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1 minute ago, Smack said:

So are we supposed to select a personalised gift where possible or is it just any old shite?

 

You do whatever you feel is appropriate.  :santa:

 

But do it with great care and attention, as befits this, the most wonderful time of the year. :santa2:

 

 

Simply, having, a wonde------   :smiliz19:

 

 

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1 minute ago, Ulysses said:

 

You do whatever you feel is appropriate.  :santa:

 

But do it with great care and attention, as befits this, the most wonderful time of the year. :santa2:

 

 

Simply, having, a wonde------   :smiliz19:

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Smack said:

So are we supposed to select a personalised gift where possible or is it just any old shite?

 

Any shite really, I gifted someone a sheep wearing stockings and suspenders one year, don't even know if they were from Aberdeen.

 

Just off to browse tinternet for a gift for someone now.

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It is night. :eek:

 

So I'm off to bed. :santa:

 

Here's Christy Moore's version of Fairytale Of New York.  Trigger alert: old lyrics.

 

 

 

 

Ho Ho, I love you too, baby, Ho.  :smiliz19:

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6 hours ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Any shite really, I gifted someone a sheep wearing stockings and suspenders one year, don't even know if they were from Aberdeen.

 

Just off to browse tinternet for a gift for someone now.

 

I gave someone a parking ticket which didn't go down as well as I had hoped 😂

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I’m delighted with my present I bought my recipient I think they will be super delighted. 
I just hope the same consideration goes into whoever is getting mine 🤗

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1 hour ago, Marvin said:

My recipient better like it, my virtual bank account is now in overdraft.  :santa:

I hope I can sell it to fund mine  :-)

 

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Tee, hee, hee :elf:

 

Well - I'd better leave the ho's for the big fella.

 

Get yer gifts in as soon as you can, please. Lots of labels to write and wrapping paper to fight with.

 

I need to wrap this present but i cant find the end of the sellotape -  First World Problems - quickmeme

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21 minutes ago, Boof said:

Tee, hee, hee :elf:

 

Well - I'd better leave the ho's for the big fella.

 

Get yer gifts in as soon as you can, please. Lots of labels to write and wrapping paper to fight with.

 

I need to wrap this present but i cant find the end of the sellotape -  First World Problems - quickmeme

 

 

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7 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

The royal mail better not lose the gift I have sent, hopefully it makes it to Shetland

 

I've been waiting on a package almost 2 weeks now and I'm now resolved to the fact that's either lost or pinched. But who. I know of 2 Supporters of this fine club in my area but their address and postcode is quite different to mine. :(

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19 minutes ago, milky_26 said:

The royal mail better not lose the gift I have sent, hopefully it makes it to Shetland

 

Imagine the logistical nightmare if we did a real Secret Santa :lol: 

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Well, after trailing the shops all bleeding day, I eventually found the perfect gift.  :santa:

 

It’s just been sent to @Ulysses to wrap.

 

There is a very lucky JKB member out there who will be chuffed to bits with their present.

 

Ho Ho and feck the Hobos.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Morgan said:

Well, after trailing the shops all bleeding day, I eventually found the perfect gift.  :santa:

 

It’s just been sent to @Ulysses to wrap.

 

There is a very lucky JKB member out there who will be chuffed to bits with their present.

 

Ho Ho and feck the Hobos.

 

 

Cheers.

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20 hours ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Any shite really

 

In case you don't already know, this is the official motto of JKB Secret Santa. 

 

Ho Ho bleedin' Ho.  :smiliz19:

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2 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

In case you don't already know, this is the official motto of JKB Secret Santa. 

 

Ho Ho bleedin' Ho.  :smiliz19:

:fonzie:

 

Did my gift land in planet Dublin?

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6 minutes ago, Ulysses said:

 

It did indeed.  :santa:

 

I'm feckin' impressed, so I am. :smiliz19:

 

At the gift or the fact I sent a pic without help from a child?

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1 hour ago, hughesie27 said:

Cheers.

Not a problem, sir.

 

Enjoy your Magnum of champagne, wrapped in a cashmere Hearts scarf.  👍

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9 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

At the gift or the fact I sent a pic without help from a child?

Without having seen your wonderful gift, I am impressed that you managed to send a pic all on your own.  😜

 

My young wife helped me with mine.  👍

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10 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Without having seen your wonderful gift, I am impressed that you managed to send a pic all on your own.  😜

 

My young wife helped me with mine.  👍

 

Mega chuffed Morgan.

 

PS. What exactly did your young wife help with?

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2 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

Bet @Morganhas gift wrapped a nudie of Janet.

Ian?

 

There is no one in this game, or indeed on JKB, that I would inflict that particular sight upon.

 

I have, unfortunately, seen this thing in a bikini.

 

*Shudder*

 

 

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1 minute ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Mega chuffed Morgan.

 

PS. What exactly did your young wife help with?

Och you know?

 

Underwear, getting to the toilet, wiping up....

 

That sort of thing.  :biggrin:

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6 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Ian?

 

There is no one in this game, or indeed on JKB, that I would inflict that particular sight upon.

 

I have, unfortunately, seen this thing in a bikini.

 

*Shudder*

 

 


I think that, secretly, you have sexual urges towards Janet :ruiner:

 

😁

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Just now, iantjambo said:


I think that, secretly, you have sexual urges towards Janet :ruiner:

 

😁

Crystal ball type post.

 

When I was first going out with my wife, and met Janet, I thought she was a bit of a ride.

 

Thank feck I saw sense.

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13 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Och you know?

 

Underwear, getting to the toilet, wiping up....

 

That sort of thing.  :biggrin:

 

Good lass is Janet

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4 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Crystal ball type post.

 

When I was first going out with my wife, and met Janet, I thought she was a bit of a ride.

 

Thank feck I saw sense.


Bloody hell. That was easier to get out of you than I expected 😂🤣😂🤣

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6 minutes ago, FinnBarr Saunders said:

 

Good lass is Janet

 

5 minutes ago, iantjambo said:


Bloody hell. That was easier to get out of you than I expected 😂🤣😂🤣

Look, when she was south of 18 stone, she was fine.

 

Now, she’s a big fat mess.

 

🙀🙀

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1 minute ago, Morgan said:

 

Look, when she was south of 18 stone, she was fine.

 

Now, she’s a big fat mess.

 

🙀🙀


Nope. The damage is done Morgs.

 

:lol:

 

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41 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Without having seen your wonderful gift, I am impressed that you managed to send a pic all on your own.  😜

 

My young wife helped me with mine.  👍

 

Well THAT explains a lot, pal.  :smiliz19:

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1 minute ago, Ulysses said:

 

Well THAT explains a lot, pal.  :smiliz19:

Sorry.  :sad: 

 

Could we not have kept it personal with PM’s?

 

So embarrassed.

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I have to say, yiz are an impressively efficient lot. :santa:

 

Mostly. :waiting:

 

Still some pressies outstanding, though my sack is bulging, it has to be said.  :smiliz19:

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8 minutes ago, Morgan said:

Don’t hate me.

 

Don't, please.

 

:sad: 


I don’t hate you Morgs.

 

I’m just glad that you’ve admitted the truth my friend.

 

:gok:

 

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