Bazzas right boot Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 2 hours ago, A_A wehatethehibs said: Same tier Nah, the hologram was worse. But, aye Bobby wasn't great either. The hologram was nonsense tho. He was at man utd on a 4 year deal, how the ****? Absolute pretend keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmfc1965 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 18 hours ago, sassenach said: My memory might be playing tricks on me, but didn't Bobby once swing on the bar for us at the School End? He's OK by me if he did, have a good retirement Bobby. I'm sure he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_A wehatethehibs Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 39 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: Nah, the hologram was worse. But, aye Bobby wasn't great either. The hologram was nonsense tho. He was at man utd on a 4 year deal, how the ****? Absolute pretend keeper. Tiers: Great Good Average Bad Shite -> Hologram, “Bobby”, Flapjack, Doyle go here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 All our keepers seem sh1te when you compare to niemi, Gordon and kello. Actually thought banks was OK. Did anyone rate Baloge?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, A_A wehatethehibs said: Tiers: Great Good Average Bad Shite -> Hologram, “Bobby”, Flapjack, Doyle go here 😁😁 I'd go Great Good Average Bad Shite Very shite Hologram shite. He deserves his own teir. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newton51 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Dear friends, after long and very varied 17 years I decided to end my professional football career and retire for a well deserved rest. I signed the contract a while ago, but instead of soccer, I signed the contract. Of course I stay with football, but just for fun. I will be a striker - so who wants to help score goals, especially from standards, please report.. 😁 And I also know how to break gates well.. If anyone wants it.. 😁 Big thanks to everyone I've met on my journey. Especially to the family, all fans, teammates, coach and friends. Bobby Zlámal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number-16 Posted September 6, 2021 Author Share Posted September 6, 2021 I now feel bad I announced Bobby's retirement before he could 😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/CTfeJfgD9W4/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/football/former-hearts-keeper-zdenek-zlamal-21499754 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 23 hours ago, been here before said: I liked Bobby Zlamal. Wasnt great but was nowhere near as shite as some on here would have you believe. Absolutely. Single handedly kept us in games at times and certainly denied more clear cut chances than he cost us goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: All our keepers seem sh1te when you compare to niemi, Gordon and kello. Actually thought banks was OK. Did anyone rate Baloge?? I liked Kello but he's not at the standard of Gordon or Niemi, and yeah, Banks was decent - England's number one 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Panzee Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 4 hours ago, A_A wehatethehibs said: Tiers: Great Good Average Bad Shite -> Hologram, “Bobby”, Flapjack, Doyle go here Mate - Bobby was ‘better’ than Pereira - by not much. But enough to have kept us off bottom by demotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 hour ago, number-16 said: I now feel bad I announced Bobby's retirement before he could 😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/CTfeJfgD9W4/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/sport/football/former-hearts-keeper-zdenek-zlamal-21499754 Going by his social media seemed to genuinely really enjoy Scotland Maybe his family is settled here now? Even them I would've thought he'd have comfortably picked up a lower SPL or championship club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 So that’s him, Naismith, Hughes, Maclean, Oshaniwa all retired after leaving us? Anymore I’ve missed in these last few years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Pasquale for King said: So that’s him, Naismith, Hughes, Maclean, Oshaniwa all retired after leaving us? Anymore I’ve missed in these last few years? You've missed hundreds, depends on how few years you want to go back. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, Locky said: Absolutely. Single handedly kept us in games at times and certainly denied more clear cut chances than he cost us goals. He made good saves but also had brain farts. The Hologram just had brain shits, I don't think he saved anything, ever. Although one thing in defence of him was that I thought he was decent at crosses, maybe make a good basket ball player. Edited September 7, 2021 by Smith's right boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Smith's right boot said: He made good saves but also had brain farts. The Hologram just had brain shits, I don't think he saved anything, ever. Although one thing in defence of him was that I thought he was decent at crosses, maybe make a good basket ball player. What, the hologram would be a good basket-ball player? I think not. This would be him:- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: What, the hologram would be a good basket-ball player? I think not. This would be him:- 😁😁😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 Need I say more? https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joel-pereira-huddersfield-loan-norwich-20334773 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: Need I say more? https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joel-pereira-huddersfield-loan-norwich-20334773 That was back in April. There was a thread at the time and oddly enough I seem to recall he wasnt at fault for most of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 14 hours ago, Alan_R said: Going by his social media seemed to genuinely really enjoy Scotland Maybe his family is settled here now? Even them I would've thought he'd have comfortably picked up a lower SPL or championship club Had the feeling a while ago that Mrs Zlamal was very settled in Edinburgh and that was his main reason for staying as 3rd choice rather than making a perm move elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, been here before said: That was back in April. There was a thread at the time and oddly enough I seem to recall he wasnt at fault for most of them. Curiously, arguably true what you say. But ... What on earth was Stendal thinking keeping that numpty between the sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, been here before said: That was back in April. There was a thread at the time and oddly enough I seem to recall he wasnt at fault for most of them. You appear to recall wrong 1st - close range but still clean through him 2nd - one on one, leaves massive gap at his near post 3rd - shot from distance, most keepers his size would have got at least a hand to it 4th - shot from just inside the box, doesn't move 5th - poor clearance in the build up, nothing he could do about the actual goal 6th - penalty, seems to go through his hand 7th - ball to the back post, scambles across, guesses and goes low, shot was high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Wee Mikey said: Curiously, arguably true what you say. But ... What on earth was Stendal thinking keeping that numpty between the sticks? He was good with his feet (but super shite with his hands) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 (edited) There’s no chance Bobby was as bad as Pereira. Anyway happy retirement Bobby & all the best Edited September 7, 2021 by Holyrood_Hearts Mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Holyrood_Hearts said: There’s no chance Bobby was or worse than Pereira. Anyway happy retirement Bobby & all the best Well said. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-hearts-keeper-zdenek-zlamal-27289083 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jambo 4 Ever said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-hearts-keeper-zdenek-zlamal-27289083 Centre Mid for Hibs next season. NAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 4 year deal plz Hearts. He'll still be better than Damour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Had the odd blunder but on the whole a good stopper - just that we've had some great one in the last 25 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectormasson Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 On 06/09/2021 at 18:09, Smoked-Glass said: All our keepers seem sh1te when you compare to niemi, Gordon and kello. Actually thought banks was OK. Did anyone rate Baloge?? Banksy won 3 Cup winners medals in Scotland,at 3 separate clubs...probably a one and only,for a goalie, think presley might have 3 as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungalow Bill Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Hectormasson said: Banksy won 3 Cup winners medals in Scotland,at 3 separate clubs...probably a one and only,for a goalie, think presley might have 3 as well.... Amazing really. A pub quiz question right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungalow Bill Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 On 07/09/2021 at 14:16, Holyrood_Hearts said: There’s no chance Bobby was as bad as Pereira. Anyway happy retirement Bobby & all the best We will never see worse than Pereira. I’d go as far as to see he’s the worst keeper I’ve ever seen at any level of football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudiscoresagain Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 All as unused sub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 32 minutes ago, Apache Mal said: We will never see worse than Pereira. I’d go as far as to see he’s the worst keeper I’ve ever seen at any level of football. This. I'd rather put a scarecrow in than that knut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boag1874 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 46 minutes ago, Apache Mal said: We will never see worse than Pereira. I’d go as far as to see he’s the worst keeper I’ve ever seen at any level of football. Agreed, literally every effort on target no matter how tame was almost a certain goal. We've had some shite players over the years, but none quite as shite as Poppadom Hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 59 minutes ago, boag1874 said: Agreed, literally every effort on target no matter how tame was almost a certain goal. We've had some shite players over the years, but none quite as shite as Poppadom Hands What on earth was the training like?? Kick..goal ...kick goal ...100 times in a row. Did no one noticed the guy was a sack of dugkite ?? We could have got some guy from championship who was currently a sub and it would have been better than poppadom hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: What on earth was the training like?? Kick..goal ...kick goal ...100 times in a row. Did no one noticed the guy was a sack of dugkite ?? We could have got some guy from championship who was currently a sub and it would have been better than poppadom hands. Probably had a youth goalie who was looking at games thinking.....surely I'm worth giving a chance here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boag1874 Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: What on earth was the training like?? Kick..goal ...kick goal ...100 times in a row. Did no one noticed the guy was a sack of dugkite ?? We could have got some guy from championship who was currently a sub and it would have been better than poppadom hands. There must have been a clause that he plays when fit, it’s the only explanation for it. Personally if that is the case I’d have had Berra 2 footer him at knee height in training Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 30 minutes ago, boag1874 said: There must have been a clause that he plays when fit, it’s the only explanation for it. Personally if that is the case I’d have had Berra 2 footer him at knee height in training Haha. But there would have been a queue. Berra aint the fastest 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungalow Bill Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Smoked-Glass said: What on earth was the training like?? Kick..goal ...kick goal ...100 times in a row. Did no one noticed the guy was a sack of dugkite ?? We could have got some guy from championship who was currently a sub and it would have been better than poppadom hands. I’ve never seen you play but I’m willing to bet you’d have been better than popadom hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Spellczech said: Had the odd blunder but on the whole a good stopper - just that we've had some great one in the last 25 years Agree, thought he got treated unfairly by some fans. I think the game against Livingston which he fell apart after two bad blunders did not help his reputation but on the whole he was fine. Also liked he was a bit mental as well. Loved his warmup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 1 hour ago, boag1874 said: There must have been a clause that he plays when fit, it’s the only explanation for it. Personally if that is the case I’d have had Berra 2 footer him at knee height in training There wasn't, it's been confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Apache Mal said: I’ve never seen you play but I’m willing to bet you’d have been better than popadom hands. Could be right m8. I'm shite but I'd punch the ball or put a foot out or something....not let it go through both my hands like the ball is made of butter. Edited June 21, 2022 by Smoked-Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Smithee said: There wasn't, it's been confirmed. I refuse to believe that. I can not fathom any other reason why he would be picked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 22 minutes ago, Norm said: I refuse to believe that. I can not fathom any other reason why he would be picked. Maybe we all were hypnotised at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byyy The Light Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Bobby made an unreal save against Motherwell I think it was just before covid hit. I often wonder if I imagined it as nobody ever spoke about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 Honestly, I thought Bobby was alright. Heart attack material, but not that bad. The Livi game wrecked him but I don't think he was anywhere near the worst. Nelson, Enkelman, Perreira, obviously, Moilanen. All worse. I'd put him in the same category as Balogh to be honest. Not brilliant, but nowhere near our worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 55 minutes ago, Norm said: I refuse to believe that. I can not fathom any other reason why he would be picked. Stendel was just that obstinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt-Zeefuik Posted June 21, 2022 Share Posted June 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, Byyy The Light said: Bobby made an unreal save against Motherwell I think it was just before covid hit. I often wonder if I imagined it as nobody ever spoke about it One morning I heard one of the funniest Molly Ivins columns I'd ever heard read on the radio. No one ever spoke about it because that morning was 11 Sept, 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 That save against Inverness in the cup semi final. 😱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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