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When your wife says to you - it’s your choice?


rudiatemyhamster

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31 minutes ago, rudiatemyhamster said:

Never an easy answer.

 

Essentially you’ve been set a test.

 

Panic stations 🙃

 

The choice you'd make is wrong so before you decide, choose the alternative.

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Dirty Deeds

It's your choice but expect the next day to be hell if you don't pick wisely. 

 

Even though you've not been to the pub with the boys in over a yesr that'll still be the wrong choice.

 

As your hangover picks up speed expect some early morning hoovering followed by a reminder that you never help around the house.

 

That means you'll have to clean the bathroom but expect criticism and sarcasm regardless of how sparkling the room is. 

 

A trip to the shops will follow. Somewhere dreadful like Fort Kinnaird.  You offer to drive only to be told that your still in no condition to.

 

Forget about watching the football when you get back as a Sunday soap omnibus is happening at offensive volume.

 

You're offer to make dinner will be scorned and your suggestion of a takeaway will be treated with distain. 

 

Good luck.

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Jambo-Jimbo
41 minutes ago, Smithee said:

Be yourself. Test how she reacts.

 

Indeed..............that's what spare rooms are for. :laugh:

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Tommy Brown
34 minutes ago, Dirty Deeds said:

It's your choice but expect the next day to be hell if you don't pick wisely. 

 

Even though you've not been to the pub with the boys in over a yesr that'll still be the wrong choice.

 

As your hangover picks up speed expect some early morning hoovering followed by a reminder that you never help around the house.

 

That means you'll have to clean the bathroom but expect criticism and sarcasm regardless of how sparkling the room is. 

 

A trip to the shops will follow. Somewhere dreadful like Fort Kinnaird.  You offer to drive only to be told that your still in no condition to.

 

Forget about watching the football when you get back as a Sunday soap omnibus is happening at offensive volume.

 

You're offer to make dinner will be scorned and your suggestion of a takeaway will be treated with distain. 

 

Good luck.

I cant remember typing this

:lol:

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Maple Leaf

She's setting a trap.  There is no such thing as "your choice" in a marriage.

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The Shed Floodlight
9 hours ago, Dirty Deeds said:

It's your choice but expect the next day to be hell if you don't pick wisely. 

 

Even though you've not been to the pub with the boys in over a yesr that'll still be the wrong choice.

 

As your hangover picks up speed expect some early morning hoovering followed by a reminder that you never help around the house.

 

That means you'll have to clean the bathroom but expect criticism and sarcasm regardless of how sparkling the room is. 

 

A trip to the shops will follow. Somewhere dreadful like Fort Kinnaird.  You offer to drive only to be told that your still in no condition to.

 

Forget about watching the football when you get back as a Sunday soap omnibus is happening at offensive volume.

 

You're offer to make dinner will be scorned and your suggestion of a takeaway will be treated with distain. 

 

Good luck.

Lol you must be experienced in some serious shit if this has happened to you

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Greedy Jambo

Depends on the situation and what type of wife you've got haha. 

It also depends if you're happy to be under the thumb for a "easy life"

If you're normally just a yes man, go out on a limb this time and choose your choice. 

If you normally "get her telt" let her choose. 

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Harry Potter
20 hours ago, Maple Leaf said:

She's setting a trap.  There is no such thing as "your choice" in a marriage.

Certainly a new one to me😏

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I P Knightley

In the "Wife - English" dictionary, "It's your choice" translates as, "Let's see whether you can guess what I've chosen."

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When my wife says it, she accepts what I pick.

 

At the time.

 

It then gets mentioned if:

 

a) it doesn’t work out.

b) she didn’t like it.

c) she’s in a bad mood.

d) we’ve argued about something completely unrelated to the subject matter.

 

In summary:

 

Always choose the opposite of what you actually want to do.

 

It occasionally works.

 

 

 

 

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