jack D and coke Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 The old scotch region eh🏴🥰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 It's a fecking Loch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 TOP SHAGGERZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 7 hours ago, jack D and coke said: The old scotch region eh🏴🥰 You could be onto something. They don't have a backbone either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 57 minutes ago, ri Alban said: It's a fecking Loch. It could have been the Lake of Menteith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 No doubt it'll soon be claimed it happened in the pond in Lochend Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFK-1 Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Oddly reminds me of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Just like we invented modern football and then everyone else got better at it than us 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Lemongrab said: No doubt it'll soon be claimed it happened in the pond in Lochend Park. There is plenty of pondlife down there, right enough. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Probably had its toxic bloom goggles on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert Pupkin Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 1 hour ago, JFK-1 said: Oddly reminds me of this. Still cracks me up... He has a wife you know...😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Tazio said: Just like we invented modern football and then everyone else got better at it than us 😀 Speak for yourself😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 One of lifes greatest pleasures and weapons was a gift bestowed on us at birth. To wit, Flatulence or a good fart. The relief by the release can be satisfying, in a room of annoying people a good beer stoked one can clear the room.Some brave humans have for no particular reason other than an indelicate party trick endeavoured to ignite one, to the joy of others. Man has invented numerous gases, poisonous, fear causing and the fuel to operate in USA and Canada, Gas, at the pumps for a car, these mankind inventions can not be acquainted with the natural human which are natural and uninvented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 54 minutes ago, Sharpie said: One of lifes greatest pleasures and weapons was a gift bestowed on us at birth. To wit, Flatulence or a good fart. The relief by the release can be satisfying, in a room of annoying people a good beer stoked one can clear the room.Some brave humans have for no particular reason other than an indelicate party trick endeavoured to ignite one, to the joy of others. Man has invented numerous gases, poisonous, fear causing and the fuel to operate in USA and Canada, Gas, at the pumps for a car, these mankind inventions can not be acquainted with the natural human which are natural and uninvented. All that methane? I bet thon Greta Thunberg doesn't fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 What didn't we invent? The television and the telephone for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 The party pooper is here😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 35 minutes ago, IronJambo said: What didn't we invent? The television and the telephone for starters. To be fair we did invent the television based on existing technology. Or rather one of the versions, just a pretty shit one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 40 minutes ago, Tazio said: To be fair we did invent the television based on existing technology. Or rather one of the versions, just a pretty shit one. Hmmm I think you need to be first past the post to invent it and I'm pretty sure he wasn't. We didn't invent the bagpipes or haggis either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 1 minute ago, IronJambo said: Hmmm I think you need to be first past the post to invent it and I'm pretty sure he wasn't. We didn't invent the bagpipes or haggis either. Yir time of the month pal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Yir time of the month pal? Just checked and my boaby is no bleeding 😂 It might no be romantic but we can't help it if most of what we claim as our own is just nonsense. The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn. A mythical creature is our national animal. Quite fitting to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Just checked and my boaby is no bleeding 😂 It might no be romantic but we can't help it if most of what we claim as our own is just nonsense. The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn. A mythical creature is our national animal. Quite fitting to be honest. Christ I’m glad to hear it Scotland being mythical is everything we should capitalise on. But take pride we invented the shaggin☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, jack D and coke said: Christ I’m glad to hear it Scotland being mythical is everything we should capitalise on. But take pride we invented the shaggin☺️ That's infinitely more important than waterproof raincoats and inflatable tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted September 20, 2021 Author Share Posted September 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Maple Leaf said: That's infinitely more important than waterproof raincoats and inflatable tyres. It should be on the thing at the border! The welcome to Scotland! We invented the shaggin😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 3 hours ago, jack D and coke said: Christ I’m glad to hear it Scotland being mythical is everything we should capitalise on. But take pride we invented the shaggin☺️ Just going to ask the wife for a celebration shoogle, bet this will go down well (unlike her) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 4 hours ago, jack D and coke said: It should be on the thing at the border! The welcome to Scotland! We invented the shaggin😃 Well we did invent the bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) Penicillin and Insulin. Tarmac, The US Navy, the Bank of England, TV and Phone(Disputed), Tyres, Golf as we know it, Football, Alkies, Junkies, The English(A bit like Australia) NI, and all this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries Edited September 20, 2021 by ri Alban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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