¼½¾ Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 It always starts with one finger. Before long he'll be rolling his sleeve up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: It always starts with one finger. Before long he'll be rolling his sleeve up. Ouch your rings scratching me. That’s not a ring, it’s my wristwatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 I once had a holiday in a small Bavarian place called Rimsting. Plenty of Weissbier going down there, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaciousdandy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 9 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: You know one of those ones where only a bit of toilet wrapped round the finger and only a slight insert and jiggle cures. Aye. I was delievered 30 erdinger beers from a mate who works in a pub but we’re going out of date. Pretty that caused the itchy ring. 9 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: And am ****ing steaming again btw 🤣🤣🤣 but aye been there done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaciousdandy Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Dawnrazor said: I was tempted to say "pictures or it didn't happen" but thought better of it, however, seeing Alim dragging his ringpiece across the living room carpet like a wormy auld collie dug could be worth seeing😆 Hell no!!!!!!!!!!! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Lemongrab said: It always starts with one finger. Before long he'll be rolling his sleeve up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Magic Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Is that why Zi Germans do that funny walk? They all have itchy rings from too much wheat beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Other things to do with your fingers. Alim' Fingerbum' Ozturk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Got the very thing for you Alim👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 16 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Got the very thing for you Alim👍 w.t.f. did you do a Google search on to come up with that? (Although, on second thoughts... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, Auld Reekin' said: w.t.f. did you do a Google search on to come up with that? (Although, on second thoughts... ) 🤣🤣 I just typed in "what would reach the itch in Alims itchy hoop" and et voila!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 38 minutes ago, Auld Reekin' said: w.t.f. did you do a Google search on to come up with that? (Although, on second thoughts... ) Google search? I think you mean camera roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 23 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: 🤣🤣 I just typed in "what would reach the itch in Alims itchy hoop" and et voila!!!! 1 minute ago, gjcc said: Google search? I think you mean camera roll. I was trying to be diplomatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Auld Reekin' said: I was trying to be diplomatic. 🤣🤣 behave yourselves!!! Anyway, have we heard from the irritated sphincter one today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: 🤣🤣 behave yourselves!!! Anyway, have we heard from the irritated sphincter one today? He's currently sitting with his pedigree chum stuck in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, superjack said: He's currently sitting with his pedigree chum stuck in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, superjack said: He's currently sitting with his pedigree chum stuck in the fridge. That brings a whole new meaning to putting a rocket up someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted January 17, 2021 Author Share Posted January 17, 2021 38 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: 🤣🤣 behave yourselves!!! Anyway, have we heard from the irritated sphincter one today? Nursing a hangover. Thinks it is safe to assume I’ll no be drinking Erdinger again 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Auld Reekin' Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 5 hours ago, AlimOzturk said: Nursing a hangover. Thinks it is safe to assume I’ll no be drinking Erdinger again 😂 May I recommend Weihenstephaner instead...??? 🍻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, leginten said: I once had a holiday in a small Bavarian place called Rimsting. Plenty of Weissbier going down there, obviously. I've visited a town in the Black Forest called Döggingen. A nice enough place, but a lot less fun than it sounds... Don't recall having a hefeweiss there either. Edited January 17, 2021 by Auld Reekin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Auld Reekin' said: I've visited a town in the Black Forest called Döggingen. A nice enough place, but a lot less fun than it sounds... Don't recall having a hefeweiss there either. I’ve also had a Bavarian holiday near the Wank, a hill just north of Garmisch-Partenkirchen. The guy in the shop by the chairlift gave me a world-weary smile as I cleaned him out of postcards for the most deserving cases at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, leginten said: I’ve also had a Bavarian holiday near the Wank, a hill just north of Garmisch-Partenkirchen. The guy in the shop by the chairlift gave me a world-weary smile as I cleaned him out of postcards for the most deserving cases at home. Wish you were here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: That was white before he stuck it up his bahooky... 😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: That was white before he stuck it up his bahooky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 8 hours ago, jb102 said: Imbruglia in that video is pretty much 10/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: Imbruglia in that video is pretty much 10/10. I had the pleasure of having coffee and cake with her once, just a quiet quarter hour with the two of us. I can confirm she’s really rather attractive in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tazio said: I had the pleasure of having coffee and cake with her once, just a quiet quarter hour with the two of us. I can confirm she’s really rather attractive in real life. A heart-warming tale for a Sunday evening in the bleak mid-winter, Taz. At least you had your time together. If I didn't have such a penchant for psychotic gingers and evil tories I'd probably have married her. Her loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Governor Tarkin said: A heart-warming tale for a Sunday evening in the bleak mid-winter, Taz. At least you had your time together. If I didn't have such a penchant for psychotic gingers and evil tories I'd probably have married her. Her loss. I like to think I was smooth talking and charming in our time together. In reality I was probably grinning like a deranged monkey and talking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Reekin' Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 51 minutes ago, Tazio said: I like to think I was smooth talking and charming in our time together. In reality I was probably grinning like a deranged monkey and talking shite. An imbroglio with Imbruglia then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Tarkin Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Auld Reekin' said: An imbroglio with Imbruglia then? Very good, 'Reekin'. Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beave1874 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Tazio said: I like to think I was smooth talking and charming in our time together. In reality I was probably grinning like a deranged monkey and talking shite. Still a Spawny Bass regardless.....Or was she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb102 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 11 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: That was white before he stuck it up his bahooky... A "Milk Pop" you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 11 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: That was white before he stuck it up his bahooky... And six foot long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 On 16/01/2021 at 22:58, Tazio said: Your hoop is in a very finely balanced state normally. Just the right balance of oils in the skin is essential. Go daft and go into a frenzy of scrubbing with toilet paper and you dry it out and it itches like crazy as it’s too dry. Or so an ex told me, apparently it’s why men suffer from arse itch worse than women as we aren’t as delicate about wiping. That would explain why my missus' rear end smells like a shit smuggler's rucksack 😞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: I've put myself off my porridge..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 4 hours ago, jb102 said: A "Milk Pop" you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Got myself two bottles of Erdinger to experiment with. Best before 10/21, don't see them lasting to 10 past 5 myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamstomorrow Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 16/01/2021 at 16:53, AlimOzturk said: You know one of those ones where only a bit of toilet wrapped round the finger and only a slight insert and jiggle cures. Aye. I was delievered 30 erdinger beers from a mate who works in a pub but we’re going out of date. Pretty that caused the itchy ring. Seems like an extravagant use of toilet paper to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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