Tazio Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 I posted this on the EPL thread but think it needs a separate post of its own. Explanations on a postcard please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 (edited) Hopefully that's it out his system ahead of Thursday. Unbelievable tekkers though. Edited November 8, 2020 by Homme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan 10 Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 He’s trying to get a move back to Celtic to improve there defence or he be watching guffy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big-jambo Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 I think that yellow dot put him off lol PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 Whiny little scrote bag so good to see him make an @$$ of himself. Cheating bar steward while with Celtic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 8, 2020 Share Posted November 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Tazio said: I posted this on the EPL thread but think it needs a separate post of its own. Explanations on a postcard please. Genuinely thought that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMJ_1874 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 That’s what’s £25M gets you these days in the EPL. Celtic are as good a salesman as the pet shop owner in the monty python dead parrot sketch. Still Hickey was only worth £400k to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC01 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 He is doing an impression of Mel Gibsons' character Martin Riggs in Leathal Weapon. The scene where he pops his shoulder back in from having dislocated it. They are going to rename it to Leathal Walloper, due to copyright. 😀 Pop it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee Mikey Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Maybe he got a quick bout of 'Happy Feet'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Fecking diddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast_blood Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Fair play to the villa player, I'd be on the ground buckled with laughter 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Homme said: Hopefully that's it out his system ahead of Thursday. Unbelievable tekkers though. Clearly trying to injure himself to keep himself out of the squad (such is tradition). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batistuta87 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Genuinely can't work out what he was trying to do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 What a knob. That’s hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 10 hours ago, alwaysthereinspirit said: Whiny little scrote bag so good to see him make an @$$ of himself. Cheating bar steward while with Celtic. THIS! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 I've watched this about 20 times so far What an absolute penis. I still can't work out how he managed to fall over 3 different ways all at the same time! Here it is in better quality with English commentary: https://streamable.com/9wx79z And here's a slowed down alternative angle of it, which is arguably even better: https://streamable.com/ax4nxl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 That is marvelous. There's an Irish Arsenal fan in my work. I'm off to find him right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baxterd1974 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Wonder if it we be picked up, highlighted, laughed at etc.... much like Uche's touchline moment was. Thought not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 1 hour ago, tian447 said: I've watched this about 20 times so far What an absolute penis. I still can't work out how he managed to fall over 3 different ways all at the same time! Here it is in better quality with English commentary: https://streamable.com/9wx79z And here's a slowed down alternative angle of it, which is arguably even better: https://streamable.com/ax4nxl wow, that is brilliant...the last link honestly has tears streaming from my eyes...I mean how is that even possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadj Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 35 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: wow, that is brilliant...the last link honestly has tears streaming from my eyes...I mean how is that even possible? Superb isn’t it. Iv watched that easy 100 times and can’t work out what he was trying to do nor how the physics of the fall work. Its like someone removed all the bines in his body for a split second 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 45 minutes ago, The Future's Maroon said: wow, that is brilliant...the last link honestly has tears streaming from my eyes...I mean how is that even possible? I've seen drunk people deck it face first with more elegance than that Shame that Villa didn't score straight after it for maximum hilarity, and years of replays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 16 hours ago, Tazio said: I posted this on the EPL thread but think it needs a separate post of its own. Explanations on a postcard please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 That is what getting coached by Neil Lennon gets you He might have got away just in time before Lennon's return though so the blame maybe lies elsewhere in other words he's **** at football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 I've worked out that he looks like the real life version of the game QWOP: http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToqueJambo Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 I remember Uche getting slaughtered in the media when he did something nowhere near as comical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC01 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 10 hours ago, tian447 said: I've watched this about 20 times so far What an absolute penis. I still can't work out how he managed to fall over 3 different ways all at the same time! Here it is in better quality with English commentary: https://streamable.com/9wx79z And here's a slowed down alternative angle of it, which is arguably even better: https://streamable.com/ax4nxl That second link looks grim. Two twisted ankles, a knee, maybe even another shoulder injury. It's truly safer on a bicycle without a crash helmet than what he does ☺, just running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 If you watch closely, he almost fooled the opposing player! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 6 hours ago, ToqueJambo said: I remember Uche getting slaughtered in the media when he did something nowhere near as comical. Was about to mention Uche's. That was ****ing hilarious tbh. But aye you're right, he went viral with that. Tierney has dodged a bit of a bullet by some it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiler Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 12 hours ago, tian447 said: I've watched this about 20 times so far What an absolute penis. I still can't work out how he managed to fall over 3 different ways all at the same time! Here it is in better quality with English commentary: https://streamable.com/9wx79z And here's a slowed down alternative angle of it, which is arguably even better: https://streamable.com/ax4nxl That second link is funny as ****, I defy anyone not to laugh at that 😂😄👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToqueJambo Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) Gary Lineker took the piss out of Tierney on Twitter for this and now everyone is reminding him of the time he literally shat himself on the pitch during a game. Edited November 9, 2020 by ToqueJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 It's a belter, but nothing will ever beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Very similar to this 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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