Jeff Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Since the media was absolutely creaming over him all night let's bring the hype back to planet earth. Edinburgh trams going down Princes Street are quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Cuore Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 My Granny cooking chips. She died 22 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The growth in the gap between the Eurasian and North American tectonic plates. Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixHearts Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 his hairline is quicker. Sure it fled the scene when he was still in his adolescence. Hasn't been seen since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The filth running down the inside of Nelms' leg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Australis Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionFJambo Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. Football intelligence will get him through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 minute ago, SectionFJambo said: He may not be very fast however not sure that will prevent him being one of the better players in this league. Football intelligence will get him through. You must be a great laugh at parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozi Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The Hearts TV stream was 53 seconds behind BBC It was still faster than Charlie Adam He was so slow we could play Olly Lee in midfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 My mrs reverse parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Slow he may be but he has ability and lots of it. I was shouting at the telly to block his shot when Craig turned it round the post. We didn't learn our lesson and let him score (albeit a hell of a shot) but defenders need to be quicker to put their bodies in harms way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodanny Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Section Q said: He'll be easy to wind up. Jamie was taking the piss out of him and the old guy just couldn't handle it. Absolutely this. Jamie showed him no respect whatsoever, that's what I want our players doing all season, fear no-one, give them hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott980612 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Mr blobby doing the 100m in doc martens and a trench coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 A few people sticking up for him... Just remember who his employers are! feck every single one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDJ87 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The 7 months of no football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaciousdandy Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Altho I do think he is still a cracking player and a good signing for scumdee I'll play along He's slower than a 3 legged 🐢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Stendel booking his tickets home to Germany after taking the Hearts job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiler Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 He’ll do well for them in the league against the lesser teams. Doesn’t have the legs but showed at his goal he’s not lost all of it. Also has a great engine and desire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 75 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Steven Pressley speaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zico Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) Billy Dodds chasing parked cars. Or the growth of his ears. I’m sure he’s harmless but he’s so ****ing thick it hurts my head. Edited October 16, 2020 by Zico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The Mont Blanc Glacier. It weighs less too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts1975 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 A hobo leaving the house on benefit day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taffin Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) Olly Lee Sorry, wrong thread. Edited October 16, 2020 by Taffin Wrong thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obua Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedBoy Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 A week in Iraq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasquale for King Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Class of 75 said: Steven Pressley speaking Steven Pressley thinking 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nijambo Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Milk would turn quicker or the Titanic avoiding an Iceberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The HSL scheme taking majority influence in Hibernian FC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class of 75 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said: Steven Pressley thinking 😆 😂😂👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wrinkly Ninja Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 James McPake’s wardrobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 57 minutes ago, smiler said: The time it takes for Adam's dentist to scrape his right front tooth then work on his left tooth. Just. 😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: His tooth decay..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nijambo Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Pat Fenlon’s abacus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Olly Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomaso Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 41 minutes ago, Section Q said: His goal was so preventable. Robbie will have taken note..... Deflected effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts1975 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Jack Ross getting an erection 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Covid vaccine development. Might be a little bit 'on the nose' though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WT Laurie Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Not Jamie Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Evolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeskaboyuk Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Kinda embarrassing for Dundee that he was their main man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Trump apologising. His goal was a beauty but not as memorable as our 5th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToqueJambo Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 (edited) The SPFL's email system Initially I was watching him feeling like he would really enhance our squad, even just as a 60 minute player for his passing and dead balls. Then I saw Kingsley's left foot, Walker's all round play and some of Haring and Lee's passing and realised he'd never get in our team. Edited October 17, 2020 by ToqueJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 He's still got plenty skill but his teammates are honking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyphoonJambo Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 A lochend junky going down on her brother/dad/dealer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 JiH on route to Tynecastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 He is going to a be a problem for Dundee, let’s be honest - still fantastic on the ball.. but slow as **** and I think one of the main problems Dundee had were him and dorrans not being able to follow runners .. we could easily have had 10 last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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