Smack Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Morgan said: Deja vu all over again 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Smack said: So are we supposed to select a personalised gift where possible or is it just any old shite? You do whatever you feel is appropriate. But do it with great care and attention, as befits this, the most wonderful time of the year. Simply, having, a wonde------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: You do whatever you feel is appropriate. But do it with great care and attention, as befits this, the most wonderful time of the year. Simply, having, a wonde------ 🤔😬😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Smack said: So are we supposed to select a personalised gift where possible or is it just any old shite? Any shite really, I gifted someone a sheep wearing stockings and suspenders one year, don't even know if they were from Aberdeen. Just off to browse tinternet for a gift for someone now. Edited December 18, 2020 by FinnBarr Saunders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 It is night. So I'm off to bed. Here's Christy Moore's version of Fairytale Of New York. Trigger alert: old lyrics. Ho Ho, I love you too, baby, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 My incredible gift has been purchased and sent 🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Well pressie bought and sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 hours ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Any shite really, I gifted someone a sheep wearing stockings and suspenders one year, don't even know if they were from Aberdeen. Just off to browse tinternet for a gift for someone now. I gave someone a parking ticket which didn't go down as well as I had hoped 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I’m delighted with my present I bought my recipient I think they will be super delighted. I just hope the same consideration goes into whoever is getting mine 🤗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 My recipient better like it, my virtual bank account is now in overdraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Marvin said: My recipient better like it, my virtual bank account is now in overdraft. I hope I can sell it to fund mine :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 18, 2020 Author Share Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) Tee, hee, hee Well - I'd better leave the ho's for the big fella. Get yer gifts in as soon as you can, please. Lots of labels to write and wrapping paper to fight with. Edited December 18, 2020 by Boof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaciousdandy Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 21 minutes ago, Boof said: Tee, hee, hee Well - I'd better leave the ho's for the big fella. Get yer gifts in as soon as you can, please. Lots of labels to write and wrapping paper to fight with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) The royal mail better not lose the gift I have sent, hopefully it makes it to Shetland Edited December 18, 2020 by milky_26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, milky_26 said: The royal mail better not lose the gift I have sent, hopefully it makes it to Shetland I've been waiting on a package almost 2 weeks now and I'm now resolved to the fact that's either lost or pinched. But who. I know of 2 Supporters of this fine club in my area but their address and postcode is quite different to mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 18, 2020 Author Share Posted December 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, milky_26 said: The royal mail better not lose the gift I have sent, hopefully it makes it to Shetland Imagine the logistical nightmare if we did a real Secret Santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Boof said: Imagine the logistical nightmare if we did a real Secret Santa Wait I wasn't meant to actually send something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I've sent my gift. How will I pass the time while Uly sorts out his sack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 18, 2020 Author Share Posted December 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, milky_26 said: Wait I wasn't meant to actually send something? Stop that, now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Well, after trailing the shops all bleeding day, I eventually found the perfect gift. It’s just been sent to @Ulysses to wrap. There is a very lucky JKB member out there who will be chuffed to bits with their present. Ho Ho and feck the Hobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphonseCapone Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Was it colonel mustard in the library with the rope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Morgan said: Well, after trailing the shops all bleeding day, I eventually found the perfect gift. It’s just been sent to @Ulysses to wrap. There is a very lucky JKB member out there who will be chuffed to bits with their present. Ho Ho and feck the Hobos. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 20 hours ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Any shite really In case you don't already know, this is the official motto of JKB Secret Santa. Ho Ho bleedin' Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 9 hours ago, I P Knightley said: How will I pass the time while Uly sorts out his sack? Jingle balls, jingle balls.... ☃️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ulysses said: In case you don't already know, this is the official motto of JKB Secret Santa. Ho Ho bleedin' Ho. Did my gift land in planet Dublin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I've a HUGE sack to play with. Y'all gonna have to wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Did my gift land in planet Dublin? It did indeed. I'm feckin' impressed, so I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Ho Ho, any shite really, Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Ho ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ulysses said: It did indeed. I'm feckin' impressed, so I am. At the gift or the fact I sent a pic without help from a child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, hughesie27 said: Cheers. Not a problem, sir. Enjoy your Magnum of champagne, wrapped in a cashmere Hearts scarf. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: At the gift or the fact I sent a pic without help from a child? Without having seen your wonderful gift, I am impressed that you managed to send a pic all on your own. 😜 My young wife helped me with mine. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Bet @Morganhas gift wrapped a nudie of Janet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, Morgan said: Without having seen your wonderful gift, I am impressed that you managed to send a pic all on your own. 😜 My young wife helped me with mine. 👍 Mega chuffed Morgan. PS. What exactly did your young wife help with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Bet @Morganhas gift wrapped a nudie of Janet. Ian? There is no one in this game, or indeed on JKB, that I would inflict that particular sight upon. I have, unfortunately, seen this thing in a bikini. *Shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Mega chuffed Morgan. PS. What exactly did your young wife help with? Och you know? Underwear, getting to the toilet, wiping up.... That sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: Ian? There is no one in this game, or indeed on JKB, that I would inflict that particular sight upon. I have, unfortunately, seen this thing in a bikini. *Shudder* I think that, secretly, you have sexual urges towards Janet 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, iantjambo said: I think that, secretly, you have sexual urges towards Janet 😁 Crystal ball type post. When I was first going out with my wife, and met Janet, I thought she was a bit of a ride. Thank feck I saw sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, Morgan said: Och you know? Underwear, getting to the toilet, wiping up.... That sort of thing. Good lass is Janet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: Crystal ball type post. When I was first going out with my wife, and met Janet, I thought she was a bit of a ride. Thank feck I saw sense. Bloody hell. That was easier to get out of you than I expected 😂🤣😂🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: Good lass is Janet 5 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Bloody hell. That was easier to get out of you than I expected 😂🤣😂🤣 Look, when she was south of 18 stone, she was fine. Now, she’s a big fat mess. 🙀🙀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Look, when she was south of 18 stone, she was fine. Now, she’s a big fat mess. 🙀🙀 Nope. The damage is done Morgs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 51 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said: At the gift or the fact I sent a pic without help from a child? Both. But mostly the gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 41 minutes ago, Morgan said: Without having seen your wonderful gift, I am impressed that you managed to send a pic all on your own. 😜 My young wife helped me with mine. 👍 Well THAT explains a lot, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Nope. The damage is done Morgs. Don’t hate me. Don't, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 28 minutes ago, Morgan said: Och you know? Underwear, getting to the toilet, wiping up.... That sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Ulysses said: Well THAT explains a lot, pal. Sorry. Could we not have kept it personal with PM’s? So embarrassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 I have to say, yiz are an impressively efficient lot. Mostly. Still some pressies outstanding, though my sack is bulging, it has to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Morgan said: So embarrassed. Moi aussi. Moi aussi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Don’t hate me. Don't, please. I don’t hate you Morgs. I’m just glad that you’ve admitted the truth my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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