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Hmmm, I think it could be much easier.

To the tune of La Donna è Mobile.

 

Lyrics:

 

Beni Baningime

(repeat ad infinitum)

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To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" seems obvious as Baningime fits the "Wimoweh" chant at the start of it.

 

Baningime, baningime, baningime, baningime

 

At Tynecastle, mighty Tynecastle

Beni beats your shite

 

Would be good hearing 20,000 trying to sing "weeeeeeeee eeeeh-oh wum baway"

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Sub4TiddlerMurray said:

simply replace “Mahna Mahna” with Baningime 😁 

👍


“Baningime, he hates the Hibees.  Baningime, he loves the Hearts”

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15 minutes ago, WageThief said:

To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" seems obvious as Baningime fits the "Wimoweh" chant at the start of it.

 

Baningime, baningime, baningime, baningime

 

At Tynecastle, mighty Tynecastle

Beni beats your shite

 

Would be good hearing 20,000 trying to sing "weeeeeeeee eeeeh-oh wum baway"

 

 

Could work well that. Not ‘beats your shite’ though.

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1 minute ago, GinRummy said:

Could work well that. Not ‘beats your shite’ though.

 

Yeah I know.  Was struggling with that line and just filling in.  I suppose "he strolls from left to right" is better.  Or "he's an absolute delight".

 

Or we could go understated "Beni's quite alright" or romantic "I'd be his tonight". 😀

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1 minute ago, WageThief said:

 

Yeah I know.  Was struggling with that line and just filling in.  I suppose "he strolls from left to right" is better.  Or "he's an absolute delight".

 

Or we could go understated "Beni's quite alright" or romantic "I'd be his tonight". 😀

 

 

😂 let’s go with the last one. He’s an attractive man.❤️

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7 minutes ago, WageThief said:

 

Yeah I know.  Was struggling with that line and just filling in.  I suppose "he strolls from left to right" is better.  Or "he's an absolute delight".

 

Or we could go understated "Beni's quite alright" or romantic "I'd be his tonight". 😀

Or the classic “he can shag the wife”

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2 minutes ago, GinRummy said:

 

 

😂 let’s go with the last one. He’s an attractive man.❤️

 

He is indeed.  We could extend it to other handsome players too.

 

One Craig Gordon,

There's only one Craig Gordon

It's a shame cos we all want him

But there's only one Craig Gordon

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1 minute ago, WageThief said:

 

He is indeed.  We could extend it to other handsome players too.

 

One Craig Gordon,

There's only one Craig Gordon

It's a shame cos we all want him

But there's only one Craig Gordon

😂😂 👍

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4 hours ago, WageThief said:

To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" seems obvious as Baningime fits the "Wimoweh" chant at the start of it.

 

Baningime, baningime, baningime, baningime

 

At Tynecastle, mighty Tynecastle

Beni beats your shite

 

Would be good hearing 20,000 trying to sing "weeeeeeeee eeeeh-oh wum baway"

 

 

He came to Gorgie to make us money it’s Beni Baningime 

 

He strolls around like he owns the ground 

it’s Beni Baningime

 

Baningime Baningime Baningime Baningime 

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17 minutes ago, jamtartan74 said:

He came to Gorgie to make us money it’s Beni Baningime 

 

He strolls around like he owns the ground 

it’s Beni Baningime

 

Baningime Baningime Baningime Baningime 

 

Yes pretty perfect actually!  Maybe drop the drop the "it's" then it's a syllable per note in the melody.

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StevenNaismith

Seen the following on Twitter.

 

🎶 Baningime Baningime Baningime whooohhh He’s from the Congo here’s how his song goes, Beni Baningime He’s from the Congo here’s how his song goes, Beni Baningime Baningime Baningime Baningime 🎶

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5 hours ago, BackOfTheNet said:


Will admit I’m not a singer at games, but this is one I could get behind

Was sung loud in the Mallard was pretty decent actually

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If Beni name doesn’t fit into the Olly Lee song or Kyle Lafferty song it’s not getting sung 😂. Did I hear right the “he hates the ira it’s Andy Halliday” today 😂 sad 

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Me and a you we're all Jambo mad we're watching the Baningime.

 

Playing his game in the middle of the park, the best player you'll ever see.

 

Baningime, Baningime, Baningime.........

 

Too the tune of Vindaloo.

 

 

Thank me later. 

 

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Kalamazoo Jambo

Mrs Kalamazoo’s contribution (to the tune of Mah Nà Mah Nà)….

 

Baningime do dooo do do do

Baningime do dodo do

Baningime do dooo do dodo, do dodo

do dodo do dodododo do do dodo dooooooo

 

 

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Kalamazoo Jambo
On 25/09/2021 at 13:08, Kalamazoo Jambo said:

Mrs Kalamazoo’s contribution (to the tune of Mah Nà Mah Nà)….

 

Baningime do dooo do do do

Baningime do dodo do

Baningime do dooo do dodo, do dodo

do dodo do dodododo do do dodo dooooooo

 

 


Stuck in my head today

 


 

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On 25/09/2021 at 18:08, Kalamazoo Jambo said:

Mrs Kalamazoo’s contribution (to the tune of Mah Nà Mah Nà)….

 

Baningime do dooo do do do

Baningime do dodo do

Baningime do dooo do dodo, do dodo

do dodo do dodododo do do dodo dooooooo

 

 

This is surprisingly similar to the song I wrote, except my version ends "do do he hates hibs" or (when he starts to score) "do do he scores goals".

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Kalamazoo Jambo
6 minutes ago, Alex said:

This is surprisingly similar to the song I wrote, except my version ends "do do he hates hibs" or (when he starts to score) "do do he scores goals".


Great minds etc :toasting:


(note I was not one of the great minds)

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His surname fits perfectly with Denis by Blondie.

 

Baningime, now that you're in maroon

Baningime, I've got a crush on you

Baningime, I'm so in Love with you

 

In fact just sing the whole song with his name in it as its just a great song.

 

 

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Watt-Zeefuik

(Tune of Bingo)

 

He plays for Hearts, he hates the Hibs

And Beni is his name-0

Beni Baningime

Beni Baningime 

Beni Baningime 

And Beni is his name-o

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dunciboyjambo

We’ve got Beni, super Beni

i just don’t think you understand

hes Robbie Neilsons man

hes better than Zidane

weve got Beni Baningime

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Olly Olly Lee song could work :ninja:

 

He came across the border,

To join a better league,

Signed a three year contract,

Once he spoke to Josephine

 

 

 

 

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I put this in the “what a player” thread.

 

To Dusty Springfield’s “Son of a preacher man”

 

The only one who could ever reach me  was

Beni Baningame

The only one who could ever teach me  was

Beni Baningame

 

Simple and repeatable.

 

”was” can easily be replaced with “is”.

 

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Walter Bishop
On 03/10/2021 at 07:26, kila said:

Olly Olly Lee song could work :ninja:

 

He came across the border,

To join a better league,

Signed a three year contract,

Once he spoke to Josephine

 

 

 

 

Defo the Olly Lee song —

 

He came up from the Toffees 

our midfield Dynamo 

him and Cammy Devlin

they run the feckin show 

 

His vision is fantastic 

He plays from box to box 

he is our number six 

and he never feckin stops 

 

Beni Baningime, Beni Baningime

Beni Baningime, Beni Baningime

Beni Baningime 

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16 minutes ago, Walter Bishop said:

Defo the Olly Lee song —

 

He came up from the Toffees 

our midfield Dynamo 

him and Cammy Devlin

they run the feckin show 

 

His vision is fantastic 

He plays from box to box 

he is our number six 

and he never feckin stops 

 

Beni Baningime, Beni Baningime

Beni Baningime, Beni Baningime

Beni Baningime 

I like this one, good effort

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The karma chameleon song fits his name too.

 

Beni beni beni beni beni Baningimeeee! Baningimeeee! Baningggimeeeeeheeeee!

 

His name actually fits so many different tunes lol 😆 

 

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To the tune of Bennie and the Jets:

Oh he's strong and he's wonderful

Oh Beni he's really keen

Got a great right foot, a left one too

He loves playing for the big team

Ohhhh Bennie.... Bennie... Bennie is the best....

 

 

 

 

Ok maybe not....

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Brick Tamland

To the chorus of the Sex Pistols ‘Silly thing’

 

Beni Baningime

You've really gone and done it now

Beni Baningime

You are a Jambo legend now 

 

and just repeat until it fades out 

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On 24/09/2021 at 21:35, StuDu the Jambo said:

If someone can come up with a song to the Boney M. song Rasputin would be class lol


Beni Baningame

Heartbeat of the greatest team

Supplies the balls for Boycie to score….

 

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