CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just checking if I understand the various Hearts names for the rivals? Hibs are vermin, hobos, spoon burners, tramps, Mini Celtic Rangers are Hun, Sevco Celtic are Septic Aberdeen are The Sheep St Mirren are Midden Any others? HHGH, thanks in advance, Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Celtic also known as ‘filth’ or ‘scum’ though to be fair the events since March 2020 these could be levied at 90% of Scottish clubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Murderwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, 1971fozzy said: Celtic also known as ‘filth’ or ‘scum’ though to be fair the events since March 2020 these could be levied at 90% of Scottish clubs Totally agree, maybe some new names for certain clubs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roller Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 St Mirren - St Liedoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggieb Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Top three in your list are also known as sisterfisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Mhanks and rhats are great insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 (edited) Ross ^^^^y Edited July 4, 2020 by Carl Fredrickson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, maggieb said: Top three in your list are also known as sisterfisters Ha ha, wicked! Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restonbabe Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Aberdeen - acceptable in the 80's. Sheep shagging bassas. St Johnstone - teuchters Dundee - your towns a shit hole. Applies to everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Carl Fredrickson said: Ross ^^^^y Good effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Restonbabe said: Aberdeen - acceptable in the 80's. Sheep shagging bassas. St Johnstone - teuchters Dundee - your towns a shit hole. Applies to everywhere Cardiff are called sheepshaggers and we don't take offence in fact we thrive on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumelzier Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 13 minutes ago, CARDIFFBOY said: Just checking if I understand the various Hearts names for the rivals? Hibs are vermin, hobos, spoon burners, tramps, Mini Celtic, WEE TEAM Rangers are Hun, Sevco Celtic are Septic Aberdeen are The Sheep St Mirren are Midden Any others? HHGH, thanks in advance, Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Drumelzier said: Thanks, I missed that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 Incidentally, what do these rivals refer to Hearts as? Just so I know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just now, CARDIFFBOY said: Incidentally, what do these rivals refer to Hearts as? Just so I know! Hearts or Heart of Midlothian 🤷🏻♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, GinRummy said: Hearts or Heart of Midlothian 🤷🏻♀️ I should have expected that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Celtic also Plastic Paddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon tinted glasses 2 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Based on their favorite song I also refer to the wee team as "someshite on leith" also whilst you are swotting up it may be worth while to look at the derby records (we have won more derbys at their shit hole than they have) and if you are up for a laugh watch the hearts hibs Scottish cup final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Maroon tinted glasses 2 said: Based on their favorite song I also refer to the wee team as "someshite on leith" also whilst you are swotting up it may be worth while to look at the derby records (we have won more derbys at their shit hole than they have) and if you are up for a laugh watch the hearts hibs Scottish cup final. I watched the recent Derby win at Easter Road on Sky and saw Hearts totally dominate on and off the field, crushed them. HHGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Just call them by their names instead of being a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey1874 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Hibs are losers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboAndrew Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 57 minutes ago, CARDIFFBOY said: Incidentally, what do these rivals refer to Hearts as? Just so I know! Hibs often refer to us as, The Big Team. Or Overlords, the Heart and Soul of Edinburgh or just sometimes as the pride of Edinburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobNox Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Hibs also referred to as the wee team, or the Lochend Cockends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToqueJambo Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, CARDIFFBOY said: Just checking if I understand the various Hearts names for the rivals? Hibs are vermin, hobos, spoon burners, tramps, Mini Celtic Rangers are Hun, Sevco Celtic are Septic Aberdeen are The Sheep St Mirren are Midden Any others? HHGH, thanks in advance, Terry. If you started watching Hearts anytime before about 2005 or so probably you will not have used any of these names. It's very much a phenomenon of the internet age to come up with a bunch of names for other teams. I cringe when a hibee mate uses the word "Yam" for example or a Jambo goes with "hobo". As far as I can remember, pre-Internet everyone just used the real nickname of each team with a few swearwords attached. Or Aberdeen fans would be sheep shaggin *******s and the OF are smelly *****. The name "yam" for us would never have come about without the internet. I still don't understand it. Edited July 4, 2020 by ToqueJambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzbomb1958 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 7 hours ago, CARDIFFBOY said: Just checking if I understand the various Hearts names for the rivals? Hibs are vermin, hobos, spoon burners, tramps, Mini Celtic Rangers are Hun, Sevco Celtic are Septic Aberdeen are The Sheep St Mirren are Midden Any others? HHGH, thanks in advance, Terry. There is no such team as Rangers they died reincarnated as sevco ,I for one will always call them by their new given name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Maroon tinted glasses 2 said: Based on their favorite song I also refer to the wee team as "someshite on leith" also whilst you are swotting up it may be worth while to look at the derby records (we have won more derbys at their shit hole than they have) and if you are up for a laugh watch the hearts hibs Scottish cup final. In terms of the derby record, Hearts have won more games since 2000 than Hibs have managed since 1980! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 11 hours ago, ToqueJambo said: If you started watching Hearts anytime before about 2005 or so probably you will not have used any of these names. It's very much a phenomenon of the internet age to come up with a bunch of names for other teams. I cringe when a hibee mate uses the word "Yam" for example or a Jambo goes with "hobo". As far as I can remember, pre-Internet everyone just used the real nickname of each team with a few swearwords attached. Or Aberdeen fans would be sheep shaggin *******s and the OF are smelly *****. The name "yam" for us would never have come about without the internet. I still don't understand it. Hibs did earn the name of "The Party Planners" through merit in 2014. No internet was needed for that! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CARDIFFBOY Posted July 5, 2020 Author Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, sassenach said: @CARDIFFBOY, if you haven't seen it, you will understand some of the Hibs references on here better if you watch the film Trainspotting Cheers sassenach, I have seen it a long time ago, seem to remember seeing a vermin shirt being worn! I will have to re watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, Maroon tinted glasses 2 said: Based on their favorite song I also refer to the wee team as "someshite on leith" also whilst you are swotting up it may be worth while to look at the derby records (we have won more derbys at their shit hole than they have) and if you are up for a laugh watch the hearts hibs Scottish cup final. While the chief - puts someshite on Leith the Hearts will be with you gonna use that anytime I hear that pash Edited July 5, 2020 by manaliveits105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpship Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 The biggest hatred you get from Celtic fans is when you call them The Old Firm. When speaking to them. Verbally or on-line.. call them the old firm. They utterly hate it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
part_time_jambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 14 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Just call them by their names instead of being a child. That post is far too grown up for here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheatfield to sheffield Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Rangers and Celtic are the ugly sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 I could post a name for Celtic, but I wouldn't want to be seen as prejudicing any future court case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigO Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 I sometimes call Manchester United "Man U", or Tottenham Hotspur simply "Spurs" I don't often talk about English football though. Cos its shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) Dundee = Scumdee Hibs = Hobbits Edited July 5, 2020 by Marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 2 hours ago, manaliveits105 said: While the chief - puts someshite on Leith the Hearts will be with you gonna use that anytime I hear that pash Another good one is 500 miles. "when I go out...... WHEN HIBS GO OUT... Well I know am gonna be... Etc" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 42 minutes ago, wheatfield to sheffield said: Rangers and Celtic are the ugly sisters Or the arse cheeks. St Johnstone the farmers. I was in a Hobos house once. He introduced me to his mother, sister, cousin, neice and the mother of his children. there was only one woman there 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambonian Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 4 hours ago, CARDIFFBOY said: Just checking if I understand the various Hearts names for the rivals? Hibs are vermin, hobos, spoon burners, tramps, Mini Celtic Rangers are Hun, Sevco, Celtic are Septic Aberdeen are The Sheep St Mirren are Midden Any others? HHGH, thanks in advance, Terry. Celtic also Smeltic, Glasgow Rangers were liquidated in 2012. Rangers-2012 or Sevco since the new club was reinstated into League 2. St Mirren also St Liedown. Reason? Smeltic needed to win by 5 goals in the last game of the season in 1986 to beat Hearts to the Premier league title. St Liedown had loads of ex-Celtic players in their squad so it was inevitable that score would happen. Only thing was, we fked it up by losing 2-0 in the last 7 minutes when a draw was all we needed. But the St Liedown score was always going to happen anyway. Dundee Utd also Dundee Hibernian, their original club name. Their derby rivals Dundee FC - Dungdee. St Johnstone --Farmers, tractor boys, sure that's all they use when their fans, all three of them visit away grounds. Hibernian, the HIV's, spoon-burners, sister-fisters, tramps, anything derogatory does fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Striker Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Seems the vermin have no sense of irony when they adopted Sunshine on Leith as their "anthem" . The sentiment of the lyrics is that being in Leith when it's sunny makes you forget about all the heartbreaks/sorrows/regrets you've suffered in life !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcoll Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 18 hours ago, CARDIFFBOY said: Just checking if I understand the various Hearts names for the rivals? Hibs are vermin, hobos, spoon burners, tramps, Mini Celtic Rangers are Hun, Sevco Celtic are Septic Aberdeen are The Sheep St Mirren are Midden Any others? HHGH, thanks in advance, Terry. Falkirk are whinging bst'ds. Celtic are delusional self righteous shameless plastic paddies. Hibs are balanced. Chip on both shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coatbridgejambo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 19 hours ago, manaliveits105 said: Celtic also Plastic Paddies A few other names for them but this site is maybe not the place to air them. But we all no really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLTFTh Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaliveits105 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 true dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 20 hours ago, CARDIFFBOY said: I should have expected that! Also Glorious Hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboman9 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Never understood the H1b5 referring to us as Yams chat. Anyone enlighten me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Hibs or their fans at least are often known as the Lochend ^^^^ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Fester Rodents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieboy Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Jamhammer said: Or the arse cheeks. St Johnstone the farmers. I was in a Hobos house once. He introduced me to his mother, sister, cousin, neice and the mother of his children. there was only one woman there 😀 brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Bells Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Huns............ The Bully Boys Sheep.......... Codheids(heads) Fibs............ Mutants, The Shite, Hubz. I prefer Peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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