hmfc_liam06 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The usual drunken banter.....coming up with the classic funny names, Ben Dover, Ivana Humpalot, Master Bates etc etc anybody got any more..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The usual drunken banter.....coming up with the classic funny names, Ben Dover, Ivana Humpalot, Master Bates etc etc anybody got any more..... Norma Snockers I have a mate whose kids are at the same school as Ben Dover's (the film artiste). He turns up at sports days in his Ferrari Enzo with his 'film artiste' wife who, it is alleged, gives BJs behind the bike shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Mike Hunt Juan Kerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Richard Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I have a book at home for the kids and it's by Sue Stitt and Jenny Taylor. I swear to God. And it's a 'lift the flap' book. Jack Doff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Norma Snockers I have a mate whose kids are at the same school as Ben Dover's (the film artiste). He turns up at sports days in his Ferrari Enzo with his 'film artiste' wife who, it is alleged, gives BJs behind the bike shed. To anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Gloria Stits. Mabbozah Ritchie. R. Sole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Robin Sparrow - I interviewed him for a job - chirpy wee fellow. Lorraine Shade - born under an umbrella. Dick Hunt - another job candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Kidd Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Oliver Clothesoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deesidejambo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Phil McKraken Dick Scratcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Robin Sparrow - I interviewed him for a job - chirpy wee fellow. Lorraine Shade - born under an umbrella. Dick Hunt - another job candidate. Aha! My old adversary. I knew it couldn't be long before you came along with your fiendish puns. Have at ye with: Mike Roche Anita Mandalay Buster Hyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 An ex of mine worked at Teachers Pensions and a bloke on her list was called Russel Sprout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Dan Gleebitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo walesy Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I've actually got a mate who's second name is bate, so when he gets letters it says Master Bate. Still cracks me up even thogh he's been getting it for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Hugh Jorgan & Drew Peacock - those two never got on together. Mary Hinge and Harry Beaver are made for each other. Lastly for the time being, there is Tess Stekel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Jenny Taylor is my default revenge name for putting in clients brochures (ie for fictious quotes etc etc) when they pee me off (I'm a graphic designer) No ones ever got it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Jenny Taylor is my default revenge name for putting in clients brochures (ie for fictious quotes etc etc) when they pee me off (I'm a graphic designer) No ones ever got it yet I used that, and a few others that appear innocuous, when writing training materials to be used by colleagues delivering courses. I had Jenny Taylor as a police inspector - can't remember how I shoe-horned that into financial management material... I once got a call from a colleague in Dublin who'd had to break his class 'cos he realised that he'd just read out, with great confidence, the name Juan Kerr a moment before realising what it was. Luckily for me, he was phoning to congratulate me for giving him the heartiest laugh he'd had in a long time - he'd needed the break to recover his composure. It certainly made sure that he prepared his courses properly after that. I also worked it that almost all numerical examles had an answer of 69. Believe me, when the workings involve logarithms, that's no mean feat! I P Daly Wanda Foch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griclesfield Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 haha Jenny Taylor is a classic ... on the 3 min previews there was a lass called Jenny Tills ( not that i condone such perverse activity ) haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamdub Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 When I worked in the Weege we had an English graduate join the company his name was Richard Tugwell and within 10 minutes he was christened 'Dick Puller'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Ivor Biggun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Worked with a guy called Sandy Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotskosparta Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 My dentist is Mrs. K un tova, poor husband!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosscoC Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Chinese lady with no legs - Dragon Lips French man with Itchy Scrotum - Claude Baws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinzo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 This poor girl !!! End of row 5 http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CostaJambo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I wonder if the actress Samantha Janus has a brother named Hugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boy_in_maroon Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 This poor girl !!! End of row 5 http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 w.t.f. were you looking for to come up with this???? :dribble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 This poor girl !!! End of row 5 http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 There's a "Mike Roach" there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1998 2nd from the right, 2nd bottom row Misty Stump!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 There used to be a councillor in Midlothian by the name of Dick Small..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 This poor girl !!! End of row 5 http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 Brilliant! Bill Lear - the designer of the eponymous jet - named his daughter Shanda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts of Vladland Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 This poor girl !!! End of row 5 http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 There's also Anthony ***** http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1988 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab87 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I know an Italian bloke who's a public speaker, Mike Rafone. Friends with an artist too, Drew Cox. Once met a Russian wrestler on holiday, Adam Inahedlok. Knew this woman who loved a flutter on the horses, Bet Cash. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I worked in a call centre for Sky many many years ago and had a customer by the name of... Mr Frontal-Gay. His account was full of calls from him complaining that staff were calling him and taking the p!ss out of him all the time. Who could blame them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I know a girl, (and this is genuinely not a wind up) called.... Shona Moonie :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doctor jambo Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 The old Serbian dictator- Slobberdown Makokyabitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdust Caesar Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 A German flasher - Helmut Schoen A name that always gets me snickering like a naughty schoolboy is the Tom and Jerry director - Fred Quimby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helzibob Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 This isn't made up. A guy who works for the same company as me is called Dick Badcock. You would call yourself Richard would you not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c9crew Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 at my old work there was a power of attorney who's name was ****** Hole. Used to have a copy of the power of attorney certificate as none of my mates believed me. I'll try and find it and post it up. Brilliant !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Eric Shawn Dusty Rhodes this is a real name, a wrestler from America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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