steve123 Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 It looks like a bit of a restructure of medical dept, advert below you never know we may have a doctor or 2 amongst us after a pt gig !! https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/more/key-links/careers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Just now, steve123 said: It looks like a bit of a restructure of medical dept, advert below you never know we may have a doctor or 2 amongst us after a pt gig !! https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/more/key-links/careers I hear Levein is lined up for this. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve123 Posted September 7, 2020 Author Share Posted September 7, 2020 Just now, davemclaren said: I hear Levein is lined up for this. 😜 Advert written for him 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Treasurer Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Plenty of medical experts on here could do the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruyff Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Has Dr Brenkl retired? More importantly, who is "Head of Performance"? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull's-eye Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Head to the Coronavirus thread in Shed. A few in there overqualified but I'm sure there are plenty other experts in the required field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cruyff said: Has Dr Brenkl retired? More importantly, who is "Head of Performance"? 🤔 Was my first thought, who is the Head of Performance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Steven Naismith will hold the interviews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 44 minutes ago, davemclaren said: I hear Levein is lined up for this. 😜 Dr Levein to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdy Doody Jambo Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 I remember we just used a sponge and what looked like a leather bag of water, for every injury doubt it was even washed oot between knocks and then moved onto a magic spray, we never had an injury list then as we have every season nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejtee Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 44 minutes ago, Cruyff said: Has Dr Brenkl retired? More importantly, who is "Head of Performance"? 🤔 I gather Mr Brenkl has retired but he was not the GP type of doctor. In many ways the key is using the right specialists such as Orthopaedics and Radiologists as most are now quite sub specialised. I assume the head of performance will be whole time person with training/sports science background. We can but hope it works better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 1 hour ago, steve123 said: It looks like a bit of a restructure of medical dept, advert below you never know we may have a doctor or 2 amongst us after a pt gig !! https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/more/key-links/careers One for the JKB Gobshit, sorry the JKB Experts On Everything. Just use the Souttar injury thread as the interview. The usual slavers are already assembled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMBONI Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 I believe Dr Harold Shipman is currently between jobs. He could look after the pain killing injections..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 43 minutes ago, Dunks said: Dr Levein to you Apologies the good Dr. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schillaci Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 I am gutted I have none of the essential qualifications in the advert. I feel my last chance to sign for Hearts may have slipped away. When I was a student I was attached to the GP who looked after the Hibs team at the time. He had a special programme on BBC Scotland made about him around five years ago. It wasn't very good news for his reputation or professional legacy. Many allegations about his work with quite famous athletes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 My missus is a Doctor. I asked her if she fancied it, and she just replied: "lol" Chances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_Mywords Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Could do a job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerjames398 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Feel like this could be wise move, think dr crippen, was overseeing things the last few seasons😆🇱🇻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 10 hours ago, Ma Roon said: I remember we just used a sponge and what looked like a leather bag of water, for every injury doubt it was even washed oot between knocks and then moved onto a magic spray, we never had an injury list then as we have every season nowadays Those were the days. The magic sponge. I never went with this new fangled spray. The accepted medical belief was if the magic sponge didn't work, you were deid. And dead leg! What the hell is that? If your leg was dead in the good old days, it wasn't alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pans Jambo Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, Ma Roon said: I remember we just used a sponge and what looked like a leather bag of water, for every injury doubt it was even washed oot between knocks and then moved onto a magic spray, we never had an injury list then as we have every season nowadays The “leather bag” was just an old burst football bladder. Full of old green freezing rain water, a few slugs, dead insects and half an old car washing sponge. No wonder you used to jump up and “run off the injury” when that was presented to you on the pitch back in the day! Kids nowadays eh? Edited September 8, 2020 by Pans Jambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 15 hours ago, JAMBONI said: I believe Dr Harold Shipman is currently between jobs. He could look after the pain killing injections..... I guess that's one way of getting rid of the deadwood Robbie doesn't want a bit quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 17 hours ago, The Treasurer said: Plenty of medical experts on here could do the job No doubt, experts on face masks😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Bad move posting it on here, the process will be over loadedwith all the experts on here applying for it. Hard job sifting through the initial process, so much choice. Hate to be that person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 19 hours ago, davemclaren said: I hear Levein is lined up for this. 😜 He'll also be "Head of Performance", reporting to his self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Bells Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Specialising in Geriatrics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Pajama Man has applied I here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Hopefully this “Casualty” Doctor has applied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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