Fort Vallance Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 In my lifetime I've hated dozens of these ##### Kane, Brown, Thomson etc. I'm predicting Porteous will soon be joining that esteemed list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Fort Vallance said: In my lifetime I've hated dozens of these ##### Kane, Brown, Thomson etc. I'm predicting Porteous will soon be joining that esteemed list. Who is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Sanchez Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Porrrrtiyisss. Hate when that ***** from Sportscene says it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Ramsay Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Will be bald in about 3 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Vallance Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, WheatfieldWarrior said: Who is he? Hopefully everybody will be asking that in a year or so. Or better who was he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Overrated filthy thug. He is even more clumsy and dangerous than McPake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5115 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Said last season that this thug will either break someone's leg or break his own at some point. Hopefully the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Complete and utter carthorse. No doubt the ***** in charge of Scotland will pick him for the squad though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheatfieldWarrior Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Fort Vallance said: Hopefully everybody will be asking that in a year or so. Or better who was he. I know who Kane is from the daily Robbo lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will-i-am-a-jambo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, Gordon Ramsay said: Will be bald in about 3 years. Hairist imo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 He will be on the scrapheap in 5 years. Another no mark from the 'conveyor belt'. **** him, Hibs cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle1874 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Locky said: He will be on the scrapheap in 5 years. Another no mark from the 'conveyor belt'. **** him, Hibs cretin. This 100% sick of hearing how good the boy is/going to be every time I have seen him he has been an abomination look forward to seeing him starting for Scotland and getting his arse handed to him buy some no mark Country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do The Dance Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I checked this thread to see if he was a signing target. Didn’t know who he was, or that he was a Hibs player. Maybe I’m out of touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Too much Hibs on the front page of the forum imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazinho88 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Gordon Ramsay said: Will be bald in about 3 years. Nothing wrong with being a baldy 👨🦲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Gordon Ramsay said: Will be bald in about 3 years. 🙏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I recall that on Vermin.net they used to call him ‘Porto’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch41 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Fort Vallance said: In my lifetime I've hated dozens of these ##### Kane, Brown, Thomson etc. I'm predicting Porteous will soon be joining that esteemed list. There’s no doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Famous 1874 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 The guy is seriously dangerous, not just for other players but himself. No wonder he has already had 2 pretty bad injuries. And to top it all off he is a complete Hibs *****. Can’t wait to see him in tears on October 31st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Gordon Ramsay said: Will be bald in about 3 years. Him or Doidge to opt for a transplant first? Boyle looks like he uses the same cotton wool and Pritt Stick method as Griffiths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Absolute clogger. No finesse whatsoever, just kicks anything that moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 59 minutes ago, Morgan said: I recall that on Vermin.net they used to call him ‘Porto’. Short for Porto Below Standard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwidoug Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 He's already had one period out of the game through injury. I was sorry for him as a promising young player. I don't wish that on any player except Brown and Stokes (note the Easter road connection). Having now come to learn that he's a neddy thug, I feel my previous sympathy was misplaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Porky is an absolute bombscare - incredible he was touted for national squad but anyone who has one decent game for these fantasists is FTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Munro Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 37 minutes ago, Kiwidoug said: He's already had one period out of the game through injury. I was sorry for him as a promising young player. I don't wish that on any player except Brown and Stokes (note the Easter road connection). Having now come to learn that he's a neddy thug, I feel my previous sympathy was misplaced. I'm fairly sure his long injury spells are a result of him flying into opposition at knee height with his leg straight, and by being so gash that he even makes a mess of that and injures himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Eldar Hadzimehmedovic said: Too much Hibs on the front page of the forum imo. I'd never heard of the guy. Didn't realise it was another vermin thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Eldar Hadzimehmedovic said: Too much Hibs on the front page of the forum imo. Maybe just one generic ‘Hibs’ thread would work. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 54 minutes ago, Beast Boy said: Short for Porto Below Standard? Portobello? Perhaps, aye. Being a Hibs Vermin though, you can rest assured the address wasn’t Bath Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 He is pish. Hope he hangs about like that pish full back Stevenson for the next ten years. Utter pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finlay James Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Does he play for Hibs then? Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Portobello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, indianajones said: He is pish. Hope he hangs about like that pish full back Stevenson for the next ten years. Utter pish. You can’t say that about Lewis! He’s Mister Hibs, don’t you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oi oi Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 In a weird way he actually reminds me of a young Alan McLaren. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Wasn't Porteous supposedly being "mentored" by Andy Murray a year or 2 back (whatever that means) ? Maybe something related to his injury rehab ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster20 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 This chap makes McKenna look cultured, a complete meat cleaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackLadd Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) Just on the incident, I think it was pen as the boy did push and had a hold of his jersey. No doubt Porteous made the most of it, which I would expect any player to do,. Edited August 24, 2020 by JackLadd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) Coincidently, Porteous is the name of the villian in Sir Walter Scott's novel The Heart of Midlothian. In real life he was Captain of the Guards at the Tolboth prison. Edited August 24, 2020 by Tasavallan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 hours ago, davemclaren said: Maybe just one generic ‘Hibs’ thread would work. 😄 I may see what you're doing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 12 hours ago, WheatfieldWarrior said: Who is he? First thing I thought when I opened the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister T Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 8 hours ago, indianajones said: He is pish. Hope he hangs about like that pish full back Stevenson for the next ten years. Utter pish. But but but you can't knock an icon like "Louie" as he's been picked by every hibs manager in the last 10 years. So he must be good otherwise that suggests every one of their managers in the last 10 years has been a clueless ****wit. Oh wait. Hughes, Calderwood, Fenlon, Butcher, Stubbs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 8 hours ago, oi oi said: In a weird way he actually reminds me of a young Alan McLaren. Must be a very weird way. I saw almost every minute of McLaren as a Hearts player. Don’t see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mister T said: But but but you can't knock an icon like "Louie" as he's been picked by every hibs manager in the last 10 years. So he must be good otherwise that suggests every one of their managers in the last 10 years has been a clueless ****wit. Oh wait. Hughes, Calderwood, Fenlon, Butcher, Stubbs..... Stevenson is actually a Celtic supporter, according to one of his mates that I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Had to read halfway down this thread before I found out he is a Hibs player. Genuinely had no idea who he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karipidis Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 He is a terrible footballer and reckless defender who is getting made to look half decent by the horrendous quality of strikers they have come up against this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS98 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 If you listened to Hibs fans then he’s the best young centre half in the country! The boy can’t even do the basics but because he launches himself at opponents the thickos think that makes a top defender. Couldn’t lace Souttar’s LEFT boot. Sad thing is, one of them is fighting to save their career. And it’s not the thug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveins Battalion Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Porteous is fecking rotten,any decent Hearts team would love playing against that back 5 for Hibs. McGinn is a stinker along with Hanlon. As for that Gogic boy 3 times i have seen him and he gets worse every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said: Porteous is fecking rotten,any decent Hearts team would love playing against that back 5 for Hibs. McGinn is a stinker along with Hanlon. As for that Gogic boy 3 times i have seen him and he gets worse every time. Yep. The majority of their team are no great shakes. The forwards are grabbing goals though, so they are a threat until that dries up, as it inevitably will. Other than that, all they’ve got are Boyle and the Sixty Minutes Doner Man. Edited August 24, 2020 by Beast Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS98 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Leveins Battalion said: Porteous is fecking rotten,any decent Hearts team would love playing against that back 5 for Hibs. McGinn is a stinker along with Hanlon. As for that Gogic boy 3 times i have seen him and he gets worse every time. I’ve said the same about Gogic since they signed him. Absolute mince. He’s like the boy you play 5s with that loves a slide tackle but can’t actually play football. Can’t believe there were some on here bemoaning the fact we never went for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaShango Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 He is a donkey, clumsy and runs about like a headless chicken. The boys no chance of making it at a decent level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section Q Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 15 hours ago, Fort Vallance said: In my lifetime I've hated dozens of these ##### Kane, Brown, Thomson etc. I'm predicting Porteous will soon be joining that esteemed list. Celtic bound.......! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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