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On 25/08/2020 at 16:36, Bozi said:

Wasn't the story that he came in the dressing room and started calling JC a wee f###an and had to be spoken toΒ 

Was he not also a front page of The Sun love rat? A bigoted cheat. Explains his first team I suppose.Β 

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Quote from the Livingston head of football operations

"Of course, Anthony knew the surface we had in place but each player adapts to that differently and you can't know how your body will feel until you've played or trained on it frequently.

"We know it isn't for everyone and sadly, that's been the case for Anthony."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54134437

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While it is obviously funny because its Stokes, this is as close as I've seen to a club with an artificial pitch saying their pitch is totally different to a grass pitch. I'm all for artificial pitches in the lower leagues as a pragmatic solution, but our top league really should be grass only.

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32 minutes ago, Saint Jambo said:

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Quote from the Livingston head of football operations

"Of course, Anthony knew the surface we had in place but each player adapts to that differently and you can't know how your body will feel until you've played or trained on it frequently.

"We know it isn't for everyone and sadly, that's been the case for Anthony."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54134437

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While it is obviously funny because its Stokes, this is as close as I've seen to a club with an artificial pitch saying their pitch is totally different to a grass pitch. I'm all for artificial pitches in the lower leagues as a pragmatic solution, but our top league really should be grass only.

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More likely, their "assistant manager" wouldn't give him a slice of the action.

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11 hours ago, HMFC01 said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-transfer-news/anthony-stokes-set-shock-livingston-22682765

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Anthony Stokes is set to leave Livingston without kicking a ball, as the striker expresses concern over training on an artificial pitch.

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Stokes, however, isn’t keen on training every day on an artificial surface at the Tony Macaroni Arena, and that has been a major factor in his shock departure.

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Stokes has nothing lined up but is now on the lookout for a new club.

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Selective quotes, not the whole story, not much of a story though.Β 

Just a quick headline as usual from the daily record.Β 


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Anthony Stokes is set to leave Livingston without kicking a ball, as the striker expresses concern over having to train.

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Stokes isn’t keen on having to work for a living,Β and that has been a major factor in his shock departure.

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Stokes has nothing lined up but is now on the lookout for an IRA pub.

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10 hours ago, Tott said:

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Is it?

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sound's more like a past it feckwitΒ  of a player,thinking he is better than he is.

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Absolute idiot of a man. Ned.Β 
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Hopefully it was a fall out as Livingston’s management sussed out what a ^^^^ he is.Β 

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Ach, he was more thanΒ  likely spotted in a pub or at a party at the weekend. Didn't want to be the one responsible for shutting the league down and handing the rangers a league title. So left before he kicked a ball. Saves Livvy the embarrassment, and keeps his heros in with a chance of 10, sorry 9.8Β in a row.

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MarkDevriesScores4

Won’t be long before the BBC are doing a β€œwhat could have been” sob story on this idiot like his spoonburningΒ predecessors before him.

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4 minutes ago, MarkDevriesScores4 said:

Won’t be long before the BBC are doing a β€œwhat could have been” sob story on this idiot like his spoonburningΒ predecessors before him.


Aidan Smith is probablyΒ bashing out a Stokes eulogy as we speak. It’s the kind of content The Scotsman is crying out for.

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8 minutes ago, leginten said:


Aidan Smith is probablyΒ bashing out a Stokes eulogy as we speak. It’s the kind of content The Scotsman is crying out for.

I know.Β 
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β€œit’s a shame for him. He’s misunderstood”

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the truth is, the guy is a total idiot, unprofessional and a liability wherever he plays. Even NeilΒ Lennon knew he was an idiot so that says a lot.

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For me the big story isn’t the balaclava loving half wit it’s the fact that clubs are allowed to have a surface they openly admit isn’t suitable for all footballers! How is that a correct and proper league set up?Β 

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1 hour ago, leginten said:


Aidan Smith is probablyΒ bashing out a Stokes eulogy as we speak. It’s the kind of content The Scotsman is crying out for.

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"The Hibs legend, who was only at Livingston for 7-0 minutes......."Β 

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4 hours ago, iainmac said:

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More likely, their "assistant manager" wouldn't give him a slice of the action.

What is the supposed set-up? There were accusations and rumours on here that Livvy were in tow with β€˜theΒ mobβ€˜ or something πŸ˜‚

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Ronald Villiers

Apparently he's piled the weight on and has been reluctant to get involved in training.Β  Typical billy big baws attitude.

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4 hours ago, iainmac said:

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"The Hibs legend, who was only at Livingston for 7-0 minutes......."Β 

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You jest, but...

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15 minutes ago, adambraejambo said:

The elvis impersonator is still waiting on his compensation for stoke attacking him.Β Β 

You can see why hibs fans love him.Β  Β 

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What an absolute ****ing waster, and a total weirdo to boot.Β 

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He'll do something absolutely stupid like forget there's a warrant out for his arrest, post something on Snapchat from in a Celtic supporters shitehole in Glasgow and get himself lifted.Β  Probably within the next couple of days.Β 

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