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Lord BJ

Tell us something about yourself that rest of JKB, can’t believe that.

 

I’ll start, I briefly worked as dolphin trainer.

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Lord BJ
1 minute ago, Smithee said:

I'm alright really once you get to know me

 

Ive found that to be true about you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 minutes ago, Lord BJ said:

 

Ive found that to be true about you 🤷🏻‍♂️

Good one, we're 4 for 4 so far. Until this post anyway...

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Lord BJ
Just now, Smithee said:

Good one, we're 4 for 4 so far. Until this post anyway...

 

How you doing anyway? Life treating you well I hope.

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Nucky Thompson

My old man grew up in a Perthshire castle. His dad, my grandad bought it in the 1950's.

 

I would love to know how much it was worth now

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Lord BJ
5 minutes ago, Nucky Thompson said:

My old man grew up in a Perthshire castle. His dad, my grandad bought it in the 1950's.

 

I would love to know how much it was worth now

 

Old money type post.

 

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Lord BJ
1 minute ago, Brighton Jambo said:

I have appeared in a party political broadcast for the SNP

 

I spat my drink out at that. Can I ask for details

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adambraejambo

I once got off with one of the popular kids entertainers......the Happy gang. Drunken night out but then had a day time date shortly after on the day that Man United beat Bayern in the final (the only reason I remember her ) although cant remember her name . 

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11 minutes ago, Lord BJ said:

 

Old money type post.

 

The money bypassed him and and therefor me :biggrin2:

 

The demon drink has a lot to answer for

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32 minutes ago, Dusk_Till_Dawn said:

My great gran was once the oldest woman in Scotland

I was once the youngest person in the world 

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Salad Fingers

I've been interviewed on Reporting Scotland and appeared on Newsnight Scotland. 

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Brighton Jambo
20 minutes ago, Lord BJ said:

 

I spat my drink out at that. Can I ask for details

Haha, no worries.

 

When I was at uni a school friend of mine was quite well placed in the SNP, he was an advisor for Alex Salmond.

 

Anyway there were filming this Broadcast in a bus depot down near Stockbridge (I think thats the right location it’s a bit hazy as it was a long time ago) 

 

My mate and I thought it would be a laugh for me to appear in it given my political views and the fact I was English.  So I sat on this bus and had to look into the camera and say ‘shout’.  I think the tag line was something like ‘shout for Scotlands future’.  When it came out there I was ‘shouting’ in my English accent.  A brief appearance but fun nonetheless and a bizarre claim to fame.  

 

 

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Smithee
49 minutes ago, Lord BJ said:

 

How you doing anyway? Life treating you well I hope.

Sound enough, same to you and yours old chap 👍

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Pasquale for King

It was 1988 and as an 18yo I worked for Frank Graham when he sponsored Hibs. They needed folk to got to ER to act as the crowd for the video to sell shares, I refused the offer of a scarf. Duff and Gray wanted FG to give them £2m for shares, he knew they were dodgy but bought about £100k worth. So we are at the ground as they do different takes in the dug out. The team were training on the pitch, Goram trained outfield to help his fitness I think. 
Duff and Gray walked in it with tea cups and saucers just as they asked to make some crowd noise. I obviously booed and screamed you’re ****ing shite ya useless ***** in my loud booming voice, Duff and Gray stared at me, I just laughed at them 😆

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4 minutes ago, FWJ said:

I’ve had a cup of tea and a chat with Hazel O’Connor.

(One for the grown-ups there)

 

Aw, man. If you'd had coffee while she sipped her tea...that song could've been about you :D

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Fxxx the SPFL

At the end of a Scotland v England rugger match 1966 or 1967 at Muddyfield me and my younger brother ran onto the pitch the posh feckers in the then only stand used to lob down cushions onto the pitch at the end of the game we decided to grab one and ran up the pitch passing it between us until we got to the try line can't remember who dived over for the try but when we got home to wheatfield place our folks said we saw you on the TV and Bill McLaren had commented that it was a pity that the scots backs couldn't have score a try like that.

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Just now, Bull's-eye said:

Got paid money to play football.

you didn't play in goals for us last season did you?

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FinnBarr Saunders

I swallow....................................................said my wife

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highlandjambo3
1 hour ago, Salad Fingers said:

I've been interviewed on Reporting Scotland and appeared on Newsnight Scotland. 

Was the title “do you recognise this person” 😉

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Bull's-eye
4 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

you didn't play in goals for us last season did you?

 

Never played for Hearts 😣😣😣

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highlandjambo3

I danced with princess Diana at a ball at balmoral castle in 1981..........the gay Gordon.

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Fxxx the SPFL
24 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

It was 1988 and as an 18yo I worked for Frank Graham when he sponsored Hibs. They needed folk to got to ER to act as the crowd for the video to sell shares, I refused the offer of a scarf. Duff and Gray wanted FG to give them £2m for shares, he knew they were dodgy but bought about £100k worth. So we are at the ground as they do different takes in the dug out. The team were training on the pitch, Goram trained outfield to help his fitness I think. 
Duff and Gray walked in it with tea cups and saucers just as they asked to make some crowd noise. I obviously booed and screamed you’re ****ing shite ya useless ***** in my loud booming voice, Duff and Gray stared at me, I just laughed at them 😆

good man

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25 minutes ago, Boof said:

 

Aw, man. If you'd had coffee while she sipped her tea...that song could've been about you :D

:clap::clap:

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30 minutes ago, Boof said:

 

Aw, man. If you'd had coffee while she sipped her tea...that song could've been about you :D

😁   Ah, she’d only spill it though....

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Boy Daniel
18 minutes ago, jonesy said:

I have the Mongolian 'flag'.

Is there not a cream for that?

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2 minutes ago, Boy Daniel said:

Is there not a cream for that?

I think you may be getting confused with Japan... ;) 

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29 minutes ago, maroondevo52 said:

I was Scottish Champion apprentice Painter & Decorator 1970.

How did you enjoy your brush with fame? 😜 Celebrate with just a few tins, or end up totally plastered? 😛 

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Nucky Thompson
1 hour ago, Pasquale for King said:

It was 1988 and as an 18yo I worked for Frank Graham 

:levein_interesting: Were you an apprentice joiner and did you work at the workshop on Leith walk?

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Maple Leaf
1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said:

I danced with princess Diana at a ball at balmoral castle in 1981..........the gay Gordon.

 

Best one so far.  💘

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1 hour ago, Boof said:

 

Aw, man. If you'd had coffee while she sipped her tea...that song could've been about you :D

:biggrin: 

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Maple Leaf

I've led a long, quiet,uneventful life.

 

I must try harder next time.

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1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said:

I danced with princess Diana at a ball at balmoral castle in 1981..........the gay Gordon.

That one, will not be beaten.  👍

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I was called into Dingwall police station in the middle of the night and questioned by Prince Charles Special Branch protection detail.  

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50 minutes ago, jonesy said:

I have the Mongolian 'flag'.

That just reminded me of the commonwealth games in Edinburgh in 1970 me and my mate knicked the Kenyan national flag from the bowling greens at Balgreen where they were holding some or possibly all of the matches he put it up on his bedroom ceiling.

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35 minutes ago, jonesy said:

How did you enjoy your brush with fame? 😜 Celebrate with just a few tins, or end up totally plastered? 😛 

I heard the fame went to his head and he ended up buying a roller.

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redjambo

A few months ago I browsed to the "Which face is real?" website (https://www.whichfaceisreal.com/index.php), which gives you a real person's face and an AI-generated face to see if you can tell which one is real and which one is fake. The very first pair of photos included a photo of Nicola Sturgeon.

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Peakybunnet

I made William and Kate a cup of tea and gave them second biscuits from Burtons. 

 

Viscounts included. 

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20 minutes ago, redjambo said:

A few months ago I browsed to the "Which face is real?" website (https://www.whichfaceisreal.com/index.php), which gives you a real person's face and an AI-generated face to see if you can tell which one is real and which one is fake. The very first pair of photos included a photo of Nicola Sturgeon.

You really need to clear your cookies... 😜 

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Pasquale for King
1 hour ago, Nucky Thompson said:

:levein_interesting: Were you an apprentice joiner and did you work at the workshop on Leith walk?

No I was a YTS in the store behind the Steve Davis snooker centre. 
Worked with the plant manager Allan Thomson a good Jambo. 
I worked in the office at first off Montgomery Street then moved across. 

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