highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 An English couple just checked in to our guesthouse (Inverness), as polite as ever I said: me….“so, are you having a bit of a holiday then?” her….”yes….we couldn’t go anywhere special this year so decided to tour the highlands” 🤬🤬🤬🤬 are people just f**n deliberately rude. Not the first time from our engerland folks…..last week another couple complained: Didn’t see any wildlife…. No view due to the mist at the top of the Applecross peninsula…. Couldn't do a Jacobite cruise due to Loch Ness being (ever so slightly) choppy not many food choices for celiac sufferers (at breakfast she couldn’t make her own “free from” toast in the toaster in case of cross contaminated crumbs) There has been reams of them this year. I believe it’s the same mob that when abroad are looking for “full English” breakfasts as they don’t eat foreign muck………….thankfully I’m making loads of WONGA though 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldbenches Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: An English couple just checked in to our guesthouse (Inverness), as polite as ever I said: me….“so, are you having a bit of a holiday then?” her….”yes….we couldn’t go anywhere special this year so decided to tour the highlands” 🤬🤬🤬🤬 are people just f**n deliberately rude. Not the first time from our engerland folks…..last week another couple complained: Didn’t see any wildlife…. No view due to the mist at the top of the Applecross peninsula…. Couldn't do a Jacobite cruise due to Loch Ness being (ever so slightly) choppy not many food choices for celiac sufferers (at breakfast she couldn’t make her own “free from” toast in the toaster in case of cross contaminated crumbs) There has been reams of them this year. I believe it’s the same mob that when abroad are looking for “full English” breakfasts as they don’t eat foreign muck………….thankfully I’m making loads of WONGA though 😂 A guy I know has a guest house in argyll and an Italian woman demanded a refund because she couldn't see the loch that was in their online pictures. It was foggy. Another German guy trire to blackmail him Said to give him a tenner discount or he'll leave a bad review on trip adviser. I don't envy your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pap Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Reminds me of that documentary called, Attack of the Trip Advisors. Would love to watch it again but cant find it anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: You should have pissed in her cornflakes. Then again maybe not. But never rule it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Always an option. Manners cost nothing and the sense of entitlement of some people really is annoying. I would put it in the small print on the breakfast menus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I'm sorry, but I'm getting a vision of the old crabbit wifey who complained about not being able to see the sea view at Torquay during her stay at Fawlty Towers. It was too far away and she was short sighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: You should have pissed in her cornflakes. Then again maybe not. 💡💡💡they’re still here and I’m on breakfast tomorrow 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 We’ve an event on at my work just now where you get a pie and a pint as part of the ticket price and a woman today in the queue for pies loudly announced “it’s a shame the pies aren’t as nice as they used to be”. This was before she’d got her pie and tasted it. Or indeed knowing that the pies are from the same supplier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Tazio said: We’ve an event on at my work just now where you get a pie and a pint as part of the ticket price and a woman today in the queue for pies loudly announced “it’s a shame the pies aren’t as nice as they used to be”. This was before she’d got her pie and tasted it. Or indeed knowing that the pies are from the same supplier. Unless she is the supplier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Victorian said: Unless she is the supplier. Only if there was some seriously good gender reassignment going on. Edited September 24, 2021 by Tazio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Tazio said: Only if there was some seriously good gender reassignment going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 You caused it. Although 'you' means the whole tourist industry with your 'route 66' or highland challenge etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Nocturnal haggis spotting trips is the answer. £25 a ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 54 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: An English couple just checked in to our guesthouse (Inverness), as polite as ever I said: me….“so, are you having a bit of a holiday then?” her….”yes….we couldn’t go anywhere special this year so decided to tour the highlands” 🤬🤬🤬🤬 are people just f**n deliberately rude. Not the first time from our engerland folks…..last week another couple complained: Didn’t see any wildlife…. No view due to the mist at the top of the Applecross peninsula…. Couldn't do a Jacobite cruise due to Loch Ness being (ever so slightly) choppy not many food choices for celiac sufferers (at breakfast she couldn’t make her own “free from” toast in the toaster in case of cross contaminated crumbs) There has been reams of them this year. I believe it’s the same mob that when abroad are looking for “full English” breakfasts as they don’t eat foreign muck………….thankfully I’m making loads of WONGA though 😂 On the last point cross contamination for coeliac sufferers can be pretty serious. A single crumb can cause quite a flare up depending on the sensitivity of the individual. Separate toasters and butter etc are recommended within the sufferer's home to minimise the risk. She sounds like an arse though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Lord BJ said: I don’t think the comments rude in the slightest. Is saying the highlands isn’t somewhere special, offensive or even controversial? I’m sure, your guest house is lovely and the highlands are beautiful but no idea why your getting offended. They just don’t see the higlands as special, fair enough.🤷🏻♂️ I would normally agree with this however seeing as how they're English then they probably were being offensive just by crossing the border. 😊 Edited September 24, 2021 by Savage Vince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldbenches Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 They are in Inverness and might've met some of the locals before checking in. Give them a bit of leeway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 I’ll be serving breakfast like this tomorrow……. CA0DB14A-49E8-4EEF-8047-12D0FB860D03.webp 9190B7A2-9715-4315-BA62-18D86E6C4F13.webp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: I’ll be serving breakfast like this tomorrow……. CA0DB14A-49E8-4EEF-8047-12D0FB860D03.webp 92.36 kB · 0 downloads 9190B7A2-9715-4315-BA62-18D86E6C4F13.webp 31.36 kB · 0 downloads Dam…..didn’t work……Mel Gibson braveheart ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 55 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: 💡💡💡they’re still here and I’m on breakfast tomorrow 😏 they should probably skip the apple juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Had it today from a couple of arseholes tourists in the pub (edinburgh) Only up here cause they couldn’t get abroad. Moaning like **** about how expensive Edinburgh was. Like they didn’t research that aspect before they left. Explained the town centre is expensive but the same could be said about any capital city centre across the world. Arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Savage Vince said: I would normally agree with this however seeing as how they're English then they probably were being offensive just by crossing the border. 😊 Nice bit of racism. Wee Elsie Sturgeon would not like you saying things like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: Nice bit of racism. Wee Elsie Sturgeon would not like you saying things like that! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, milky_26 said: they should probably skip the apple juice And the coco pops 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auldbenches Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 21 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said: Nice bit of racism. Wee Elsie Sturgeon would not like you saying things like that! Just one of those things. Can't believe a political leader would come our with that about racist language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 42 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Had it today from a couple of arseholes tourists in the pub (edinburgh) Only up here cause they couldn’t get abroad. Moaning like **** about how expensive Edinburgh was. Like they didn’t research that aspect before they left. Explained the town centre is expensive but the same could be said about any capital city centre across the world. Arseholes. I work in a city centre hotel bar. Personally, for a hotel bar in the centre of a European capital, it's absolutely reasonably priced. When I explained that to a couple of Weegies, one of them got pissed off at being reminded we were the capital. I also had a fat Yank earlier hand me a poly bag with, I kid you not, his shit stained undies in it, with a "Can you dispose of this for me?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Lord BJ said: I don’t think the comments rude in the slightest. Is saying the highlands isn’t somewhere special, offensive or even controversial? I’m sure, your guest house is lovely and the highlands are beautiful but no idea why your getting offended. They just don’t see the higlands as special, fair enough.🤷🏻♂️ This. A UK resident not considering going on holiday elsewhere in the UK as 'special' is pretty normal, I would think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Savage Vince said: I would normally agree with this however seeing as how they're English then they probably were being offensive just by crossing the border. 😊 Bloody hell, they really do walk among us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Norm said: I also had a fat Yank earlier hand me a poly bag with, I kid you not, his shit stained undies in it, with a "Can you dispose of this for me?". 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 Forgot to mention……it was the mrs who checked them in…………just as well or some of this might have been dished out: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, Norm said: I work in a city centre hotel bar. Personally, for a hotel bar in the centre of a European capital, it's absolutely reasonably priced. When I explained that to a couple of Weegies, one of them got pissed off at being reminded we were the capital. I also had a fat Yank earlier hand me a poly bag with, I kid you not, his shit stained undies in it, with a "Can you dispose of this for me?". So many possible follow-up questions to this one that I’m really at a loss where to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 7 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: Forgot to mention……it was the mrs who checked them in…………just as well or some of this might have been dished out: Actually forget that scene…..probably more like this 😂😂: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 The guest has sussed your pee in their Cereal plan. You will just have to self gratify onto their bacon roll instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Just for the record. London is the capital. Edinburgh voted not to be a capital. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 54 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Bloody hell, they really do walk among us. Wheesht you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 21 minutes ago, Savage Vince said: Wheesht you. I'm surprised you've got internet in your cave 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I'm surprised you've got internet in your cave 🤣 FWIW, I seem to have been on it longer than you. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 They are giving you money and are miserable ****s. Enjoy their misery and money. I love it up north. Glen Coe on a rainy day is superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Savage Vince said: FWIW, I seem to have been on it longer than you. 😉 I can still hear my modem trying to get me logged onto Compuserve in 1995. I live with the memory of the desktop taking ten minutes to load a picture of Jo Guest. I'd be very disappointed if I was still an ignoramus after 25+ years of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I like up north but as it's on our door step it doesn't feel special or like you are doing anything out the ordinary. Done the NC 500 twice and although great fun and amazing views, when it's not raining, I wouldn't call it a "special holiday". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 14 hours ago, highlandjambo3 said: An English couple just checked in to our guesthouse (Inverness), as polite as ever I said: me….“so, are you having a bit of a holiday then?” her….”yes….we couldn’t go anywhere special this year so decided to tour the highlands” 🤬🤬🤬🤬 are people just f**n deliberately rude. Not the first time from our engerland folks…..last week another couple complained: Didn’t see any wildlife…. No view due to the mist at the top of the Applecross peninsula…. Couldn't do a Jacobite cruise due to Loch Ness being (ever so slightly) choppy not many food choices for celiac sufferers (at breakfast she couldn’t make her own “free from” toast in the toaster in case of cross contaminated crumbs) There has been reams of them this year. I believe it’s the same mob that when abroad are looking for “full English” breakfasts as they don’t eat foreign muck………….thankfully I’m making loads of WONGA though 😂 Get over yourself ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Herbert said: They are giving you money and are miserable ****s. Enjoy their misery and money. I love it up north. Glen Coe on a rainy day is superb. Wonder what its like on a sunny day, only been about 35 times so not seen it yet 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 18 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: Get over yourself ffs. Get over myself!!!! Its a wee bit difficult to express how rude that statement came out………..I’m not suggesting there is anything special about where I live, probably because I live here but many people would call it special. One thing I have learned in my travels round the globe…..if your in a shit hole, don’t tell the locals………….or of course if your a “runaway gub” sort of person then fill your boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: Get over myself!!!! Its a wee bit difficult to express how rude that statement came out………..I’m not suggesting there is anything special about where I live, probably because I live here but many people would call it special. One thing I have learned in my travels round the globe…..if your in a shit hole, don’t tell the locals………….or of course if your a “runaway gub” sort of person then fill your boots. Loved Inverness, great place. I lived and worked there for 2 years (2006/08), I would move back in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: Get over myself!!!! Its a wee bit difficult to express how rude that statement came out………..I’m not suggesting there is anything special about where I live, probably because I live here but many people would call it special. One thing I have learned in my travels round the globe…..if your in a shit hole, don’t tell the locals………….or of course if your a “runaway gub” sort of person then fill your boots. Yes. Edited September 25, 2021 by Seymour M Hersh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Vince Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 3 hours ago, IronJambo said: I can still hear my modem trying to get me logged onto Compuserve in 1995. I live with the memory of the desktop taking ten minutes to load a picture of Jo Guest. I'd be very disappointed if I was still an ignoramus after 25+ years of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 47 minutes ago, Seymour M Hersh said: Yes. Thanks…..I can work with than feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just now, highlandjambo3 said: Thanks…..I can work with than feedback. Better. I worked in hospitality for many years when younger and whether he thought he was being humorous or is just plain rude is part and parcel of the gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 Anyway….they’ve now left to do the NC500……….I feel the NC500 will fail their expectations 😂 No knock on the door, “thanks for the hospitality etc…(or lack of it)”, no comments in the guest book, the keys were left in the room, room left like the Dingles front room, two bottles of drinking water provided by us, both open with a sip taken from each then left 🤬. We provide instant coffee and fresh ground coffee in the rooms, fresh ground coffee pot spilled over the hospitality tray and wet coffee stains over the wall and kettle. Breakfast table was left like a chimps tea party, 4 slices of toast (self made) left uneaten, jam/orange juice/coffee spilled on the table cloth 🤬🤬. Tbh, it’s not really a new experience for me, just about 1 in 50 couples or so are like this so, I just roll with it…..just though I’d post to give you a flavour of how different people go about their business…….we’ve all probable met similar people. Id never conduct myself in this manner, if I wasn’t hospitable I’d fail in the hospitality industry. Anyway, I’m now firmly over myself, thanks for the dosh and later today……NEXT. PS, FTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 Grrrrrrr they’ve also left with the room & front door key 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬blood pressure tablet required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, highlandjambo3 said: Grrrrrrr they’ve also left with the room & front door key 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬blood pressure tablet required How else are they going to get in to finish their toast and water, sheesh🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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