Hibs play any of the Old Firm after Europe on a Thursday. They are most vulnerable then. Never seemed to do us any good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Vallance Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Tazio said: “Hearts player disrespects champions in interview” I hope this one is actually true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naisys Tackle Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Fort Vallance said: Never seemed to do us any good. That says more about us more than anything tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 I fully expect something g like.... Rangers move for Hearts contract rebel Souttar, who has been brutally frozen out of the first team in recent weeks as his contract dispute rumbles on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Hearts star’s crack whore shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 4 hours ago, hisnameis said: Gers-daft Baningime demands to be released from Tynecastle hell Outstanding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Impressive Hearts target top 6 finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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