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***The Official Hearts v Dundee (We're back) Thread***


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Great start, Dundee made it harder for us in the second half changing their formation and overloading the midfield but it was never in doubt:jjyay:

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2 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

Good night for The Hearts. 

Great to be back on proper league hatred business after so long away from genuine tribalism.

Only thing that was missing was the young team pavement dancing their way all up Russell Road.

 

Could you not have invited 2 or 3 of then to have a wee pagger in your living room as you watched the match? Would have made the match more realistic.

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1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Nah he's changing his underpants because they are covered in shite.

Budge currently giving him her dry length from a socially distant 2m away and all he can do is accept the medicine being handed out, real shame

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2 hours ago, Greedy Jambo said:

 

Nut, That's depressing, Edit that and say 6-2. 

 


Spot on 👍

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Just now, Nookie Bear said:


:sadrobbo:

You’re playing hard to get, Nooks!

 

 

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Arthur Morgan

We were totally comfortable in terms of defending when Haring came on, we looked more solid. Good win tonight even though we were sloppy at times, some great goals. 

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9 minutes ago, stan said:

Great to see a Hearts team that appear to have trained together. Seems a long time!

 

Cracking goals too. The 6th one reminded me of the late ones we got in 2014-15, often by late sub Billy King. May be Halliday's role until fully fit.

 

Great to enjoy football again!

 

Good comment, that observation made me think how true it was, teamwork and looking for a pass

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ToqueJambo
4 minutes ago, AC Mallin_51 said:

The best of it is I’d hardly say Dundee were “shite” that’s our biggest challengers apparently and we absolutely strolled past them. Take your medicine you horrible ****s. Gorgie rules 

 

Adam and Dorrans are probably the two highest quality players outwith our own squad and they were largely ineffectual. Adam will have fun in the other games mind you but when we had the game won and tightened up to subdue him by bringing on Haring he was hardly heard from again in the match apart from dead balls. Kingsley won the battle of the sweet left pegs as well.

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Clear few

Mission accomplished——

“A new torn chocolate starfish for the Dungdee please Hearts 5-1 HHGH”

I’ll take 6-2❤️😊

 

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4 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

Nah he's changing his underpants because they are covered in shite.

:sweeet:

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scott herbertson

where have the miserable gits who were moaning when we let in a goal gone? We are clearly aiming to just score more than the opposition - what every football fan wants surely?

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A_A wehatethehibs

Textbook Neilson.
 

Dominant, controlled, well managed game -> Hearts win. 

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jonnothejambo
33 minutes ago, King prawn said:

The other teams in the championship won’t be looking forward to playing us 

 

Marker put down. I said before that we would go unbeaten this season then I upped that after a few drinks to we will win every game. 

 

Only drank tea tonight and reckon we will win every game this season.

 

Nobody will get near us and we will get better.

 

 

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Just now, Morgan said:

You’re playing hard to get, Nooks!

 

 


:robbo:

 

Was excellent. 
 

Can’t expect us to dominate for 90 mins against anyone - we just don’t have that quality - but we look positively virile up front and can bring on General Haring when things get sticky. 
 

Tell Jon we’re sorry, not sorry. 

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Smith's right boot

Great performance. 

3 league debutants scoring goals. 

Good team goals and individual goals. 

Gordon also had a few decent saves. 

Walker really good. 

Haring more minutes. 

Strong bench. 

Started well, weathered the small Dundee storm, made subs then killed the game. 

 

Games were teams sit in, especially away games will be the biggest issue for us, the team will need to be patient but we have a nice fluidity and balance about us now with some real quality. 

 

4 wins from 4, confidence returning. 

Fantastic stuff. 

 

The negativety on here is draining tho, even when under a we bit of pressure and not scoring for fun ( despite winning) the reaction of some is depressing.

 

Great start for us and simmering nicely for the sf. 

 

Dundee showed they can be an attacking threat tho and Adam will be a game winner for them most certainly on occasions.

 

 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Thommo414 said:

Hopefully this shuts the horrible ****ing rodents up for a while

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Hope Nelms  enjoyed seeing his club  live on  TV  getting outplayed & thrashed by  Relegated Hearts.  It's not all bad news though, hasn't he  got a friendly match  against a "big hitter" to look forward to  ?   

 

     

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2 minutes ago, ToqueJambo said:

 

Adam and Dorrans are probably the two highest quality players outwith our own squad and they were largely ineffectual. Adam will have fun in the other games mind you but when we had the game won and tightened up to subdue him by bringing on Haring he was hardly heard from again in the match apart from dead balls. Kingsley won the battle of the sweet left pegs as well.

 

In the second half Adam was toothless...........

 

Literally !

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1 minute ago, A_A wehatethehibs said:

Textbook Neilson.
 

Dominant, controlled, well managed game -> Hearts win. 

Spot on. 

 

Halkett has obviously been told to do his job at the back. Nothing fancy required.

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7 minutes ago, Pasquale for King said:

Just what we needed, another good performance next week will set us up nicely for the playing the Leithers. 

The ‘Leithers’ will currently be filling their ‘10 pairs for a pound’ Primark knickers.

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2 minutes ago, scott herbertson said:

where have the miserable gits who were moaning when we let in a goal gone? We are clearly aiming to just score more than the opposition - what every football fan wants surely?

 

Absolutely, always prefer a 6-2 to a 4-0 😀

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3 minutes ago, scott herbertson said:

where have the miserable gits who were moaning when we let in a goal gone? We are clearly aiming to just score more than the opposition - what every football fan wants surely?

 

They are in their beds crying their eyes out. 

 

Feckin tools.

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Pasquale for King
1 minute ago, Morgan said:

The ‘Leithers’ will currently be filling their SISTERS ‘10 pairs for a pound’ Primark knickers.

FTFY 😜

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Randy Marsh
23 minutes ago, ToqueJambo said:

That was tremendous. And especially tremendous everyone in Scottish football got to witness it.

 

Championship chairmen who voted Hearts into their league and rejected reconstruction: 

 

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Absolutely this.  Incredible when you think about it.

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15 minutes ago, Lone Striker said:

Apparently she plays fitba' for Weegie City "ladies".   That clearly qualifies her as a pointless  pundit on the BBC

It seems to be the law now, you must have a female and you must have a black pundit.  Wonder where Chris Iwelumo was tonight?

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Just now, jonnothejambo said:

 

They are in their beds crying their eyes out. 

 

Feckin tools.

:greggy:

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Jamhammer

Innit lovely to see in game management again?

We dominate.

They change formation

We fall away a bit

We change formation 

We dominate again

 

Lovely stuff

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Pasquale for King
2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said:

 

In the second half Adam was toothless...........

 

Literally !

The wife said “he looks really old”, I said his falsers take ten years off him, she just gave me a funny look 😆🤣

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1 minute ago, Yoda said:

It seems to be the law now, you must have a female and you must have a black pundit.  Wonder where Chris Iwelumo was tonight?

I thought she spoke more sense than Pressley.

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1 minute ago, Yoda said:

It seems to be the law now, you must have a female and you must have a black pundit.  Wonder where Chris Iwelumo was tonight?

Had quotas to fill elsewhere. 

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OmiyaHearts
20 minutes ago, Mikey1874 said:

 

Michael Smith put in a good shift. 2 days after 60 minutes for N.Ireland.

Despite conceding 2 goals, I was pretty happy with the performance of the back line.

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Greedy Jambo
1 minute ago, Morgan said:

:greggy:

There's part time fans, there's arm chair fans, there's folk that used to like hearts, and then there's you. 

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jonnothejambo
36 minutes ago, FWJ said:

We certainly have them a dose tonight....

 

The only dose you usually get up there is a dose of the sherbet dabs....

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Sub4TiddlerMurray
23 minutes ago, Greedy Jambo said:

If we swap Olly Lee for hospitality vouchers, not only is the title ours, so is the beer. 

 

this has got to be the worst comment tonight. Ollie Lee was immense!

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Rick Sanchez
5 minutes ago, Newton51 said:

 

 

The likes and retweets are rocketing on that :laugh:

 

Well played.

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Pasquale for King
2 minutes ago, Yoda said:

It seems to be the law now, you must have a female and you must have a black pundit.  Wonder where Chris Iwelumo was tonight?

They had special needs Elvis on instead 😱🙈😳

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Pasquale for King
1 minute ago, Randy Marsh said:

I thought she spoke more sense than Pressley.

Not hard is it, she could stand still too. 

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Sub4TiddlerMurray
4 minutes ago, Jamhammer said:

Innit lovely to see in game management again?

We dominate.

They change formation

We fall away a bit

We change formation 

We dominate again

 

Lovely stuff

 

Spot on!

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