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What's people's thoughts of the new craze of putting Christmas style decorations up for Easter?

 

 

Me? Feck it, if it cheers people up, go for it. 

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3 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Not religious, but I’ve given up booze and meat for lent. The only decorations in my house on Easter Sunday will be the vomit all over my carpets and walls after I’ve destroyed half a dead animal, a crate of beer and my own body weight in wine.

get in the spirit and add some chocolate to it as well

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15 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Good shout. Will just blend up a Tennents, Zinfandel, Beef and Galaxy smoothie for breakfast, drain it, and see how the day unfolds. 

you'll need to panic buy bog roll 

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Maybe one for the 'things you always wondered thread' but why do they change the dates every year? I suppose it needs to be a Sunday, but why not make it the same date and then the Sunday closest to that date is Easter?

 

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3 minutes ago, jambo89 said:

Maybe one for the 'things you always wondered thread' but why do they change the dates every year? I suppose it needs to be a Sunday, but why not make it the same date and then the Sunday closest to that date is Easter?

 

It's because it is always at the same time as Passover, as that's where Jesus went to celebrate when he got taken out by the Romans.

 

Judaism follows a lunar calendar so the date changes every year. 

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2 minutes ago, cheetah said:

It's because it is always at the same time as Passover, as that's where Jesus went to celebrate when he got taken out by the Romans.

 

Judaism follows a lunar calendar so the date changes every year. 

 

So it is because of Passover, and Passover changes because of a different calendar?  

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3 minutes ago, jambo89 said:

 

So it is because of Passover, and Passover changes because of a different calendar?  

aye it's along those lines.

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So there's this magic sky fairy, right, and he impregnated a woman and the resulting child was the son of the magic sky fairy but was also the magic sky fairy and he did lots of magic tricks and spread socialist ideas around the shop and folk started calling him the king of the Jews but the Jewish leaders didn't like this so they swatted him to the Romans and they nailed him to a cross then he died but then he came back to life as a zombie and forgave everybody then he went up into the sky and we're all supposed to have learned something about human life or something

 

:cornette:

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18 minutes ago, Cade said:

So there's this magic sky fairy, right, and he impregnated a woman and the resulting child was the son of the magic sky fairy but was also the magic sky fairy and he did lots of magic tricks and spread socialist ideas around the shop and folk started calling him the king of the Jews but the Jewish leaders didn't like this so they swatted him to the Romans and they nailed him to a cross then he died but then he came back to life as a zombie and forgave everybody then he went up into the sky and we're all supposed to have learned something about human life or something

 

:cornette:

Ssshhh. They might take back the long weekend when the work out everyone thinks it’s a load of bull

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42 minutes ago, Cade said:

So there's this magic sky fairy, right, and he impregnated a woman and the resulting child was the son of the magic sky fairy but was also the magic sky fairy and he did lots of magic tricks and spread socialist ideas around the shop and folk started calling him the king of the Jews but the Jewish leaders didn't like this so they swatted him to the Romans and they nailed him to a cross then he died but then he came back to life as a zombie and forgave everybody then he went up into the sky and we're all supposed to have learned something about human life or something

 

:cornette:

What’s with the scary pentagon? You seem like a bit of a Jesus puncher.

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3 minutes ago, jonesy said:

I thought it was about rabbits shitting out giant chocolate eggs? Where'd you make up that shite from?

Still better than Halloween tho. Now that is shite. 

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2 hours ago, jambo89 said:

Maybe one for the 'things you always wondered thread' but why do they change the dates every year? I suppose it needs to be a Sunday, but why not make it the same date and then the Sunday closest to that date is Easter?

 

Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon which occurs after the northern hemisphere vernal equinox (taken to be march 21st). Your suggestion is far too sensible.

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JudyJudyJudy

I still have my xmas lights around my living room mirror.  Its nice and cheery.  Why not. Life should never be viewed in  just black and white. 

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8 hours ago, ri Alban said:

What's people's thoughts of the new craze of putting Christmas style decorations up for Easter?

 

 

Me? Feck it, if it cheers people up, go for it. 

Just give me cadburys eggs, yum yum.😀decorations, no thanks.

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3 hours ago, John Findlay said:

I will stick to rolling a hard boiled egg down Arthur's Seat.

:oohmatron:  Does Arthur know of your plans?

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5 hours ago, Cade said:

So there's this magic sky fairy, right, and he impregnated a woman and the resulting child was the son of the magic sky fairy but was also the magic sky fairy and he did lots of magic tricks and spread socialist ideas around the shop and folk started calling him the king of the Jews but the Jewish leaders didn't like this so they swatted him to the Romans and they nailed him to a cross then he died but then he came back to life as a zombie and forgave everybody then he went up into the sky and we're all supposed to have learned something about human life or something

 

:cornette:

 

Seems legit.

 

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27 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

Not yet😉

:lol: 

 

‘Look out Arthur, John’s behind you’.

 

 

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7 hours ago, jonesy said:

Good shout. Will just blend up a Tennents, Zinfandel, Beef and Galaxy smoothie for breakfast, drain it, and see how the day unfolds. 

 

There are times you sit and read something on Kickback and think "there it is, there is the greatest thing that someone will post all year".

 

This is that post for me :rofl: 

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6 hours ago, Cade said:

So there's this magic sky fairy, right, and he impregnated a woman and the resulting child was the son of the magic sky fairy but was also the magic sky fairy and he did lots of magic tricks and spread socialist ideas around the shop and folk started calling him the king of the Jews but the Jewish leaders didn't like this so they swatted him to the Romans and they nailed him to a cross then he died but then he came back to life as a zombie and forgave everybody then he went up into the sky and we're all supposed to have learned something about human life or something

 

:cornette:

It worked for Ruth Davidson. 

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28 minutes ago, jonesy said:

Thinly-veiled I actually quite fancy that smoothie type post. ;) 

 

Not that far off my diet anyway, imagine the time I could save by having it as one big smoothie instead of chewing like an idiot! :whistling: 

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11 hours ago, Ray Gin said:

There are people who actually give a #### about Easter? 

 

Easter is great.

Bit of a family get together, all the kids with their decorated hard boiled eggs. Out to Duddingston to roll the eggs down down Arthur's Seat, then a couple of refreshments in the Sheep Heid, with a hearty Sunday dinner and a few more refreshments to follow. Maybe even fit in the football if it's a decent game on the telly. Fantastic stuff.

 

11 hours ago, jonesy said:

I've destroyed half a dead animal, a crate of beer and my own body weight in wine.

 

This man gets it.

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10 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

Easter is great.

Bit of a family get together, all the kids with their decorated hard boiled eggs. Out to Duddingston to roll the eggs down down Arthur's Seat, then a couple of refreshments in the Sheep Heid, with a hearty Sunday dinner and a few more refreshments to follow. Maybe even fit in the football if it's a decent game on the telly. Fantastic stuff.

 

 

This man gets it.

 

I can get on board with this bit.

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Is Easter not still nearly 2 weeks away?

 

Under the age of 18 then enjoy the chocolate.

 

Over the age of 18 then enjoy the long weekend off work.

 

Nothing more than that though, is it?

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13 hours ago, jonesy said:

:orly?:

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Not much of that knocking about Penicuik tbh. And I’m quite glad about it. Big tattooed Caitlin squeezing herself into that and parading about Tesco’s car park- no ta. My car got egged in town by street rats a couple of years ago at Halloween- if I’d have caught them I’d happily have turned them over to the Penicuik locals and they would do their whicker man thing with them.

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