Weakened Offender Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, jake said: Not really a pet man WO are ye? I have NORMAL pets now mate and we get on grand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graygo Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Nope, now got two beautiful boys and I’ve grown up and bought Volvo But the Audi man.... ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said: You dodged a bullet. I let mine out to see what would happen. Utter carnage followed. I just want to hear more now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Can't believe no one has said last season's season ticket.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, His name is said: Can't believe no one has said last season's season ticket.... It's Kickback - none of us go to games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His name is Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: It's Kickback - none of us go to games. I must be a PHM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Sooperstar said: I just want to hear more now! I had to move everything out the living room, very slowly, to catch them, which took hours. We never recovered after that. They're not even remotely cute when they're circling your ceiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said: I have NORMAL pets now mate and we get on grand. You hate dugs ye said ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, graygo said: But the Audi man.... ☹️ Was a beautiful car man, had a wee bit of fun in it while it lasted😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, jake said: You hate dugs ye said ? I have cats. I'd rather have wasps in my house than dugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, Weakened Offender said: I have cats. I'd rather have wasps in my house than dugs. Cats are the root of all evil. You should have stuck with the chipmunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Just now, Sooperstar said: Cats are the root of all evil. You should have stuck with the chipmunks. I wish I had cats when I had chipmunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, Weakened Offender said: I wish I had cats when I had chipmunks. Do cats even like chipmunks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Do cats even like chipmunks? Interesting question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic roundabout Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Recently gave up the fags.... Using an app to track my progress.... Look how much cash I've wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 4 hours ago, jake said: Well oz I've sometimes a spare so geesa shout if I can accommodate I will. Tommy sits next to me though. 😘😉 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgecowie Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 6 hours ago, 1971fozzy said: Way back in 2000 we were in the pub and a lad came round flogging porn DVD’s . We all bought loads and when we all played them there was fek all on them, they were blank 🤣🤣 seethe wasn’t close but looking back it’s funny Nihilist porn. Probably the only genre not yet marketed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 15 hours ago, andyscott82 said: Twisted Levis, and the matching jacket. And yes, I wore them together once or twice... oops. Right, seriously, what year was this? The reason I ask is that I bought twisted Levis and the matching jacket from the Levis shop in McArthur Glen (as it was known back then) in 2003 and yes, I wore them together at times . No where near my worst purchase though, I looked the dugs baws in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 The 1st drink i bought my xwife, waste o money that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellczech Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 12 hours ago, GinRummy said: Do cats even like chipmunks? Sure but the outcome would depend on how well fed they are. A hungry cat would love a chipmunk - to eat...A full cat would love a chipmunk to play with... Yesterday a small bird flew into our window and stunned itself. Fortunately it landed on the soft camping chair sitting below the window. Even more fortunately my cat had just had its dinner as it just sniffed the bird until I moved him away. I untangled the bird's foot from the mesh and sat it on the solid material and 5 mins later it recovered and flew away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyscott82 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Salad Fingers said: Right, seriously, what year was this? The reason I ask is that I bought twisted Levis and the matching jacket from the Levis shop in McArthur Glen (as it was known back then) in 2003 and yes, I wore them together at times . No where near my worst purchase though, I looked the dugs baws in it It was 2001 I’m sure, got them in the Levis store on Princes Street. I too thought I looked the dugs baws, but have since come to realise the error of my ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjcc Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 11 hours ago, magic roundabout said: Recently gave up the fags.... Using an app to track my progress.... Look how much cash I've wasted. Nearly 6 years less embarrassment of continually pishing yourself later in life though. 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 36 minutes ago, andyscott82 said: It was 2001 I’m sure, got them in the Levis store on Princes Street. I too thought I looked the dugs baws, but have since come to realise the error of my ways... I think I remember reading that the twisted range was designed by Massimo Osti of Stone Island and CP Company fame. The jeans were actually really smart, great fit and look and I kept them for years but the jacket was ditched long before then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 14 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Nope, now got two beautiful boys and I’ve grown up and bought Volvo Wee Wazza and Bazza😀👌🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Wee Wazza and Bazza😀👌🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 12 hours ago, magic roundabout said: Recently gave up the fags.... Using an app to track my progress.... Look how much cash I've wasted. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it looks. Looking at those figures, that app is assuming that over 37 years, all the fags you've bought were £9.25 for 20. They were only about £1 in 1983, if that's when you started. Well done,and good luck with stopping though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 My shop, I've only spent about 3k on it but **** what a mistake. I wish I kept the money and got a normal job instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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