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3 hours ago, JamesM48 said:

Cant really say I have any crushes on women ! :) but can admire a beautiful one especially classy women like Kirsten Scott Thomas and Juliette Binoche     Both were stunning in " The English Patient" 

 

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In that first picture, why is her head attached at a 45 degree angle?

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7 hours ago, Tenaciousdandy said:

And buffy (Sarah Michelle gellar)

 

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I'd normally agree but I'm older than the vampire slayer :sob:

 

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3 hours ago, Marvin said:

 

I'd normally agree but I'm older than the vampire slayer :sob:

 

She's only 2 years older than me lol

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been here before
35 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Feck me there's more plastic on show there than in a box of lego.

 

Or on Toyahs last video.

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13 hours ago, Tenaciousdandy said:

Kate Beckinsale oft

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You’ve got incredible taste Tenacious😋😛😍

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I P Knightley

I just watched Richard Osman House of Games and they had a 49 year old Melinda Messenger on there. Looking slightly plain and with her chebs behind a comfy jumper. So I Google imaged her. 

 

Worth it. 

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17 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I just watched Richard Osman House of Games and they had a 49 year old Melinda Messenger on there. Looking slightly plain and with her chebs behind a comfy jumper. So I Google imaged her. 

 

Worth it. 

 

Meh.

In these environmentally enlightened times we should be avoiding single use plastic bags.

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Rupert Pupkin

Boys!Boys!Boys!

Sabrina Salerno looking fine at 52

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10 hours ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Feck me there's more plastic on show there than in a box of lego.

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Each and every one of them, mocket.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Rupert Pupkin said:

Boys!Boys!Boys!

Sabrina Salerno looking fine at 52

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Simply loovleh..I believe she bats for the other team though☹️She done things to me as a schoolboy. She might’ve even been the first I dedicated one to in all honesty....

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Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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1 hour ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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I’ll take Mary and you can have the other two.

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1 minute ago, The Real Maroonblood said:

I’ll take Mary and you can have the other two.

:lol:

I’d gladly take them pal believe me☺️😋some people are hilarious :lol: 

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10 minutes ago, jack D and coke said:

I’d gladly take them pal believe me☺️😋some people are hilarious :lol: 

It's not that they're munters as such but compared to the rest, it's like Playboy models versus Razzle Reader's Wives. 

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5 minutes ago, Norm said:

It's not that they're munters as such but compared to the rest, it's like Playboy models versus Razzle Reader's Wives. 

Mocket. Munters. Miss West Lothian was the quotes :lol: 
Theres a few in here that don’t rock my world but seriously here..given the chance? I’d have your shot an all then :lol: 

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1 minute ago, jack D and coke said:

Mocket. Munters. Miss West Lothian was the quotes :lol: 
Theres a few in here that don’t rock my world but seriously here..given the chance? I’d have your shot an all then :lol: 

Now hold on. They're no Salma Hayek or Liz Hurley but I never said I'd say no! 

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1 minute ago, Norm said:

Now hold on. They're no Salma Hayek or Liz Hurley but I never said I'd say no! 

:lol: Well exactly😋giphy.gif?cid=4d1e4f297287665d718e462039

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been here before

I wonder if in some parallel universe theres a messageboard for older female 'celebrities' where theres 16 page thread entiled 'JKBers You Have A Crush On'

 

  7 minutes ago, Liz Hurley said:

See that been here before? Id rattle about him until the council came round to see what the smell is.

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, been here before said:

I wonder if in some parallel universe theres a messageboard for older female 'celebrities' where theres 16 page thread entiled 'JKBers You Have A Crush On'

 

  7 minutes ago, Liz Hurley said:

See that been here before? Id rattle about him until the council came round to see what the smell is.

 

 

 

True, but Jennifer Aniston then said that "been there before" is a typical mr west Lothian candidate.

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8 minutes ago, superjack said:

True, but Jennifer Aniston then said that "been there before" is a typical mr west Lothian candidate.

 

Aye she knows from experience. Just sour grapes on her part.

 

:lol:

 

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11 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Simply loovleh..I believe she bats for the other team though☹️She done things to me as a schoolboy. She might’ve even been the first I dedicated one to in all honesty....

 

🤣  she's been married for a while and got a kid.

 

I mean, she did do a duet with Sam Fox but not that kind of duet! I don't think anyway. 😁

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1 minute ago, neilnunb said:

 

🤣  she's been married for a while and got a kid.

 

I mean, she did do a duet with Sam Fox but not that kind of duet! I don't think anyway. 😁

Haha would’ve been a properly mind blowing duet in my mind back then that 🤪😋

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13 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

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14 minutes ago, Morgan said:

The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

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14 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Just to be clear here...this is what you’re calling Miss West Lothian munters?

Maybe im not that fussy right at this moment but particularly the one in the blue could get her 54 seconds of sheer ecstasy from me any day of the week!! I certainly wouldn’t kick them out of bed to let any of you lot in :lol: 
Methinks some overly fussy lads on here. 

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That blonde in blue reminds me of a younger Sophie Raworth. Hot!

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2 minutes ago, JackLadd said:

 

 

That blonde in blue reminds me of a younger Sophie Raworth. Hot!

She does a bit aye :sadrobbo:

She’d get Jack D’s coke that’s for sure 😜

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2 hours ago, Morgan said:

The only thing the one in the blue has got, is a decent pair of ABC Ritz.

 

Unfortunately Jack, they are probably not ‘home grown’.  🙄

Battlestar Galactica ladies for us geeks.

 

****ing love Katie Sackoff.     She's great in The Mandalorian too.

 

Trisha Helfer's teeth always scared me.

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Lovecraft said:

Battlestar Galactica ladies for us geeks.

 

****ing love Katie Sackoff.     She's great in The Mandalorian too.

 

Trisha Helfer's teeth always scared me.

 

 

 

 

She is pretty hot in The Mandalorian. In a scary but I like it sort of a way. 

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I P Knightley
10 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

I don't think that I've heard the name Errol Flynn since I was at school 👴

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jack D and coke
10 minutes ago, I P Knightley said:

I don't think that I've heard the name Errol Flynn since I was at school 👴

It’s what my old tradesman used to say years ago when you thought you good with the bursds. 

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Governor Tarkin
2 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

It’s what my old tradesman used to say years ago when you thought you good with the bursds. 

 

In like Flynn. :D

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6 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

In like Flynn. :D

Haha aye. Apparently not just popular with the bursds for his looks either. Supposed to have been packing a bit of a beast in the old trouser dept If rumours were to be believed... 

I can still hear the old bugger ripping me...

“Who you think you are son, Errol Flynn? You should be happy you get a wee hairy on a Saturday night” 

:rofl: 

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13 hours ago, jack D and coke said:

Incredibly harsh pal...I can only assume you’re a bit of the Errol Flynn’s about you and have your pick of the ladies to be turning your nose up at that😜
 

😄

 

If you never read "The Moon's a Balloon" by David Niven you should.

Him & Errol Flynn shared a house in their Holywood heyday and Niven's description of Flynn's sexual adventures are something else. The guy must have shagged most of Holywood. 

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6 minutes ago, NANOJAMBO said:

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If you never read "The Moon's a Balloon" by David Niven you should.

Him & Errol Flynn shared a house in their Holywood heyday and Niven's description of Flynn's sexual adventures are something else. The guy must have shagged most of Holywood. 

A toap boay 👉🏼👌🏼
:lol: 

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