rudiatemyhamster Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Never an easy answer. Essentially you’ve been set a test. Panic stations 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Be yourself. Test how she reacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 very different when Rudiatemyhamster's wife says it though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 31 minutes ago, rudiatemyhamster said: Never an easy answer. Essentially you’ve been set a test. Panic stations 🙃 The choice you'd make is wrong so before you decide, choose the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Are you choosing a card.....if so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Deeds Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 It's your choice but expect the next day to be hell if you don't pick wisely. Even though you've not been to the pub with the boys in over a yesr that'll still be the wrong choice. As your hangover picks up speed expect some early morning hoovering followed by a reminder that you never help around the house. That means you'll have to clean the bathroom but expect criticism and sarcasm regardless of how sparkling the room is. A trip to the shops will follow. Somewhere dreadful like Fort Kinnaird. You offer to drive only to be told that your still in no condition to. Forget about watching the football when you get back as a Sunday soap omnibus is happening at offensive volume. You're offer to make dinner will be scorned and your suggestion of a takeaway will be treated with distain. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo-Jimbo Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 41 minutes ago, Smithee said: Be yourself. Test how she reacts. Indeed..............that's what spare rooms are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, Dirty Deeds said: It's your choice but expect the next day to be hell if you don't pick wisely. Even though you've not been to the pub with the boys in over a yesr that'll still be the wrong choice. As your hangover picks up speed expect some early morning hoovering followed by a reminder that you never help around the house. That means you'll have to clean the bathroom but expect criticism and sarcasm regardless of how sparkling the room is. A trip to the shops will follow. Somewhere dreadful like Fort Kinnaird. You offer to drive only to be told that your still in no condition to. Forget about watching the football when you get back as a Sunday soap omnibus is happening at offensive volume. You're offer to make dinner will be scorned and your suggestion of a takeaway will be treated with distain. Good luck. I cant remember typing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 She's setting a trap. There is no such thing as "your choice" in a marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Is this sexy talk? Hibs end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shed Floodlight Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 9 hours ago, Dirty Deeds said: It's your choice but expect the next day to be hell if you don't pick wisely. Even though you've not been to the pub with the boys in over a yesr that'll still be the wrong choice. As your hangover picks up speed expect some early morning hoovering followed by a reminder that you never help around the house. That means you'll have to clean the bathroom but expect criticism and sarcasm regardless of how sparkling the room is. A trip to the shops will follow. Somewhere dreadful like Fort Kinnaird. You offer to drive only to be told that your still in no condition to. Forget about watching the football when you get back as a Sunday soap omnibus is happening at offensive volume. You're offer to make dinner will be scorned and your suggestion of a takeaway will be treated with distain. Good luck. Lol you must be experienced in some serious shit if this has happened to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedy Jambo Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) Depends on the situation and what type of wife you've got haha. It also depends if you're happy to be under the thumb for a "easy life" If you're normally just a yes man, go out on a limb this time and choose your choice. If you normally "get her telt" let her choose. Edited May 20, 2021 by Greedy Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 20 hours ago, Maple Leaf said: She's setting a trap. There is no such thing as "your choice" in a marriage. Certainly a new one to me😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 In the "Wife - English" dictionary, "It's your choice" translates as, "Let's see whether you can guess what I've chosen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 Dunno, she has never said that 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 When my wife says it, she accepts what I pick. At the time. It then gets mentioned if: a) it doesn’t work out. b) she didn’t like it. c) she’s in a bad mood. d) we’ve argued about something completely unrelated to the subject matter. In summary: Always choose the opposite of what you actually want to do. It occasionally works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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