Jeff Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking? Asking for a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Depends. Did he ask to use the toilet? If so I wouldn't ask him for every gory detail. If he was working in your house and just nipped in and had a shit that Is fairly unacceptable imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, AlimOzturk said: Depends. Did he ask to use the toilet? If so I wouldn't ask him for every gory detail. If he was working in your house and just nipped in and had a shit that Is fairly unacceptable imo. Never asked nor admitted. Was sat down stairs and he said he had to go up and check the taps upstairs and heard the door close, follow by a flush a few mins later and a few sprays of febreeze! Incredible... I'm scared to go up and check the damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose. Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchy frog Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jeff said: A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking? Asking for a friend If he did it on your kitchen floor I'd say no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, been here before said: Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose. Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it. Nah but I've got one now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, been here before said: Depends if he had a facemask on I suppose. Theres a good sketch from Chewing The Fat about a boy who asks to use someones toilet. Ive had a look but I cant find it. Aye the see-through door. That was the two from Burnistoun that wrote that sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 I can't be the only one hoping it was Big Innes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lovecraft Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Depends if he has a dodgy gut. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Sometimes you don't have time to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locky Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Jeff said: Never asked nor admitted. Was sat down stairs and he said he had to go up and check the taps upstairs and heard the door close, follow by a flush a few mins later and a few sprays of febreeze! Incredible... I'm scared to go up and check the damage Context is everything I suppose, but in this instance, it sounds like he was bang out of order. I'd kill his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Jeff said: A gasman to take a jobby in your house without asking? Asking for a friend If he’s from Hamilton it’s allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 As long as he didn't "top deck" your lavvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Better the toilet than the sink Id have thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo 4 Ever Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Natural Orders said: As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok What a twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, Morgan said: What a twit. Did he have a mask on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, Dawnrazor said: Did he have a mask on? Ummmmm... Not sure, but I do know he’s a selfish twit. Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ri Alban Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Well you should have offered him a cup of tea. Gasman's gonnae gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Would’ve been better if he had left a floater. 😁 Could you imagine the guys panic if he couldn’t get it to flush? 😂🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Natural Orders said: As long as he cleans up and sanitises behind him it’s ok Most folk would just say 'wiped his arse'. You must be right posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: Most folk would just say 'wiped his arse'. You must be right posh. Edited July 6, 2020 by iantjambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 I wonder if the gasman has ever had a jerk-off, in a toilet in Lanarkshire? 🤷🏿♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlimOzturk Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 15 minutes ago, Morgan said: I wonder if the gasman has ever had a jerk-off, in a toilet in Lanarkshire? 🤷🏿♂️ Pretty precise location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 Still too scared to go up and inspect. There's a good chance the monster is scared of the sewers and is gripping on for dear life. Got a feedback email.... tempted to mention jobbygate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? In Chester? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 39 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I don't see a problem with this at all. Would you rather he went out and shit in a field? and wiped his erse with a sock? yes, yes I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 6 hours ago, Lemongrab said: I can't be the only one hoping it was Big Innes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, been here before said: A 2 flusher at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Morgan said: In Chester? 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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