He Who Cannot Be Named Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 It seems there were many different forces at work to make sure we were bottom of the league when the lockdown came into effect. Hamiltons remarkable 6 point turnaround and someone getting inside Joels head were just 2 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottie Wanshot. Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 On 01/07/2020 at 10:59, merrymac said: Can't remember what game it was now but he actually dived out of the way of the shot. Have seen some bad goalies in my time, but never seen one do that before. SO WHY WAS HE BEING PLAYED BY STENDEL. that's the mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merrymac Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Scottie Wanshot. said: SO WHY WAS HE BEING PLAYED BY STENDEL. that's the mystery. Contractual has been suggested. Or maybe" he is with Man Utd so he must be good" ,despite all the evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1971fozzy Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Scottie Wanshot. said: SO WHY WAS HE BEING PLAYED BY STENDEL. that's the mystery. the million dollar question. It was apparent to all the young lads confidence was smashed to pieces (not even mentioning his lack of ability). To play a keeper who was not be able to save the most basic of shots whilst playing a system which beggered belief and it was suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 10 hours ago, merrymac said: Contractual has been suggested. Or maybe" he is with Man Utd so he must be good" ,despite all the evidence. Stendel said it was not contractual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 i feel stendel persisted with him because he was the best of the three with the ball at his feet. With the exception of his lack of ability to save shots he was better for playing out from the back compared to doyle and zlamal. He must have felt that this outweighed the amount of goals being conceeded. The thing is if he had dropped periera sooned for zlamal or even doyle i think we would have more points to be safe. i reckon we would have been in 9th or 10th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I really don't think zimal was that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinRummy Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 6 hours ago, milky_26 said: i feel stendel persisted with him because he was the best of the three with the ball at his feet. With the exception of his lack of ability to save shots he was better for playing out from the back compared to doyle and zlamal. He must have felt that this outweighed the amount of goals being conceeded. The thing is if he had dropped periera sooned for zlamal or even doyle i think we would have more points to be safe. i reckon we would have been in 9th or 10th Nailed it. Stendel was all about his system or style of play. By the time he realised keeping the ball out the net wasn’t Pereira’s cup of tea it was already too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatever Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Just seen Stokes 2nd goal v Huddersfield. The hologram right enough. Unbelievably bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedBoy Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Whatever said: Just seen Stokes 2nd goal v Huddersfield. The hologram right enough. Unbelievably bad. And the 3rd 🤦🏻♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gedster Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 And another.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomac Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 'Keeper having a mare' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 some boy, still on the books at man u at the age of 24 presumably on a very decent wage. Doesn't actually know how to save a ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, BigAlim said: some boy, still on the books at man u at the age of 24 presumably on a very decent wage. Doesn't actually know how to save a ball £10k a week 4 year deal apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I remember him letting in a goal (Amongst many), can’t remember who it was against but the shot must have been 25-30 yards out just right of centre, the shot was waist high and aimed directly at Pringle fingers, if he stood still and did nothing it would have bounced off him but no.......he decided to go down backwards in an attempt to catch the ball which proceeded to fly over his body and into the net......he made no contact with the ball at all, WTF never seen anything like that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbusby6 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Probably the worst keeper I ever saw at Hearts or maybe anywhere. I can't actually remember him making any save of note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 That will be his Uddersfield career over then 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gorgie Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) The boy is living the dream. Getting paid a tidy sum for having absolutely zero talent. Edited November 21, 2020 by Jamie Walker Tash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geomac Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 4th goal seemed to go through him, seen that few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Did anyone warn the Huddersfield fans site about the impending cluster**ck that was heading their way when the hologram signed for them? Anyone got links to the goals to see how bad he still is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, Smith's right boot said: £10k a week 4 year deal apparently. Set him up for life if he's careful. hope he's better at managing his money than he is at football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bindy Badgy Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 50 minutes ago, dbusby6 said: Probably the worst keeper I ever saw at Hearts or maybe anywhere. I can't actually remember him making any save of note. Might be even worse than Kurskis, which is saying something. They're the two players that have made me genuinely think that I could have done a better job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazzas right boot Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stokesy said: Set him up for life if he's careful. hope he's better at managing his money than he is at football. If not he's already got the national debt of a small country..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMJ_1874 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said: I remember him letting in a goal (Amongst many), can’t remember who it was against but the shot must have been 25-30 yards out just right of centre, the shot was waist high and aimed directly at Pringle fingers, if he stood still and did nothing it would have bounced off him but no.......he decided to go down backwards in an attempt to catch the ball which proceeded to fly over his body and into the net......he made no contact with the ball at all, WTF never seen anything like that before. Won’t forget the one at parkhead either. An easy ball to catch and he palmed it straight to the Celtic forward. Smith was screaming at him. Another 5-0 rout and hologram Sam was culpable for 3 of them. An awful keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 He is stinking. Con artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Jambo Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Smith's right boot said: £10k a week 4 year deal apparently. I suspect it'll all just slip through his fingers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo85 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Worst goalkeeper to play for Hearts since Craig Nelson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2205ian Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Fraggle said: Did anyone warn the Huddersfield fans site about the impending cluster**ck that was heading their way when the hologram signed for them? Anyone got links to the goals to see how bad he still is? Sky Sports News going through the highlights of Championship now. A chance to see? Edited November 21, 2020 by 2205ian Spelling mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, highlandjambo3 said: I remember him letting in a goal (Amongst many), can’t remember who it was against but the shot must have been 25-30 yards out just right of centre, the shot was waist high and aimed directly at Pringle fingers, if he stood still and did nothing it would have bounced off him but no.......he decided to go down backwards in an attempt to catch the ball which proceeded to fly over his body and into the net......he made no contact with the ball at all, WTF never seen anything like that before. I remember it, Motherwell? I thought at the time he was actually trying to get his body out of the way of the ball in case he missed it and got hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, Lambo85 said: Worst goalkeeper to play for Hearts. FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandjambo3 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, upgotheheads said: I remember it, Motherwell? I thought at the time he was actually trying to get his body out of the way of the ball in case he missed it and got hit. That’s the one.................remember when you were younger and playing football, no one really volunteered to be the keeper but somehow you got the short straw and it was your turn in goals.......then the best player of the opposing team is bearing down on your goal, right leg like sir Chris Hoy.....cringing just as he pulls the trigger in case it smacks you in the coupon.....that’s the very sketch we watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, upgotheheads said: I remember it, Motherwell? I thought at the time he was actually trying to get his body out of the way of the ball in case he missed it and got hit. Was that not Colin Doyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Marsh Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, upgotheheads said: I remember it, Motherwell? I thought at the time he was actually trying to get his body out of the way of the ball in case he missed it and got hit. It was Kilmarnock at home midweek and we lost 3-2. He was at fault for the first and didn't cover himself in glory at their 2nd. The 3rd goal was a shot by Eamon Brophy which was hit right at him in the middle of the goal. If he had just stood still then the ball would have smashed him in the puss and gone clear. He ducked under the ball. I was in the school end that night so was right behind it and I was in total disbelief. That was another 3 points we lost because of him. An absolutely stinking keeper and by far the worst I have ever seen in a Hearts jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, Saughton Jambo said: Won’t forget the one at parkhead either. An easy ball to catch and he palmed it straight to the Celtic forward. Smith was screaming at him. Another 5-0 rout and hologram Sam was culpable for 3 of them. An awful keeper. He did similar in the 5-2 game v St Mirren when a simple catch was palmed back into play & they scored from the resulting cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Good with his feet though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Holyrood_Hearts said: Was that not Colin Doyle? Naw, that was the last second bounce off the pitch that he threw over his shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I still stand by Pereira cost us at least 15 goals last season. The boy is a ****ing bombscare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Randy Marsh said: It was Kilmarnock at home midweek and we lost 3-2. He was at fault for the first and didn't cover himself in glory at their 2nd. The 3rd goal was a shot by Eamon Brophy which was hit right at him in the middle of the goal. If he had just stood still then the ball would have smashed him in the puss and gone clear. He ducked under the ball. I was in the school end that night so was right behind it and I was in total disbelief. That was another 3 points we lost because of him. An absolutely stinking keeper and by far the worst I have ever seen in a Hearts jersey. Think you're right, he is definitely the worst I have seen ever seen playing for us, or anyone else for that matter, even Zibby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, upgotheheads said: Naw, that was the last second bounce off the pitch that he threw over his shoulder. You talking about Brophy at Tynecastle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Just now, Holyrood_Hearts said: I still stand by Pereira cost us at least 15 goals last season. The boy is a ****ing bombscare He was the single biggest factor in us being bottom, next in line was Damour. Without those two I reckon we would have been 10 points better off at least when you factor in the points we gave away to our direct rivals for that position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAlim Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 It's as if he can't even see the ball every time That last one looked even worse in person, I was right behind it and he actually dodged out the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upgotheheads Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Holyrood_Hearts said: You talking about Brophy at Tynecastle? No Motherwell at Motherwell for the Doyle goal. I think we were leading, lost a late goal and then lost the 'Doyle' goal in injury time. I don't think he played for us again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gedster Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I used to think ex Stenhousemuir keeper FC Ray Dunlop was the worst.......then we signed a player from Man. Utd. earning 500K a year and my theory was blown to shit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, upgotheheads said: He was the single biggest factor in us being bottom, next in line was Damour. Without those two I reckon we would have been 10 points better off at least when you factor in the points we gave away to our direct rivals for that position To be honest I’d say Berra after Pereira. His 4 OG’s plus mistakes in other games cost us goals every other week. Completely agree he is the biggest factor though. I know Bobby isn’t great but if only we’d stuck with him we wouldn’t have been anywhere as bad as we were (can’t include Doyle cos he’s an older version of JP) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyrood_Hearts Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, upgotheheads said: No Motherwell at Motherwell for the Doyle goal. I think we were leading, lost a late goal and then lost the 'Doyle' goal in injury time. I don't think he played for us again. Unfortunately he did later that season and twice last season (only conceding 5 between both games) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy T Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 It must be some sort of football in joke this guy getting a game in goals for anyone let alone a professional football team. I've seen better keepers in the Sunday amateur leagues. He's like the Dick at 5's who lets in the first shot so he can get back out of goals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, upgotheheads said: He was the single biggest factor in us being bottom, next in line was Damour. Without those two I reckon we would have been 10 points better off at least when you factor in the points we gave away to our direct rivals for that position I’d put the man who signed them, above them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionDJambo Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, gedster said: I used to think ex Stenhousemuir keeper FC Ray Dunlop was the worst.......then we signed a player from Man. Utd. earning 500K a year and my theory was blown to shit...... Brian Wilson or Craig Nelson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munro9 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 said it at the time and ill say it again. I dont believe he was nearly as bad a keeper as his performances with us suggested. Portugal U21, Man U contract does not suggest someone with little ability. The problem was when he was on a poor run of form we kept throwing him in despite his confidence clearly being shot to pieces. As a goalie one mistake costs the team a goal. It was a ridiculous decision to keep playing him. On the bench for Man U suggests I may have been correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoked-Glass Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) Same guy? BBC says its castro pereira Just seen it is same guy Captain hook might be better in goals Edited November 21, 2020 by Smoked-Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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