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5 minutes ago, John Gentleman said:

All cats should be shot. Or sterilised.

Whichever works out cheaper.

Can we keep this one?

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Just now, jonesy said:

Can we keep this one?

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OK.

All cats without nice tits should be shot. Or sterilised.

Whichever works out cheaper.

 

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3 hours ago, i8hibsh said:

 

 

She classes herself as 'them' so she would be something like a Tombxy or whatever it is in Lala land that week.

 

Off topic but I watched a film with Ellen Page (the girl from Juno) in it durung the week. A very good film about lesbians and death row. It was in the LGBTQ section on Netflix, and you know me I am all about supporting the cause.  Anyway, long story short....I find Ellen Page quite hot so I googled (image) her. Well it now turns out I am a homosexual as she now identifies as male, her name is now Elliott and he won an oscar for Juno in 2008.

 

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On 24/02/2021 at 10:28, Locky said:

It was the same with the wee Celtic fan Jay Beatty. Feel sorry for the poor young lad in a way. While I'm sure he's had a lot of fun doing what he has, I can't help but feel like his Dad uses his disability for his own gains.

 

I vaguely recall there was some discontent amongst the unwashed masses that he was using Jay to get guaranteed prime seats for away games.

 

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9 hours ago, Ulysses said:

 

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I hate the US women's soccer team.

 

There is a 'thing' in US female' sport that the non-playing squad members shriek from the touchline for the entire duration of tha game. They do it in gymnastics, football, baseball etc

 

It is unbearable. And the way they danced and chanted when thrashing Thailand 13-0 in the World Cup would have resulted in a riot in the men's game. Classless bints.

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38 minutes ago, John Gentleman said:

OK.

All cats without nice tits should be shot. Or sterilised.

Whichever works out cheaper.

 

I appreciate your concession.

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31 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

It is unbearable. And the way they danced and chanted when thrashing Thailand 13-0 in the World Cup would have resulted in a riot in the men's game. Classless bints.

 

It was basically gloating.

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51 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

I hate the US women's soccer team.

 

There is a 'thing' in US female' sport that the non-playing squad members shriek from the touchline for the entire duration of tha game. They do it in gymnastics, football, baseball etc

 

It is unbearable. And the way they danced and chanted when thrashing Thailand 13-0 in the World Cup would have resulted in a riot in the men's game. Classless bints.

 

All linked to American's need to cling to patriotism to cover up their insecurities over not really being a nation and just a melting pot of other nationalities

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1 hour ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

I vaguely recall there was some discontent amongst the unwashed masses that he was using Jay to get guaranteed prime seats for away games.

 

It was all a little bit weird, wasn't it? I'm sure Celtic have thousands of disabled supporters. His Dad played a game and played it well. The young lad has experienced great things through it, but has also become a bit of a joke figure among some on social media. Not defending that of course, but his Dad seems to have no shame about thrusting him in that limelight.

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9 minutes ago, Locky said:

It was all a little bit weird, wasn't it? I'm sure Celtic have thousands of disabled supporters. His Dad played a game and played it well. The young lad has experienced great things through it, but has also become a bit of a joke figure among some on social media. Not defending that of course, but his Dad seems to have no shame about thrusting him in that limelight.

 

I wouldn't wish Jay's disability on anyone but a Tim is a Tim...so he can **** off.

 

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Just now, Nookie Bear said:

 

I wouldn't wish Jay's disability on anyone but a Tim is a Tim...so he can **** off.

 

:)

 

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5 hours ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

I hate the US women's soccer team.

 

There is a 'thing' in US female' sport that the non-playing squad members shriek from the touchline for the entire duration of tha game. They do it in gymnastics, football, baseball etc

 

It is unbearable. And the way they danced and chanted when thrashing Thailand 13-0 in the World Cup would have resulted in a riot in the men's game. Classless bints.

Pity the Thais didn't smash them with leg kicks and elbows. Nothing better than a Thai boxer smashing an America kickboxer. 

 

And

 

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5 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

I’m going all in here: I like James Corden. 
 

Come at me, bitches. 

On his own, he's not funny. But Carpool Karaoke is good, clean, harmless fun. The one with Gwen Stefani, George Clooney and Julia Roberts is one of my favourite Youtube videos.

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Nookie Bear said:

I’m going all in here: I like James Corden. 
 

Come at me, bitches. 

I find him an annoying prick, but I like him in most things I've seen him in. I love gavin and stacy, smithy is my favourite character. I even liked him in hollyoaks.

Forgot to add, I cant stand him when he's presenting a league of our own. Would be ok if he ditched that annoying laugh.

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12 hours ago, Nookie Bear said:

 

I hate the US women's soccer team.

 

There is a 'thing' in US female' sport that the non-playing squad members shriek from the touchline for the entire duration of tha game. They do it in gymnastics, football, baseball etc

 

It is unbearable. And the way they danced and chanted when thrashing Thailand 13-0 in the World Cup would have resulted in a riot in the men's game. Classless bints.

 

 

 

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I think that bag pipes sound horrendous. Theres a guy who lives a few crofts along from me, and every saturday, he'll be practicing the awful sounding things. Even worse in the once weather as he marches back and forth outside.

If he wasn't a kick boxing champion, I would go over and put a knife through them.

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I quite like Jim Goodwin.

Utter wank as a player, big elbowy ******* that he was, but he was also a good defender,and he comes across well as a seemingly decent manager.

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People who use their job title to try and intimidate me at my work.

Had it the other day. Was dispatching a train for Glasgow Central, and as I gave the signal for the guard to close the doors, this woman jumped off the train with her daughter.

Came storming up to me to let me know the train didn't stop at Croy. I already knew this as no Glasgow Central train does. I informed the lady of this and she got the hump more. I told her all she had to do was read the departure screen on the platform and she would have read that the train didn't stop at Croy. Which I was told I am with my 8 Yr old daughter and don't have time to read the departure screens as I have to get home to Croy. I told her that the next train on the platform would be for Glasgow Queen Street and would be stopping at Croy.

How do you know this she asked?

To which I replied, it now tells you on that departure screen.

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police and will take you on. Now I don't like being bullied and threatened, which this clearly was. So I told her I was surprised she worked for the police as it was apparent that you can't read.

This resulted in her calling me a shit and threatening to get me the sack.

I just walked away telling her the next  train would take her to Croy.

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16 minutes ago, John Findlay said:

People who use their job title to try and intimidate me at my work.

Had it the other day. Was dispatching a train for Glasgow Central, and as I gave the signal for the guard to close the doors, this woman jumped off the train with her daughter.

Came storming up to me to let me know the train didn't stop at Croy. I already knew this as no Glasgow Central train does. I informed the lady of this and she got the hump more. I told her all she had to do was read the departure screen on the platform and she would have read that the train didn't stop at Croy. Which I was told I am with my 8 Yr old daughter and don't have time to read the departure screens as I have to get home to Croy. I told her that the next train on the platform would be for Glasgow Queen Street and would be stopping at Croy.

How do you know this she asked?

To which I replied, it now tells you on that departure screen.

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police and will take you on. Now I don't like being bullied and threatened, which this clearly was. So I told her I was surprised she worked for the police as it was apparent that you can't read.

This resulted in her calling me a shit and threatening to get me the sack.

I just walked away telling her the next  train would take her to Croy.

i hope you reported that to your bosses just in case she does actually complain

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1 hour ago, John Findlay said:

People who use their job title to try and intimidate me at my work.

Had it the other day. Was dispatching a train for Glasgow Central, and as I gave the signal for the guard to close the doors, this woman jumped off the train with her daughter.

Came storming up to me to let me know the train didn't stop at Croy. I already knew this as no Glasgow Central train does. I informed the lady of this and she got the hump more. I told her all she had to do was read the departure screen on the platform and she would have read that the train didn't stop at Croy. Which I was told I am with my 8 Yr old daughter and don't have time to read the departure screens as I have to get home to Croy. I told her that the next train on the platform would be for Glasgow Queen Street and would be stopping at Croy.

How do you know this she asked?

To which I replied, it now tells you on that departure screen.

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police and will take you on. Now I don't like being bullied and threatened, which this clearly was. So I told her I was surprised she worked for the police as it was apparent that you can't read.

This resulted in her calling me a shit and threatening to get me the sack.

I just walked away telling her the next  train would take her to Croy.

I had an  MSP threatening to get my licence suspended as I wouldn't put up with his pish .

 

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1 hour ago, Jeffros Furios said:

I had an  MSP threatening to get my licence suspended as I wouldn't put up with his pish .

 

I find solicitors the worse.

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2 hours ago, milky_26 said:

i hope you reported that to your bosses just in case she does actually complain

I suspect the "I work for the police" would indicate she is some type of civilian employee with the false impression that she has some power. I further suspect that if she did as she stated she would be treated by any self respecting sworn police officer with the contempt she deserves.

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4 hours ago, John Findlay said:

People who use their job title to try and intimidate me at my work.

Had it the other day. Was dispatching a train for Glasgow Central, and as I gave the signal for the guard to close the doors, this woman jumped off the train with her daughter.

Came storming up to me to let me know the train didn't stop at Croy. I already knew this as no Glasgow Central train does. I informed the lady of this and she got the hump more. I told her all she had to do was read the departure screen on the platform and she would have read that the train didn't stop at Croy. Which I was told I am with my 8 Yr old daughter and don't have time to read the departure screens as I have to get home to Croy. I told her that the next train on the platform would be for Glasgow Queen Street and would be stopping at Croy.

How do you know this she asked?

To which I replied, it now tells you on that departure screen.

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police and will take you on. Now I don't like being bullied and threatened, which this clearly was. So I told her I was surprised she worked for the police as it was apparent that you can't read.

This resulted in her calling me a shit and threatening to get me the sack.

I just walked away telling her the next  train would take her to Croy.

What an absolute walloper John. She will do nothing, come across a few of these folks like that in my time. They have a wee position of power and they think they can try and intimidate people with it to get the upper hand in their every day life. Got to feel sorry for the kid having a mother like that. Hopefully she will say it to the wrong person one day and she will be put in her place. Like the cut of your jib in dealing with her though pal🤣

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6 hours ago, John Findlay said:

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police

 

HR, presumably.

 

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and will take you on.

 

Without an interview? No bad. Check the pay and conditions before you accept.

 

 

But to echo what others have said - what a complete and utter *****. Poor lass having that as a role model.

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6 hours ago, John Findlay said:

People who use their job title to try and intimidate me at my work.

Had it the other day. Was dispatching a train for Glasgow Central, and as I gave the signal for the guard to close the doors, this woman jumped off the train with her daughter.

Came storming up to me to let me know the train didn't stop at Croy. I already knew this as no Glasgow Central train does. I informed the lady of this and she got the hump more. I told her all she had to do was read the departure screen on the platform and she would have read that the train didn't stop at Croy. Which I was told I am with my 8 Yr old daughter and don't have time to read the departure screens as I have to get home to Croy. I told her that the next train on the platform would be for Glasgow Queen Street and would be stopping at Croy.

How do you know this she asked?

To which I replied, it now tells you on that departure screen.

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police and will take you on. Now I don't like being bullied and threatened, which this clearly was. So I told her I was surprised she worked for the police as it was apparent that you can't read.

This resulted in her calling me a shit and threatening to get me the sack.

I just walked away telling her the next  train would take her to Croy.


 

An ex work colleague of mine got involved in a road rage incident and the guy comes at him flashing some police ID and threatening him with all sorts. Told him he was lucky not to get locked up. It turns out he worked in the IT department and it all escalated dramatically ending in super cop losing his job. 

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On 02/03/2021 at 07:19, superjack said:

I think that bag pipes sound horrendous. Theres a guy who lives a few crofts along from me, and every saturday, he'll be practicing the awful sounding things. Even worse in the once weather as he marches back and forth outside.

If he wasn't a kick boxing champion, I would go over and put a knife through them.

Don't really mind the sound of them, but on a similar note, I find kilt wearing a bit wanky. Don't really mind it as part of the full dress for a wedding or ceremony of sorts. But guys just wearing kilts on holiday or to the football or whatever is a bit wanky. 'Ohh look, I'm Scottish'. We're not known for being the quietest and most reserved people, so I think people will quickly gather that you're Scottish.

 

I've never worn a kilt btw. :)

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On 02/03/2021 at 07:19, superjack said:

I think that bag pipes sound horrendous. Theres a guy who lives a few crofts along from me, and every saturday, he'll be practicing the awful sounding things. Even worse in the once weather as he marches back and forth outside.

If he wasn't a kick boxing champion, I would go over and put a knife through them.

Thought I was alone in hating the noise those things make. Horrible. 

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16 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

She probably got off at Croy, had a shite in a field, and wiped her arse with her tights.....

🤣. She wasn't that bright.

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On 28/11/2021 at 10:28, John Findlay said:

People who use their job title to try and intimidate me at my work.

Had it the other day. Was dispatching a train for Glasgow Central, and as I gave the signal for the guard to close the doors, this woman jumped off the train with her daughter.

Came storming up to me to let me know the train didn't stop at Croy. I already knew this as no Glasgow Central train does. I informed the lady of this and she got the hump more. I told her all she had to do was read the departure screen on the platform and she would have read that the train didn't stop at Croy. Which I was told I am with my 8 Yr old daughter and don't have time to read the departure screens as I have to get home to Croy. I told her that the next train on the platform would be for Glasgow Queen Street and would be stopping at Croy.

How do you know this she asked?

To which I replied, it now tells you on that departure screen.

To which she replied. Don't get smart with me, I work for the police and will take you on. Now I don't like being bullied and threatened, which this clearly was. So I told her I was surprised she worked for the police as it was apparent that you can't read.

This resulted in her calling me a shit and threatening to get me the sack.

I just walked away telling her the next  train would take her to Croy.

 

Feck her.

 

She's probably a paid grass.

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