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Jamstomorrow

I wonder if Ron got the jail and if Phil Spector was still alive and his cell-mate, if Ron asked Phil if he liked his big porn star wanger, would Phil reply,  "Ah do Ron Ron Ron,"  "Ah do Ron Ron."

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Nucky Thompson

Ron was a fat ugly bassa. Could never understand how he made it as a porn star.

It wasn't his knob,  as I'm more gifted than him

 

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Jamstomorrow
4 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

Ron was a fat ugly bassa. Could never understand how he made it as a porn star.

It wasn't his knob,  as I'm more gifted than him

 

I would like to say the same!   I would really like to . . . .   however!!!

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JudyJudyJudy
5 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

Ron was a fat ugly bassa. Could never understand how he made it as a porn star.

It wasn't his knob,  as I'm more gifted than him

 

Lol neither could I understand how he became a “star “

ugly as sin 😂

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Jamstomorrow
22 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Lol neither could I understand how he became a “star “

ugly as sin 😂

 

22 minutes ago, JamesM48 said:

Lol neither could I understand how he became a “star “

ugly as sin 😂

Maybe he had a nice personality!

 

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Savage Vince
29 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

Ron was a fat ugly bassa. Could never understand how he made it as a porn star.

It wasn't his knob,  as I'm more gifted than him

 

 

Maybe it was his hair. He had excellent hair. 

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JudyJudyJudy
5 minutes ago, Jamstomorrow said:

 

Maybe he had a nice personality!

 

Doubt viewers care if a “ star” like him has a nice personality 😂 it’s not really a requirement for those type of roles 

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Nucky Thompson
43 minutes ago, Savage Vince said:

 

Maybe it was his hair. He had excellent hair. 

I'm guessing performance. Ron could perform long before the days of Viagra 

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Governor Tarkin
11 hours ago, Nucky Thompson said:

I'm guessing performance. Ron could perform long before the days of Viagra 

 

He could also give an accurate countdown from 10 to the money shot, every time.

 

12 hours ago, Nucky Thompson said:

Ron was a fat ugly bassa. Could never understand how he made it as a porn star.

It wasn't his knob,  as I'm more gifted than him

 

 

:rofl:

 

I mind our illustrious leader at Caley Road describing your boaby as a 'two, two, two litre juice bottle' after catching you pishing behind the wallhead chimney.

Kipper asked him if that made it six litres.

 

 

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Nucky Thompson
1 hour ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

He could also give an accurate countdown from 10 to the money shot, every time.

 

 

:rofl:

 

I mind our illustrious leader at Caley Road describing your boaby as a 'two, two, two litre juice bottle' after catching you pishing behind the wallhead chimney.

Kipper asked him if that made it six litres.

 

 

:scenes:

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