Shanks said no Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Seven years old today, loving the official photos taken by his mum. What a talented lady, she could have been a professional photographer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Happy Birthday our future King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Dode's more fitting. He looks like a Dode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Here's his birthday cake. His mum could be a professional baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Hope he cherishes that hair. It’ll be gone by the time he’s 35. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Hopefully he hasn’t struggled too much during lockdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Happy birthday to the little parasite🎂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 30 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Happy birthday to the little parasite🎂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Lemongrab said: Here's his birthday cake. His mum could be a professional baker. Great aunt Fergie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Dont get the fawning. Dont get the spite. I wouldn't want their lifes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, weehammy said: He’s a 7 year old kid FFS and didn’t get to choose his parents or status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King prawn Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, jack D and coke said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakened Offender Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Few years time and Great-Uncle Andrew will be offering to do the school run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Boy Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 6 hours ago, jack D and coke said: Happy birthday to the little parasite🎂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crete Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Happy Birthday George 🎂🍻 enjoy your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Crete said: Happy Birthday George 🎂🍻 enjoy your day. He’ll be reading JKB tonight. Just how chuffed will the wee man be with your post? Lucky George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: He’ll be reading JKB tonight. Just how chuffed will the wee man be with your post? Lucky George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 6 hours ago, weehammy said: He’s a 7 year old kid FFS and didn’t get to choose his parents or status. Tapeworms don't get to choose their parents or status, they're still parasites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Morgan said: He’ll be reading JKB tonight. Just how chuffed will the wee man be with your post? Lucky George. Wee Doad eh...I take back my parasite comment and truly hope him and his family are lording it over my grandchildren and their grandchildren too. It’s only right after all🥰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kila Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 **** royalty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crete Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Morgan said: He’ll be reading JKB tonight. Just how chuffed will the wee man be with your post? Lucky George. Lucky you I post on here as you love replying to me all the time..😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) Don’t think George would have had time his regiment are on exercise early this morning Edited July 23, 2020 by manaliveits105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 I’m sure I read that male-pattern baldness went by your mother’s father not your own? Anyway, plenty biting today. I can’t wait until our glorious republic votes in President Britain’sgotthecelebritybigXfactorbrotherinthejungleonice McBoatface. Or President Farage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 What did his Dad get him for his Birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Der Kaiser said: What did his Dad get him for his Birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Cheeky wee scamp. Great picture. And it's triggered the republicans. Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, weehammy said: What total creep you must be. For understanding a tapeworm's lack of choice in life? Seems harsh wee hamster! I won't pretend to know how a lickspittle's mind works but shouldn't you be in a better mood, basking in the glow of His royal whatnot or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martoon Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) On 22/07/2020 at 18:18, jake said: Dont get the fawning. Dont get the spite. I wouldn't want their lifes. The fawning irk me more than the fawnees. That butler, Paul Burrell (I think), is the worst. Looks like he's mid ejaculation when talking about the family it is his honour to serve. He's the type that will rock up to the pearly gates thinking subservience to her maj and co will get him in. A life well lived, he'll believe. Toadying creep. Edited July 23, 2020 by martoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, martoon said: The fawning irk me more than the fawnees. That butler, Paul Burrell (I think), is the worst. Looks like he's mid ejaculation when talking about the family it is his honour to serve. He's the type that will rock up to the pearly gates thinking subservience to her maj and co will get him in. A life well lived, he'll believe. Toadying creep. Not keen on him either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 21 hours ago, Morgan said: He’ll be reading JKB tonight. Just how chuffed will the wee man be with your post? Lucky George. I often think similar when I read the sanctimonious 'RIP thoughts with the family' posts when someone dies. I have this picture of some grieiving family struggling to come to terms with their loss being somewhat consoled by possibly, somehow stumbling on a messageboard of a football team they've perhaps never heard and finding some ramdom anonymous username is 'sending them their thoughts'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, been here before said: I often think similar when I read the sanctimonious 'RIP thoughts with the family' posts when someone dies. I have this picture of some grieiving family struggling to come to terms with their loss being somewhat consoled by possibly, somehow stumbling on a messageboard of a football team they've perhaps never heard and finding some ramdom anonymous username is 'sending them their thoughts'. Wait until Lizzie pops it. That will be the biggest sending of thoughts we’ve seen in our lifetimes, apart from the peoples princess of course. Elton will have a song ready in a min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 22/07/2020 at 12:35, Samuel Camazzola said: Dode's more fitting. He looks like a Dode. Just one of many dode's that have been stuck up his mum's vajayjay, at least according to the rumours that were flying round St Andrew's when I stayed there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 36 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Just one of many dode's that have been stuck up his mum's vajayjay, at least according to the rumours that were flying round St Andrew's when I stayed there. Was it Dorothy Neebors you worked? I imagine Wills done a bit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Vallance Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 40 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Just one of many dode's that have been stuck up his mum's vajayjay, at least according to the rumours that were flying round St Andrew's when I stayed there. Terrible thing rejection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Fort Vallance said: Terrible thing rejection. They'd left before I moved there. That's not to say I wouldn't have minded a crack at his mum's crack though. Edited July 23, 2020 by Normthebarman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Was it Dorothy Neebors you worked? I imagine Wills done a bit too. Nah, one of the hotels for a bit and the old Castle Tavern. I'm pretty sure Wills would have snaked half the Kate Kennedy Club or whatever the female equivalent was. Edited July 23, 2020 by Normthebarman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Nah, one of the hotels for a bit and the old Castle Tavern. I'm pretty sure Wills would have snaked half the Kate Kennedy Club or whatever the female equivalent was. 👍 It's The Keys and The Criterion I visited often. Yeah, Wills will no doubt have been more subtle than Tiger Woods about his escapades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: 👍 It's The Keys and The Criterion I visited often. Yeah, Wills will no doubt have been more subtle than Tiger Woods about his escapades. Liked the Crit, Phil the bar manager was a good guy, but I generally drank in the Whey Pat on the odd occasion I had time off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Normthebarman said: Liked the Crit, Phil the bar manager was a good guy, but I generally drank in the Whey Pat on the odd occasion I had time off. Is that the one just along from the petrol station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Is that the one just along from the petrol station? Yeah, through the arches beside Drouthy's. I always thought the Pat felt the most "local boozer" like and least golfy. I'm not a golfer, I had my fill of tourists in the hotel and a lot of the students were tossers so it was ideal for me. Edited July 23, 2020 by Normthebarman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, been here before said: I often think similar when I read the sanctimonious 'RIP thoughts with the family' posts when someone dies. I have this picture of some grieiving family struggling to come to terms with their loss being somewhat consoled by possibly, somehow stumbling on a messageboard of a football team they've perhaps never heard and finding some ramdom anonymous username is 'sending them their thoughts'. Well summed up. It’s sometimes (usually) quite pathetic. What the Hell is the point in posting ‘Happy Birthday George, enjoy your day’ to a seven year old, who lives in London, who has never even heard of Hearts, on a website called JKB? 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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